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were you breastfed as a child?

Need to see an example of an average body to decide desu

So I have never had this happen before but I met a client for the first time this morning, he was clearly very nervous, shaking like a leaf, we had a chat and a drink which seemed to calm him down. I then initiated kissing and slowly undressed him. When I began touching his cock he freaked and said he can't do this and accused me of touching him inappropriately, he then dressed and left. It's left me shaken and also worried how I miss read things

Dunno tbqh, would imagine so

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aye until 4

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Reading old /brit/ threads on the archive again

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another load of bloody tissues in the bin

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me if i ever buy a shag

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

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looking at some posts in there that have a very high possibility of being mine

>reading brit pre-homealone

fucking hate how hard girls puking makes me

I'd leave too if a prozzie dared to kiss me with her infected mouth. Might have been inside a mans arsehole earlier in the day.

2013-2016 was the peak of /brit/

2017 was peak /brit/

Which is it??

the duality of man

whats this from then

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smeg me arse la! takes ye back innit

line of duty finale lads LETS GO FUCKING HYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE

>2017 was peak /brit/

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the night that smashed my mind to pieces
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Imagine smelling Emma Watson’s pink anus.

...

>my dolmio mini-gimmick in there
lol

average /brit/ poster. nice shirt though

holy fuck this is next level blog post, blogging about a blog you did 4 years ago. fucking hell

was peak /brit/

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I bumped into an old mate in town earlier - I asked him what he was up to these days...
"I cook meals for the homeless, drug addicts, people with addictions to gambling and alcohol. That sort of thing".

"Charity work?" I asked.

"No. Wetherspoons."

how's life?

>norwich
>norfolk

huh

Some Swedish tv show

lol omfg

Do girls like it when guys grab their bums whilst making out?

every now and then I miss the ex haha

the idea of having sex with two women at the same time is terrifying

why few people here?

bank holiday ahah yes lads waheyy

ancient gimmick

and by "now and then" you mean every hour of every day

I've had no complaints. Make sure you've known her for a bit though, don't wade in there on the first kiss

ive never vomited. whats it like

shagging hour

why? women are perfectly fine with penises

when i was sleeping with the gf last night i had a dream that i threw up in her toilet and it came out like really thick mince in gravy and I blocked her toilet and her dad made me scoop it out the toilet

wouldn't that mean that people have more time shitposting than usual?

dunno just does

Feels terrible in the moment but you actually feel better afterwards than you did immediately before

got brain damage from drug abuse

When I had food poisoning I remember vomiting on an empty stomach, worst feeling ever. Unable to throw up but gagging and my body desperately trying to throw up. I was advised on drinking some water to throw up so I wouldn't start throwing up my stomach lining and I've got to say mate, when you throw up some cold water and just that, it's almost orgasmic, the feeling of the cooling water going up your throw rather than acidic vom is glorious.

>girls become prostitutes to pay off bfs debt
Proofs?

you need to get over your penis insecurity, only school girls are scared for it, middle aged women will think its fine

coffee > tea

no mate means theyre out

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should i lose my virginity in an escort threesome

haven't got penis insecurity mate, i came to terms with my bang average 8 incher long ago

>it's almost orgasmic, the feeling of the cooling water going up your throw rather than acidic vom is glorious.
lad...

the pizza wizza is in the oven woven

this is probably actually a good idea, they'd be all kind and understanding (and then laugh at you afterwards so you don't hear)

wat's on it la

no im not talking size here, im talking mere existence of the object

got a bad review from an escort because i didn't bring her a gift and refused to go down on her. now others won't accept my booking requests

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The post vom feeling of goodness, coupled with a completely easy to throw up liquid (the coolness of it definitely helps, a very weird feeling compared to if you're just throwing up chunks), try it some time if you're ever in a situation where you find yourself throwing up on an empty stomach, cold water.

my ocd makes me addicted to food literally not even my fault

guys how can i native english talkers think i'm native as well?

bit intellectual for me there chap. i don't have any insecurity. if it helps you diagnose me, i also don't like lesbian porn

prove it

itv 2 mate

I want this

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why does she need a gift if she's getting paid. why doesnt she just up her prices and by the gift herself

oh maybe you're gay or you have gynophobia

never @ me again

By talking English in conversation practice

THIS. Lez porn is so boring wow.

life is and always has been shite in all honesty
wish it wasn't so but heyho

Some real suspect characters on my uni course I tell ya

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yeah but i need real people not virtual machines

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fallen in love with an anorexic transsexual named Domino

Got a bad review from an escort because I shagged her too hard and now she can't about me

Lesbian pornography is, by nature, artistic and femininely beautiful. Love the stuff

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i lied when i said id never vomited. but it's a good gimmick for getting refreshing answers to common everyday subjects

they can’t because you’re a filthy wog

mental how we havent actually won a war since WWII

guys i have this problem in which i question every single piece in the world(and outside) how can i overcome this? i don't know which illness this is