What do you know about Indonesia? and is there anything you would like to know about it?

What do you know about Indonesia? and is there anything you would like to know about it?

Attached: Indonesia.png (3306x1712, 462K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=TE5nBQzufZg
youtube.com/watch?v=fEBojZ6-kbI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

I have a bunch of friends from Indonesia, funny thing is they're all spergs
love them

I heard jakarta is hell on earth

go back to your filthy general

Attached: 1522233428072.jpg (352x198, 15K)

They have very qt and pretty virtual youtuber
youtube.com/watch?v=TE5nBQzufZg

going there on vacation this september

It is
I am a sperg too :)
Stop shutting yourself in generals and come play with the others

what do indonesians think about the dutch in this day?

Earthquakes, ice tea, nasi goreng and Islam

How's the sex tourism scene in Bali?
How much would 1 adult female prostitute cost me?

I am sperg too too

why did you betray your indian masters

Nothing
Don't know about Bali, but in Jakarta 50 usd can fetch you a pretty decent one
:D

Indians were never our masters. They're our friends :D

ex dutch colony
australia stopped the boats
poor muslim shithole
some separatist movements cause trouble at timor and papua

Oy that aint our boat, our cunt just make the most comfortable in transit destination to aussie.
We even have some migrant that just want to come to indonesia believe it or not.

indians aren't exactly fond of islam

We all have our differences :D

Is sharia still a thing there?

Aceh is the only province to fully implement it. In other provinces it's only implemented partially, depending on the province.

What about your province? Also are you considered weird amongst your people for posting on Jow Forums or do people just not know what it is?

I don't think there's any sharia laws in my province, aside from private matters such as marriage and inheritance.
>Also are you considered weird amongst your people for posting on Jow Forums or do people just not know what it is?
Most people don't know what it is and I hope it stays that way.

i like your optimism, fren

Attached: 1479406706133.gif (640x360, 2.96M)

We like you too fren. My parents have visited Bali and I want to one day as well. :)

Attached: 1556592551003s.jpg (125x85, 2K)

You have to be optimistic in life :)
I hope you can visit soon as well :D
Bali is probably the region that is most similar to india.

Where has the Sharia law been established ?
Have you been there?

>Most people don't know what it is
How did you find out about it?

Ah the land of terrorists

I used to talk to a girl from kalimantan, she was really nice.

The only province to fully implement sharia law post independence is aceh, and no I haven't been there, but I would like to visit.
I can remember desu

*can't remember

BARMM?

>but I would like to visit
Why ? Are you a durka jihad durka ?

>why
Aceh is beautiful

Attached: 202669faf04ffbccb3c5808a097e92fd_600x400.jpg (600x400, 61K)

Look at their provincial capital. oops we bombed it to oblivion and destroyed the biggest mosque in the country

Attached: ST_20171024_VNMARAWI1_3508496.jpg (780x520, 109K)

What happened?

Wazzup, my muslim brother.
Soon we will kill all of these white cucks, colonize their countries and build the Great Khalifat!

RARE

No white people are friends too :(

Learning about different cultures in Indonesia, I think it’s a damn interesting country.
But your posters on this board disgust me

I am sorry. Indonesians on the internet can be quite rude :(

the posters are unironically better than the rest of the country idiot, as proven with their decent ability to speak english, if you think the posters are disgusting wait till you see the average countrymen.
also since they're on Jow Forums they're most likely to have redpilled taste.

Attached: nawangsiharyosintacilik.jpg (475x597, 277K)

Why Aceh has so much power? Can other provinces implement stuff like that?

where are the 12 year olds

>Why Aceh has so much power?
They were granted special status in 2004
>Can other provinces implement stuff like that?
No, but there are other provinces that have special status too. Yogyakarta gets to have a hereditary sultan as their governor, and papua west papua also has special status making non-papuans ineligible to hold certain governmental positions there.
at school :)

absolutely based

Attached: DE84oS5UAAAKNvF.jpg (1080x1080, 142K)

Aceh rebels were at a constant civil war for independence, they get away with sharia law as a compromise for staying under Indonesia.

Is celebes the most based island?

only the northern part.
our last election is an abosulute shitshow but thank god it revealed which region should be nuked (aceh, western sumatra, most of celebes, and especially west java)

It's sad to see politics turning brothers against each other like this :'(

More like Incelebes amirite?

They have bears

Attached: 27707726-traditional-barong-mask-in-bali-indonesia-used-in-dance-performance.jpg (1300x847, 325K)

*sulawesi

How does this make you feel, Javanese pig?

