/brit/

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fascism doesn't mean anything

im white, but sometimes my niggas be tweaking

this, same with communism. britain is the radcen heartland of the world

I'm a proto-fascist, like Padraig Pearse.

planning on watching the footie tonight and when city go ahead i will go to the gym

the match
would love to shag a neo-bimbo like this but think this one's a catfish

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I'm an Auror at the Ministry of Magic, like Mencius Moldbug.

nonsense. it's aesthetic as fuck

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Landlords have gotta hang

christ she's hideous

would hit you harder than id hit them and id hit them well hard as i am well hard

fascism doesn't mean anything

t. labour-voting northern hooligan

yeah, hot innit

flexing the intellectual muscles

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This pic always cracks me up
Fashsquad synchronised powerstance

I'm the 19th grandson (male) of my paternal grandfather

did you say you liked birds with short hair?

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need it to be about 20 degrees while I'm sat in a beer garden

That's her absolute best photo, best lighting, best angle, caked in makeup fake lips eyelashes etc JUST IMAGINE her irl oh my days what a fucking tart

trousers up to the armpits and down to the toes is not a good look

bit of a try hard, you

any female grandsons?

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>philosophy
>the bible
>fiction

keep wasting your time la

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I like these birds too mate but jeeeesh she’s fat and ugly. Defo a landwhale from the neck down, hell, look at the fucking cheeks of her and those saggy tits.

purple purple purple purple lean...

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don't understand philosophy
too lower iq for that stuff

currently developing a robot to /brit/post for me while I'm at work. basically he'll be pre-programmed with all my gimmicks and will select one at random to post every 2 minutes but I'm looking into using some sort of AI to reply to posts in a meaningful way as well.

Did three cums in/on the gf this morning

pair of wogs on me like a couple of stapled fairy cakes

that was the 1930s, everyone was doing it

reminds me of the upmc building

>posting some first year world history rubbish as a counter-example

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would probably make more meaningful posts than i do

*changes my pitch up*

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jim jefferies is a massive cunt

*red beret flies off*
OO LA LA
*spits out red wine*
CA ALORS
*curled moustache straightens*

sticking me head out the winder and having a good ole howl

>anime

nice argument

might become a paranoid schizophrenic

the willy wants what the willy wants

This is a breach of the peace mate you’re coming downtown

someone out there agrees with you

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mate at school used to refer to flamin' hot monster munch as 'paki flavour'

couldn't get away with that these days, no sir, not in the current climate

soundcloud.com/traumatic-hardcore/trm-lp-044-mindwalker

tune

she's pure fuckmeat i agree, good for nothing else but a hard rodgering

First exam? In a matter of days
Studying? Haven’t done any
Revision? *opens up a tab of /brit/*
Devilish? Correct

*nasally nerd voice*
"she's pure fuckmeat i agree, good for nothing else but a hard rodgering"

PLEASE COME AND RESCUE ME I AM BEING HELD PRISONER IN THIS CRAPHOLE COUNTRY I WANT A GREEN CARD AND BECOME A US CITIZEN

Singapore copycat of BUF look nice

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>paki flavour
Haha x

about time

scromiting

never studied for any of my exams. just cheated in them

Ive got a superior global history book on had right now

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he kind of looks like a fat sid vicious doesn't he

gonna do a machine learning thing that reads every post in a brit thread and then tries to britpost based on what it has read before

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reckon i'm in the top 1% of wankers in the country

Sydney 2000 was the best Olympics
FACT

got any cheating tactics?

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Top draw Markino

youtu.be/6lWbcP2HO54

Squeal

yeah...don't get caught
*lights a cigarette, takes one puff then flicks it away*

literally just wrote the answer on a bit of paper and take it in with you.

wish practical effects made a comeback
these hollywood pricks get so much money they should spend it on shit that actually looks good on film

based

going to dl this thanks

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snicked on some tipping point on the tellybox
digging into a chicken pie
drinking milk (blue) out the carton

short range passenger turboprops? that's me ta

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*scurries after your cigarette and picks it up off the ground*

just imagine there are brit posters, in this very thread, RIGHT NOW, who weren't even born in 2000

uh-huh, wow, yeah, that's nice..

*walks away*

Canary Wharf is hideous

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don't think i've ever had an exam where you're told what the questions and answers are before going in

holy friggin PENG

i can see everything with a monstrous sense that is not sight
light is dark
and dark is light

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for me it's the SAAB 340

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Needs another explosive device courtesy of the IRA

youtu.be/w20ysGLOFwQ
Canary Wharf is hideous

menacing post

youtu.be/cmgnm5D8atA

why does seaside mark say "de lads" so much

is it a boomer thing

only 1 of my siblings is married and it's to a girl who says she's never have kids despite her hips and tits being set for it.

could respect (but not agree with) millennials if they objected to reproduction on environmental grounds, moral anti natalist reasons or even if they thought it was racist to make more white babies

but their reasons are so much more vacuous . it's literally just because they want to buy ps4 games and have time to watch marvel (literaly kid) movies in peace without any children . how does that make sense

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made an excel spreadsheet thing that auto generates variations of "[adjective] [bodyparts] [verbed] this post" like "smelly brown hands rattled off", "slimy jewish tentacles pecked out", "talmudic claws hammered out", based on historical examples
dont have it atm but its right funny

got my special constable on speed-dial