Any thoughts on the English language?

any thoughts on the English language?

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Probably the best language for global communication.

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And difficult to us

dumb orthography

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bump

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I don't know any others

Hideous language - not just the american dialects, either.

I dislike it, it doesn’t sound nice. I do prefer Finnish over it

Gay and retarded

it's shit and I HATE it

Completely clusterfuck orthography.

retarded tenses

No particular thoughts, but I do love Darjeeling

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Anglos pronounce vowels in the wrong way

do you think your pronunciation is almost perfect?

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Doesn't sound good, not very nuanced but easy for most people to learn except for asians so good for international communication.

Retarded, even Türkish makes more sense than this pile of garbage

my pronunciation is very good
definitely have an accent but I've never been misunderstood by native when talking to them during my travels

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These.
>actual
>/ˈæk(t)ʃ(əw)əl/
>victual
>/ˈvJtl̩/

Luv english
Ate erri fing else

Simple as

how have you managed to acquire good pronunciation? game? l think it was too late for me to start it + dumb education + lack of immersion
if the orthography weren't that retarded l'd be fine with it

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butchered french

Well turkish is pretty fucking based to begin with

Slav point of view:

Easy af grammar, although it's very strict and confusing at times, retarded orthography to which you can adapt after a certain while, mental pronunciation but it's what makes it beautiful.

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Thanks Uralic bro :D

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started learning early + lots of video games + only children cartoons are dubbed in Portugal, all of our TV that shows foreign stuff it does in native language with subtitles and a lot of it comes from America + UK

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literally immersion then, l wish my family would given me such conditions
youtu.be/mYwAXtVTSwI

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I've never had such an exposure to it when I was young, I've learnt it solely thru vidya, discord, youtube and Jow Forums, that's about it. Don't even remember the last time I opened an English textbook

Ganbare, my slant-eyed whale-slaughtering bathrobe-wearing fishermongol

>slant-eyed whale-slaughtering bathrobe-wearing fishermongol
vaffanculo!

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Me lo ciuccieresti? Lurido animale mongoloide

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Ferme ta gueule mec brun!!! Il n'y a pas à parler italienne !!!

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*ti sborra la mamma, la sorella, la cugina e addirittura la nonna*

dumb

Thimphu tʰimpʰu => timˈ"po͞o"
Paris paʁi => ˈparis
Dublin ˈdɔːblɛn => ˈdəblən
Hamburg ˈhambʊɐ̯k => ˈhamˌbərg

but easy for brainlets like me.

>*ti sborra la mamma, la sorella, la cugina e addirittura la nonna*
perche?!

Perché mi piace sborrare, ovviamente. Pensavo che i giapponegri fossero tutti dei geni, ed ecco che mi ritrovo una schiappa

I can appreciate how easy it is to learn but on the other hand, English lacks a lot of nuance that I consider natural as a Slovene speaker.

This is a completely pointless argument, every language does that.

>Pensavo che i giapponegri fossero tutti dei geni, ed ecco che mi ritrovo una schiappa
La capacité linguistique dépend presque à la situation et non iq dans mon esprit

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Don't mind ((())), he's a south korean shill that try to ruin Nippo-Italian friendship

Cazzo c'entrano le capacità linguistiche con il fatto che t'ho sborrato tutti i parenti di sesso femminile?

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not mine

>disse il romeno eterno, dopo aver concluso con successo l'ennesima vendita di opiacei nei sobborghi di Nabuli

preetie stoopit if yooh ask meeh

mi piace Firenze!
y-you want to ejaculate sticky vino blanco from your feminine cazzo...?

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You call every country and its cities, towns and villages by the original names? I highly doubt it.

Minca frari sono senza parole

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french is just butchered latin

>every language does that.
Not every
>You call every country and its cities, towns and villages by the original names? I highly doubt it.
Do not twist your original words
Of course not "every" but our language can do that with ease and don't have to rely too much on International Phonetic Alphabet

I'm not twisting words but fine, make that every European language if it's true that it doesn't happen in Vietnamese

Come and live in England for a bit. I've lived here for 18 years and I haven't seen even a quarter of all the amazing art, architecture, music, literature, cuisine and natural beauty. England has downsides like any other nation, such as lack of etiquette and manners among some people, obesity and crime, as well as general degeneracy and authoritarianism. I still believe that it is one of the greatest countries in the world, its just that we are going over rocky ground at the moment with debt, migration crisis and social decline.

oh l just meant to say my parents should've surrounded me with things like English music, literature and other medias so "ugh what could've been...".

there's no flawless country anyways, just listen to Pistols already

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don't worry about it fado user
if you take your time to pronounce things properly you will be understood just fine!
just look at Schwarzenegger, the man started learning English late and has a thiccc Austrian accent and still became a movie star in America anyways lol

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>be japanese
>dont know certain kanji
>be literally illiterate, cant read

you don't know how l feel when l state my opinions/feels in English and my mutilated, retarded and laughable pronunciation automatically degrades my grace and dignity, turning me into a pierrot. it's just as bad as having a stuttering mannerism
everyone can except baka people

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you hold expectations too high for yourself
besides, most English here are a bunch of weeaboo who would kill to be able to speak Japanese half as good as you do!

