/brit/

alot harder to con people now with the internet

might stick my hand up my arse just to see what my arse tastes like

same here desu

Thousands of girls in the norf getting raped: mentioned once the papers and then never again
One single building in a london burns: in the new 24/7 for years afterwards.

Imagine kissing a girl whose tongue has been in another mans arsehole

Fuck.
You.

this was 2 days ago

youtube.com/watch?v=AQFhX5TvP0M

wish I was levelling my paladin in Blasted lands during TBC again, or solo healing kara, or raiding Black Temple

aaaah what a time it was, what a time we all had!

wish the mental health meme didn't become mainstream so people with actual mental health problems (me) could get help without feeling like an attention seeker wanting to jump on the bandwagon

have SEX
JUST GO OUT AND FUCKING HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW

hypnotic

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Every girl then

you're a fat lard if you can't touch your knees to your ears

man i miss fucking other girls. my gf is fit and all, but shes the only girl ive had sex with for two years.

this was right after uni where i fucked a different girl every month. Its fun seeing how different girls act in bed.

North Sentinel Island needs diversity

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Ah yes,
Tier 5...now THAT was a great set of Paladin armour
*Sips*

Roast pork for dinner

really makes you think...

Imagine if they said Gary, Indiana is the worst city in the USA because it's not diverse enough (85% black)

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sick of unitoil

rorke

xD

"this is england"

n-word!

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the galapagos islands need diversity

rocket owned by a twat bringing water and sandwiches to the world's most expensive year abroad doesn't really have the gravity of man setting foot on another world for the first time

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booked the flight to sarajevo

love exploring gary (by vehicle) me,

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Sometimes get confused when I realise how many people live in the UK
endless streets like that

have you fuck

Enjoyed this post

moving to wigan lads

Imagine kissing a lads arsehole who has had a girls tongue in it before

incels BTFO

>tfw coward

Wow...

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would do some sordid things to get my wow screenshot folder back

Funny. My ex GF just uploaded a picture of her saying yes to marry her boyfriend today. He took her to this really fancy spot and likely spent loads on the ring.

I laughed when I remembered licked my bumhole less than 2 years ago before we broke up lol.

no you ain't

Maine is not a good state for criminals; there's nothing to steal

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I still have all my vanilla wow screenshots and videos through til the end of WOTLK, instant nostalgia on demand.

true enough tbf

This buy my amateur vids with the ex girlfriends

Was a Gnome Frost Mage back in the day

youtube.com/watch?v=6NAapIUyad4

I was in Kennebunk, Maine for a wedding last year and I was the only black person in the surrounding area for four whole days.

K-Billy's super sounds of the 70s

nice cope

reeks of judaism

Any snake worshipper in?

youtube.com/watch?v=hqDinxaPUK4

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absolute rotter, fucking hell.

hard no thanks

toil on the morrow

Looooooooool

proper northern lass

PENG TING

it's actually because i'm a 2/10 (and have been rated as such) but thanks for trying

>bank hoilday weekend over in a flash

Massa toilberg please no! I don't want to go back

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Upon one pair of English legs

he's kissing a girl that licked my assehole two years ago

I'm a MGTOW type guy anyway. Never will love again

then get a 2/10 gf, you're not entitled to a supermodel gf yeesh!

Literally nobody thinks its university's fault that incels can't shag. Everyone thinks university's and their marxist shit is ruining good, attractive women and making them shit. Which is demonstrably true.

Are you a 2/10 with a decently fit body, good clothes, varied interests and social intelligence? If yes, im sincerely sorry.

Stopped watching porn, only watch hauls now
youtube.com/watch?v=cFo6eGv6SOA

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this nigger must have an iq of 75

breeding.zone/topic/50244-how-do-all-the-cum-dumps-in-here-deal-with-std’s/

ah yes, the gays

Runninnng around robbing banks all whacked off of scooby snacks

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spent the entire weekend drinking
good times were had by all

Mate was listening to him the other day. Told me the guy is actually mentally ill and has murdered two of his 'best mates'.

>I was the only black person in the surrounding area for four whole days

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Shan't

not looking for a supermodel but admittably in my teenage years I did try to get a cute one, nowerdays I hit on any and everyone and still can't get one lol.
yes. have had many girls tell me they "love" me but unfortunately only platonically

public when straight man claims to have had sex with 20 women: pull the other one you bullshitter
public when gay man claims to have had sex with 100+ men: oh my god for real? how do you even manage that wtf

Mental that you have the same holidays

asinine strawmen

everyone knows gays are disgusting and have no problem getting poo literally all over their dick. gross

these bitches are totally braindead

i'd let strawmen fuck my asinine at a time.

not sure what angle you're going for

Anyone got that PUA pasta? You know the one I mean, usually Irish lads post it.

very judgemental post

100 for gays is a moderate year's worth

The qt Jap chick I've been messaging just told me she went to a karaoke with some poms and Yanks
S-she got railed by an American Chad d-didnt s-she ;_;