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>not watchingth esnooker

sky cinema greats

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state of this wigger mutt

ah yes the beaner jawlet is here posting his ugly mongrel mug as if anyone wants him to

liar

>gfycat dot com slash wildbountifulhusky-public-flashing-exhibitionist-shygothexhib
if there's no one around it dpoesnt even count as exhibitionism imo

>Sky

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fucking dickhead

Good morning, guys :)

youtube.com/watch?v=cjqOsYRQI0o

You've been hit by {!!} ..
You've been hit by {!!} ..
.. A Sky Customer !

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But you can't be any geek off the street got to be handy with the steel if you know what I mean earn your keep!!

>3rd SS Panzer
>not literally any other actually stylish SS divisional insignias
no wonder he votes Republican, what a plebeian.

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>overpaying for that garbage

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Shawshank redemption on the telly lads.......... yeah, well it's not actually, it's in y dvd player but it is on the telly though, oh yeah, forgot to mention the dvd and the dvd player is sat in the shop because i haven't bought it yet because the shop hasn't had it delivered yet so what i'm saying is that yeah it's in the factory but they haven't assembled it yet because they're waiting for parts from china to be soldered by some 12 year old chink with scorched fingers but yeah it's on the telly

Fucking mug

reading a book

not giving a fuck

>Sky
Imagine paying for this shite
Solidified pineal gland and an IQ of 75

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lol dave u get so triggered over little things haha

the book of mooç ?

alri benders

m o O g ~ s yn TH e si ze r

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exhibition and public nudity is my main thing and i agree, tired of getting baited in only to see a slag flashing in the middle of the forest

I best pull out my strap and lay them bustaz down

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there was a really good video of two girls who go to some town in berlin or something and spend 24 hours naked just going out their lives lol, lost the fucking video tho ffs

sneed

Watching the Goonies

teehee I love being such an exhibitionist, only when there is no one around though I wouldn't want any one icky seeing me like this

don't get it

realised I'm low iq
I hope no one finds out

dont really care that its public. she just has a nice fanny desu

>tfw maxxed out on intelligence sliders in life and ended up a boring office-cuck.

Actually I'm gonna watch that Ted Bundy movie instead

feed, seed, sneed, fuck, suck, chuck.

nay, blasphemers, feast upon the moog (bless be upon)
youtu.be/hL0tnrl2L_U?t=90

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tbf public nudity is a turn on because they don't know who might be watching. if they were turned on by people watching they'd just come out and say 'right lads i'm going to get naked now'

It isn't your fault anyway. It's like being born disabled. You're not allowed to take the piss out of cripples but you can stupid people?

formerly yes, believers, starve into the goom (damnation be downwards him).

When you're in the middle of nowhere it's not really like any one could be watching. You don't really call people who strip off in their back garden where no one can see them exhibitionists.

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I'm a one-man Garden of Eden

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nah.

ye its not exhibitionism

exhibitionism would be when you put on a show like

composedsizzlingdormouse

public nudity is more casual

Looks like a lass i used to shag

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You look like someone who wanks on buses

post willy

Got sucked off in the cinema once and people were looking at me

exhibitionism is simply exposing areas that are not normally exposed to strangers/random people w.e. public nudity is inherently exhibitionist

reckon I could figure out who 190cm master race is if I put my mind to it

He's posted pics

tihnk my old mate that first introduced me to Jow Forums posts here

*walks towards you*

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what does it mean when a man's willy becomes hard?

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>The Melbourne DJ was staying with two people when it’s understood one of them, his Russian employee Zoia Lukiantceva, fell four metres from their private pool area and broke her leg.
>Detectives believe Mr Neat rushed to the yard below to help, smashing into a villa’s glass door in the process, and suffering severe cuts to his arm which led to fatal blood loss.
>Police say alcohol was involved.

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Someday? "Someday my dream will come"? One night you'll wake up, and you'll discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. It never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen. And it never will, because you were never gonna do it anyway.

exhibitionism is specifically showing another person.

public nudity is just being naked in the public realm, whether theres people or not

based

no.
a woman who is naked in a mirrored box with no idea if there are people watching from outside is an exhibitionist (assuming she wasn't kidnapped w.e.)
if there is no public around then you are not publicly nude. you are just naked. like the tree in the forest question

One time I was eating a curry and my girlfriend at the time started sucking me off.

One of the best things that has ever happened to me tbqh

People will argue about anything ‘kin ‘ell

Breaking the law rn lads #godmode

Thanks
Maybe after this beer heh

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the only reason to do it in a glass box is so people can watch. whether people are at any particular moment is irrelevant.

public space is public space regardless of whether people are present there. it's public because people can enter unlike your living room

Mate, watch out for that huge snake!!

jog on paki

was just joking m8
where are you though

it means he found something to be funny. a good joke or situation always does it for me. ive heard it is not very common to be sexually aroused by humor and laughing but im not complaining, i have endless fap material

if i was to write a bible or koran like law governing sex it would be that one should not mix food with sex

alcohol should be banned

How's my fit btw

I chop heads off snakes #realshit

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so you agree the woman in the box is an exhibitionist
if there are no people in the "public" space then it is not a public space. in order for it to become a public space someone has to enter it.
i only become naked in public if while i'm in the park someone else enters it, if no one enters then i've not been naked in public

>baggy below the knee sport shorts
>plaid black and white button up shirt
it's like sterotype of incel wear

ye she is. the clue is exhibit=display. putting oneself on display

>if there are no people in the "public" space then it is not a public space. in order for it to become a public space someone has to enter it.

this is just wrong. public space is legally defined
the high street is still a public area even at 3am when no one is there.

having sex there at that time is a turn on for people because a random bloke to walk down the street , not just when he's standing there

Repeat after me: happiness is only a habit
I am listening to the face in the mirror
But I don't think I believe what she's telling me
Her words are modern, but her eyes have been weeping
In gardens and grottoes since the Middle Ages
This is the aftermath of fever
I cool the palms of my hands upon the bars
Of an imaginary iron gate
Only by an extreme act of will can I avoid
Becoming a character in a country song
'Lord, you gave me nothing, then you took it all away.'
These are the sorrowful mysteries
And I have to pay attention
In a chamber of my heart sits an accountant
He is frowning and waving red paper at me
I go to the window for air
I catch the scent of apples, I hunger for a taste
But I can't see the orchard for the rain

This Bundy movie is dire

it's public in the sense that anyone can enter it but untill someone does it is not "public".
if you're in a public swimming pool but no one else enters then it is as if you've been in a private one. it doesn't matter that de jure it is public de facto it isn't

California

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Good thing I'm VolCel

Genuinely believe that life without sex is pointless. I spent a long hard 3 months in the sexless wilderness in 2015 and I was on the verge of suicide. Non-sex havers should be offered free counselling on the NHS.

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you cannae expect people to believe that after u posted your face

>teehee i'm scottish btw

we should treat it more seriously as a mental illness and I would not be surprised if one day there are state sanctioned sex workers

ken

but people shagging in a an empty public pool are still getting off to the fact that it's a public area anyone can enter.

people shagging there while the same pool is full of people are exhibitionists

>Sargon makes joke at the whole ridiculous media obsession with him saying "I wouldn't even rape her", saying they're trying to force him to cave
>Media responds to the joke by unironically reporting him as saying "I might rape her"
>Corbyn and Labour MPs condemn him, people ask for police inquiry

I am not the biggest Carl of Swindon fan but this media response is beyond ridiculous

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lol fuck off carl

alri joe

just invented this new meme lads

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you can't joke about about rape, how hard is that to understand? just don't do it