Attached: 2048x1152.jpg (2048x1152, 908K)

What am I looking at here?

i feel like i want to have sex with children even more.
moluccans can do whatever dumb shit they want for all i care

Why is it not a federation? Why do they claim to be secular but overthrew a Christian mayor on some bullshit blasphemy charge? Why is the opponent candidate to Wikodo such a moron?

Gib riau jambi and palembang plox

>Why is it not a federation?
It is in practice
>Why do they claim to be secular
We never did
>some bullshit blasphemy charge?
Politics. Not saying he shouldn't say what he said but he should remember his position as a politician. He should've been more careful with what he said. If a random bloke said the things he said there wouldn't be any problems.
>Why is the opponent candidate to Wikodo such a moron?
Idk
Why?

>Why Aceh has so much power?
Aceh was a special case because the 90's was a terrible time to be running the country. Everybody wants to break free (I think we were called the Balkans of Asia at one point).
Aceh GAM separatist were forced to compromise because the Tsunami obliterated them and because we don't want to kill them anymore we agreed.

99.9% of aussies will only just know Bali, just because tourism for bali has just become so streamlined for us since the 90's. so cheap too.

Such a shame too since there's places that are 100x more interesting in Indonesia.

Attached: 1555945204125.gif (500x399, 373K)

Are there many half Dutch half Indonesian people living in Indonesia?

youtube.com/watch?v=fEBojZ6-kbI

What happens in Makassar?

My Grandma is an Indo but there isn't a lot of them left in Indonesia. Most of the Indo's are like 60+ by now and the most prominent Indo's all went to America, Australia or the Netherlands after Sukarno came in charge.
We still have the highest percentage of them compared to those three though.

no because we wiped them out in based bersiap operation
islam

That's Malaysia, not Indonesia.

Indonesia, for all intents and purposes are not as batshit insane as Middle East ragheads.

What are your beauty standards like for girls? Can you show me what 3/10, 6/10 and 9/10 look like in your country?

3/10 : your stereotypical mail order bride/prostitute, still dont understand why white people love these monkeys
6-8/10 : chinks, or pic related, we unironically prefer native local women than orientals, 8-10 would be Shandy Aulia or Dian Sastro
9/10 : hapas

Attached: 1556740597336s.jpg (507x507, 43K)

8/10

younger example of what we consider 8/10

Attached: zara-jkt48-pemeran-adik-dilan-yang-biki-771feb.jpg (670x335, 87K)

what we consider 9/10

Attached: enzy-storia_20180725_184408.jpg (700x393, 42K)

Not bad, actually. Better than I imagined.

hapas are horrendous, not my taste everything white or half white is shit. aggg

And I guess 9-s and 10-s are 9-s and 10-s everywhere they go.

oke wijaya

definite malay 8/10 is married to a chinese men.
how does that makes you feel?

Attached: shandy aulia.jpg (800x450, 92K)

wheres the nicest place to live in Indonesia

Visited Java for more than a month last summer. Went to the national rhino parc, Bandung, Pangandaran, Kebumen, Jogjakarta, Surabaja and Semarang. Loved it, would visit again

That’s very cool. Are you planning to visit Python for the next summer vacation?

Where is the capital going to be moved to ? I heard it was going to change place but i dont know where

Dubs it moves to Surabaya

Aside from downloading PDFs, online language tools, what do you recommend to make me learn Bahasa Indonesia better? (I have a friend if that's a start..)

In terms of what?
Most likely somewhere in kalimantan

anywhere away from sunda niggers so they cant casually come to the capital creating troubles

It's a shithole country.

Gib ontbijkoek and poffertjes, meneer.

Sure but I want some babi pangang in return

why are javanese people so evil and rule the country?

Based. Ramadan Kareem.

10/10

Attached: Le Korean Gurl.jpg (2048x1614, 314K)

Ironically because of the dutch

at least they are not evil AND retarded like sundanese

What do Indonesians think about Australia? We're bros, right?

Also sorry for shitting up Bali with bogan retards

That shithole country is our homeland.

>What do Indonesians think about Australia?
Nothing

I feel bad that Bali has been turned into a shithole by retard bogans

how so?
... i wish japan didnt ruin it. if only we couldve stayed a bit longer to make it better. my great grandfather made his final paper on how indonesia would be indenpendent. he was a good sober man as governor of kalimantan before the japs killed him

What happens in Papua province? And is it safer to travel than Papua-new-guinea?

YOUR homeland, perhaps. I'd rather live in Singapore.

Aku cinta kamu