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Amerimutts dont deserve you user

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lissen, right
if you lot ‘ate vug ingish languich so much, right
then why’s you lot speakin it

do you want to speak Japanese

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you have to stop worrying about butchering it
you're a Japanese man speaking English, not bloody Shakespeare. Nobody serious will really care if you fuck it up a little as long as your meaning comes through
I want to speak all the languages in the world lol
but I just recently started with Norwegian so it's not like I have the availability to start something as hard as Japanese

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Norwegian? pourquoi?

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love the country
love Bacalhau da Noruega
love Vikings
heard it wasn't that hard to learn
also the highest salaries in the Single Market. if I can get three times the money by moving to a free access area why not?
bear in mind I only started two days ago...

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did Vikings settle in the Portuguese coast? are you seriously going to improve it to the point you can eventually work there?

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I always liked listening to Fry's English delight. It's a radio series about the English language that you might find comfy. Give it a listen youtu.be/NFn73khnERw

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uses funny sounds

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not in massive numbers but they raided Lisbon and Galiza
And yes, I want to!

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thank you l give you this in return
youtu.be/Z3ZCZjhjguA
also l'm def certain the pic you posted is originally what l had posted before
what if some region followed the same path as Normandy and Sicily...?

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Are you the national basketball team person?

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are you talking about this?
desuarchive.org/int/thread/105066451/#105067600
je ne suis pas femme
desuarchive.org/int/thread/105066451/#105067919

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It's rusty but I like it desu

Yes. Are you the tall person, and is that maple?

other than l'm tall l think almost everything l said in that thread is not true. l played football in the first place lmao
>is that maple?
what is maple?

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Maple is somebody who likes history on Jow Forums apparently. Why did you bother lying, was it for attention? What are you actually like?

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shitty language

>Maple is somebody who likes history on Jow Forums apparently
l like history yes, the French one is especially my cup of tea, and you?
>Why did you bother lying, was it for attention?
was killing time
>What are you actually like?
the world is like an oyster

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Extremely easy and ugly,isn't as based and beautiful as arabic

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>l like history yes, the French one is especially my cup of tea, and you?
I'm interested in Anglo Saxon England, the late Roman empire, the Byzantine empire and Ancient Greece
The correct syntax of this phrase should be "I like history; French history especially is my cup of tea. And you?"
>the world is like an oyster
What you mean is "The world is your oyster" :)

>Anglo Saxon England
do you think Harold ii could have managed to defend the kingdom against Guillaume ii of Normandy without the Battle of Stanford Bridge, which impoverished it?
>;
>,
not a fan of it ;(

>do you think Harold ii could have managed to defend the kingdom against Guillaume ii of Normandy without the Battle of Stanford Bridge, which impoverished it?
My short answer is:
No
My long answer is:
Add me on discord if you would like me to explain

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explain to me here lad, l've got one more question related to the Norman Dynasty
>discord
l don't use it, and l said l'm not a girl here you virgin freak desuarchive.org/int/thread/105066451/#105067919

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>you virgin freak
rude

polla ojete mamada por favor!

「ちんぽ穴フェラチオ」と何ですか?

>explain to me here lad, l've got one more question related to the Norman Dynasty
Basically William would have clapped Harold's cheeks either way. I don't really know what you mean by 'impoverished' to be honest so I can't give you a better run down than that.
>l don't use it, and l said
I'm phoneposting and doing the captcha is a pain in the ass.
>l'm not a girl here you virgin
Seeing as you are from Japan you are far more likely to be a virgin my friend
>freak
Post picture of yourself or don't insult other people

ええ...? 私のすきなものです...
>impoverished
what l meant to say was that the battle exhausted England, but then l checked the wiki article and it says Harold ii btfo Harald Hardrada, so it wasn't a decisive factor of the defeat at Hastings anyways it seems
>you are far more likely to be a virgin
no l'm not, stupid anglo!!!

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british english - based and redpilled
american english - cringe and bluepilled
aussie english - ok
kiwi english - cringefest
irish english - meh
scottish english - p good

>ええ...? 私のすきなものです...
男の子のにそれものが好きだ。。。痴漢

ちがいます~ ぼくがポヤをだれかのojeteに入れるのがすきなんです~

American English masterrace

cringe continentals and their British asskissing can fuck off

>what l meant to say was that the battle exhausted England, but then l checked the wiki article and it says Harold ii btfo Harald Hardrada, so it wasn't a decisive factor of the defeat at Hastings anyways it seems
For your future reference, impoverished means economically or materially poor or deprived.
>no l'm not, stupid anglo!!!
Lol k

As expected of the d*tch

Latin is just...I'M GONNA BUTCHER YOU!

そうか。。。
けど、まだホモ痴漢

Based Russia

Bluepilled Netherlands

any thoughts on the Anarchy (in the u.k)? also it's just that my Excalibur doesn't seem to like Avalon, nothing shameful about it.
でもZEPもホモでしょう...?

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>でもZEPもホモでしょう...?
うん、俺も大きなホモ痴漢、しかし、俺の彼氏にだけだ (>3

Just wash and get a haircut bro you can make it. Run 5 km every day plus 5 lots of 20*6kg reps and you will be fit in no time :)
Don't know what you mean about anarchy or Excalibur. Is this some kind of weird metaphor for you being a virgin?

(>3333

Pretty much this

i don't fucking know how i learned it

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Well clearly you didn't since having basic knowledge of the English education includes knowing that I's are always capitalized

all weebs must die!