/cum/ + friends

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Meant for
Even got upvotes...guess the sexpats are still at work...
Jajaja

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>The last resort occupation for white losers
For me, it’s the military :)

LL Cool Beans

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Military implies you’re a loser and also homosexual

youtu.be/bioP_2e_xls

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Don’t forget autistic!

Okay, this is epic

>9 posts
>3 posters
>one of them is OP who has made no subsequent posts
is this peak /cum/

youtu.be/29b5TrJ_epQ

Lol

I am now playing Rainbow Six Siege

no one cares tbqh ngl făm

Son las cinco de la mañana y yo no he dormido nada

You cared enough to reply lol

>You cared enough to reply lol

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He perdido el balance por tu amor

No me arrepiento de este amor

youtube.com/watch?v=w-NmPo9YXa4

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Temo que me dejes en el abandono
Y tue eres mi oxigeno y mi todo

Yo SOY

if i had computer i will be playing TF2 rn :c

Desde hoy las emisoras las detesto
Por estar sonando cancioncitas de amor
Melodías que relatan lo perfecto
Quizás a esos cantantes no le han roto el corazón
No creo esos versos,
Y sirvo de ejemplo
Que el amor no debería de existir
No hay un febrero
Que yo este contento
Y envidio al que sea feliz
Azul, tengo el alma en amargura,
Yo no se lo que es ternura,
Los horóscopos me mienten y la bola de cristal
Eh perdido la esperanza
Aquí tiro la toalla
El romance y la pasión no es para mi

Under there

Yo por amor escale muchas montañas
Sin temor a una avalancha y me caí
La televisión me hace daño,
Que mueran las novelas de amor
Y que el DJ pierda su trabajo,
Si me suenan cancioncitas de amor
San Valentín se a convertido en un negocio
Y el carajito de la flecha me caí mal
Es un tabú ese supuesto amor eterno
Aquel que se enamora siempre termina fatal
No creo esos versos,
Y sirvo de ejemplo
Que el amor no debería de existir
No hay un febrero
Que yo este contento
Y envidio al que sea feliz
Azul, tengo el alma en amargura,
Yo no se lo que es ternura,
Los horóscopos me mienten y la bola de cristal
Eh perdido la esperanza,
Aquí tiro la toalla
El romance y la pasion no es para mi
Yo por amor
Escale muchas montañas
Sin temor a una avalancha y me caí
La televisión me hace daño,
Que mueran las novelas de amor
Y que el DJ pierda su trabajo,
Si me suenan cancioncitas de amor
Listen.
Let's go!
Dj, you could play this one!
The King!
Gustozo!
Una vez un sabio me advirtio y hoy le creo
Que el amor te hace feliz pero solo por momento
And I'm blue!
Azul tengo el alma en amargura,
Yo no se lo que es ternura,
Los horóscopos son falsos y la bola de cristal
Eh perdido la Esperanza
Aquí tiro la toalla
El romance y la pasion no es para mi
Yo por amor
Escale muchas montañas
Sin temor a una avalancha y me caí
La televisión me hace daño,
Que mueran las novelas de amor
Y que el DJ pierda su trabajo,
Si me suenan cancioncitas de amor

1-3 sleep at 1:40 am
4-6 sleep at 1:50 am
7-9 sleep at 2:10 am
0 sleep at 2:20 am

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Lil nig

...

What's the point of cock rings?

>restrict blood flow for harder erection that won’t go away
>damage blood vessels so you can’t get hard without one

That sounds awful

whats the point of earring?

They're cute on girls

Keeps your dick hard zoomer

Thoughts on Linus?

youtu.be/4tq0vsAQLz4

thats subjective

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My opinions are facts

who give you that authority

God

alri, gramps

Mala, tú eres mala

how do you know that god is real?

Have 10 porn videos open for my fap, I'll probably only make it through 3 of them

Because I am God.

was gonna search for something but i forgot

close up pussy sucking?

smash capital

Some of them. /cum/ is learning my porn habits hahahaha

reached skip limit on spotify

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my gf

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Just use Youtube LOL

i'm on phone
I can't listen to youtube while posting on 4ch

just buy a pass lol

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By your filename you have an android phone
So you can use Newpipe

shes not real...

who gives a shit lol

absolute state

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My wife.

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get a job
stop living with your parents

LMAOing @ this loser ^

But I don't have anything I need money for

face reveal

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I like my gf a lot (pic related)

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ped

Are women even human?

thats subjective

Hebe, actually.

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>1. Your state/county
>2. Does your local grocery store sell Pibb Xtra?

Duke's County, Massachusetts
No

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Based

liking anything under 18 is pedo tbqh
like 17 yos and under are just innocent children and you are sick scum if you find them attractive

the gf

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Which DR PEPPER knockoff are YOU????

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Why 18 exactly? The age of consent is 16 in some states

there is nothing wrong with stealing from the rich

Rolling

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Dumb Robin Hood moralfag
There is nothing wrong with stealing

How can so many people be so stupid in the year 2019?

I know the answer is probably Satan.

Gonna shoot up heroin again when I order and obtain it

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made yet another one

just because its legal doesn't mean its morally ok

The age of consent is 16 in most states, and it is 16 or lower in most first world countries.

didn't read a single word

You didn't answer the first question

>Gonna shoot up heroin again when I order and obtain it

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The Old Testament says you have to let a slave free after 7 years, but if he comes to you and says “I love my master and I want to stay with you forever” then you have to mark him as a permanent slave with an earring :)

how about you dont do that and come play video games with me instead

Can feel something tickling my asshole from the inside.
Must be another slimy log...

good post

thanks
*gives u a tomato*

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I don't want to live like this anymore.
I don't want to live at all.

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because its taking advantage of them
underage brains are not fully developed and can't consent

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If you really cared about fully developed brains the age would be 23-25