/brit/

Attached: hapa.jpg (750x1334, 236K)

"asexual" is just what gay people call themselves before they've figured out that they're gay

Traps aren't gay lad, read a book

>teehee I'm bent btw :V

Don’t listen to anyone who tells you otherwise Mr Yank she is indeed very attractive

Whoa there sailor, this is a queer free zone.

Lactation

P E N G

all traps are autistic yet none are cute

>I'm a gay man in the closet!
Not really, could just be jaded

>russia
child pronography

>jaded

Attached: 1516401859036.jpg (174x226, 20K)

for me, it's the local r.s.l.
a pint, some grub, an old vet in the corner trying to drink away the ptsd
fun times

...

*does the bantu shuffle*

Attached: 493D7615-1368-4DCC-8A01-B98F2E2CD61C.gif (320x240, 1.47M)

Fuck saturation innit

I struggle to understand why this would be someone’s genuine goal in life

this

i agree but i didn't match with her anyway
so i'll just stick to spamming her here to make incels mad

For me? Celtic supporters club

Zootopia

Attached: 1553891693925.gif (307x278, 1.98M)

Severe mental illness and online enablers

Lovely scenes lad

I’ve dabbled occasionally in the local RSL but the local pub is much closer and much comfier overall for me

>nigger-words
You can't say that.

ffs

pet yank found the fridge lock key and ate all our food so we had to punish him

Attached: 1557089767216.webm (480x480, 2.52M)

alexa, play the shaggers anthem

So why are you here?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

it's a British zone so be gone

might go gay for a bit lads

not really attracted to blokes but just need something to shake up in my life. can't just be a sarariman who wastes his weekends doing solitary activities.

i started posting here in september 2016 after i got banned from /tv/ for a lewd full house meme

For me, personally, it's a quick readwank then bedtoil then alarm toil then pillowfliptoil then arm movetoil then curlinballtoil then flatonbacktoil then nodreamtoil then alarmtoil then toiletoil and then after that? Queen Elizabeth polymer toil

what's happened to that boogie lad
someone was saying earlier how he's spiraling down or summat?

Attached: 1442765050029.png (592x425, 407K)

he got new teef

Price of a loaf of bread :

1977 : £0.30
2019 : £1.50

Median income, age 25-35

1977 : £25,000
2019 : £25,000

anyone want to explain this shite?

hmm

Attached: 1551666244632.jpg (800x800, 42K)

*thais, ethiopians, south africans, frenchies, germans, russians, australians, kiwis and the portuguese are also allowed
>what about finland
Don't like finlad
>what about canada
Don't like quebecers

youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw

based civic nationalist

I can get a loaf for 50p at morrisons

Chebs and cock is a combo made in heaven

Attached: 1511743195081.jpg (430x430, 25K)

masturbate to futa

a spider literally just landed on my head not even joking

Spent the last two hours losing at the video game.

Attached: yWRigl6B_400x400.jpg (400x400, 21K)

I'm white

Pls be in London (not gay either btw)

just landed on some fat virgin's head while he was wanking to traps

*police sirens in the distance*

The Observer has tracked down the man who chucked a milkshake over Tommy Robinson: “I’d be willing to bury the hatchet with Tommy. I guess we could shake on it.”

jokes aside, wanking to traps is definitely not gay

Attached: Leofric.jpg (620x373, 90K)

have been told im a 8/10 by 4 different /brit/ users and only 1 of them was a bender

Going fishing tomorrow lads

pics x

Can't call yourself straight if you've never stuck your willy in a women's vagina. Simple as.

Attached: IMG_20190413_171217.jpg (1536x2048, 491K)

rorke hyperventilating at this

8/10

me? art hoes. cannot get enough of them

Attached: girl71.jpg (1080x1080, 1.13M)

huffing

8.5

post and i'll tell you as the leading psl analyst loser

>septum piercing
absolutely vile

need to visit nepal (and tibet) before the chinks ruin it

Attached: nepal-village.jpg (1920x1080, 452K)

Doing a poo, me

>(and tibet)
too late
you can't go unless you go on a special north korea-tier state tour

Where is this?

looks dirty

This weekend went by pretty fast, didn't it?

Attached: JUST.jpg (600x885, 36K)

replaced the back wheel, sprocket, chain and crankset on my bicycle today.

now im not as likely to die on the way to toil from now on.

Attached: 1526504135489.png (300x300, 67K)

what are you JUSTing about you chink neet? you don't work

Doug is based.
t. Doug

He's a bigwig in the egg industry, our man on the inside

you're a neet stop trying to fit in you vile chinky virgin freak

Was thinking of wanking away until the early hours tonight, then I remembered that it's best not to go to bed too late since there will be toil after the morrow and I can't ruin my sleep schedule.

Attached: 300px-Brendan2[1].jpg (300x300, 15K)

Want to take Emma Watson to bed and have my way with her.

HOW do i get better at writing? takes me 2 hours to do 300 words

speaking of which also need to do the transsiberian from st petersburg all the way to pyongyang

Moscow plane fire: At least 41 killed on Aeroflot jet

nonce

Are you actually chink? Pic of your eyes pls

should probably tidy my room lads

Attached: IMG_20190428_185302.jpg (1152x2048, 355K)

Teeeeheee I'm a girl
That? Oh yeah that's my penis ha

I also think like a man which is why tranny like me is totally better than the thing I am trying to be but I'm a girl because I'm a man and like dude super horny
No this isn't a fetish lifestyle thing you silly Billy

Womb? Haha just ask YouTube trannies like contrapenis, no guy cares about a woman's ability to have children dude come on I'm a man remember but I'm a cute anime girl like game anime character comic movie fantasy porno it's all a blur but I'm sure that I'm a girl. No my penis is gone I cut it off that's my dilater

Emma Watson is 29 years old.

suddenly my trsouers on the floor dont seem so bad

who /cumwall/ here
im a recovered cumwaller myself

how do you get to the point where you're putting out menthol cigs on your mattress

African continent GDP: $2.19T

Germany GDP: $4.1T

Yes, Germany has 2x the GDP of the entire African continent combined.