>Underwater by 2030
>Small foamy beers
>Homosexual Prime minister only speaks German
>20 buck fuck
>Israeli planes hit your infrastructure daily
>Weed capital of Europe
>Hundreds die monthly in bicycle pileups
>ZERO (0) culture
Is there a more pathetic country?
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None. I probably hate Dutch more than anyone else here, I would not hesitate to straight up KILL every Dutch poster here, man or woman, adults and children, if I saw them on the streets. I would curbstomp them until their faces are nothing but MUSH and steal their wallets so nobody could identify their mangled, broken bodies, leaving their families in extreme emotional pain. Then I would visit their funeral, shit in their casket in font of their own beloved ones and then kill every single one of the funeral guests because I would assume they are Dutch as well.
Holland is based, fuck you. They're our maritime brothers.
Even the non country of Belgium has more culture than Dutchoids
I swear Belgium is more interesting. Liegi is great and they have a nice small weapons tradition.
>Dutch "mountains"
>>ZERO (0) culture
come to think of it, when I went there for a week
the most dutch food I ate was hearing and pickles, some god tier gouda and cappucino
I could bet my left testicle that half of the Dutch anons on here are actually Moroccans, Turks or other kind of immigrants
can confirm
>he has to climb hundreds of meters by foot every single day just to go to the supermarket
dutch colony
>New Holland
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I want to kiss a cute tall dutch guy.
How about a 178cm - 103kg prime Dutch bull?
On my phone, what cunt is this and why should I give a shit?
2fat4me sorry m8
Unlikely I'd be terribly attracted to you. Plus, you're not taller than me, but you're 25 kilos heavier.
im not cute but im 194 cm and 85 kgs, does that count?
Are you handsome at all? If you could make me laugh I'd probably stick my tongue in your mouth.
im not handsome, just average. honestly depends on what body type you like
i have been called funny though
Frankly I don't have a particular type. If I'm tipsy a plan dude with a good sense of humour that I get along with suddenly becomes a handsome dude anyway. Hope you like dicks breh.
Im handsome and tall but i detest aussies
>but i detest aussies
Any reason for that?
>Israeli planes hit your infrastructure daily
wot?
i like dicking people, not getting dicked
We can rub our dicks together though, that's pretty nice.
He thinks New York is still dutch
>highest "peak" of Holland
>is actually shared with Belgium and Germany
>Dutch people get altitude sickness from climbing the mound
STOP IT YOU MONSTER
I WANT IT TO ST.... there is the air alarm again, brb in the shelter
this is actually our highest peak, its also an active vulcano
It's your karma for colonizing us
we love you
>Vaalser""""berg""""
underrated post
>Is there a more pathetic country?
New Zealand
WRONG
this thread
20 buck fuck was a good meme
-Good economy
-Less welfare than commienavia
-Weed only for tourist, looked down upon
-Women actually respectful towards men
-Decent food & beer
-Niggers only in Randstad
-A job for anyone, almost at any moment
Nederlandene are pretty okay.
-good language
-flat
-pretty small
-eat pepernoten in december
-use brick houses with red tiles
-eat kruidkoek
-likes bikes
you are a very good friend. maybe we should conquer all of frisia in germany so we have a border
>women respect men
>niggers only in Randstad
Yeah if only
gekoloniseerd
>>Hundreds die monthly in bicycle pileups
Just slip little lies in there huh?