Why do they get so butthurt when you don't speak French?

i was only passing through on the way to belgium(flanders), much nicer country.

I see Portuguese people cope with this by bragging about how English tea culture was started by one of their queen consorts from Portugal.

Good. Never come back.

shut up worthless frog worm.

Basé

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Stay out of their country unless you are black

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Why do you shit your pants?

Thats hot

We don't "hate it when you don't speak french". We hate all that isn't french. Tbh, I hate a foreigner who speaks french way more than one who doesn't. Who the fuck are you to speak french ? The rest of you don't deserve it.

Make me, my spanish friend

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I won't, your country is dirty and full of blacks

That's the whole world in 2019 lad

no homesickness, then?

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Oh look it's this thread again. Kill yourself, we needn't more autists in this world.

French is trash desu

Cool, don't learn it then, and never try to speak it.

so is English xd

English has been FRENCHED that’s why it doesn’t sound like some weird Icelandic anymore.

This but unironically, all Indo-European languages are inherently shit compared to FINNO-VGRIC BVLLS

>Who the fuck are you to speak french ? The rest of you don't deserve it.
you act like french is some sort of noble language when it's just a bastardized version of latin made by illitterate people

How do you say "please spit in my mouth" in French?

Porco dio

So is italian, still it's a noble language too and a nation of semi-gods. How can you be from THAT part of europe and think that the rest of them are your equals ?

You can only say that in english

...

>be French
>refuse to speak English
>import niggers because your economy starts slowing down
The absolute state.

I know, I don't act like it's superior to the other latin dialects that became languages. Neither is superior to germanic or slavic languages

They get even saltier when you do speak it but accidentally speak through your mouth.

>belgium
>nice

>all these seething frogs in this thread
kek, the memes are true

based and tripspilled

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And thats why English is better

French people would literally rather live with NIGGERS, than speak English. That's the state of France. Absolute embarrassment and stupid people.

Just speak English and shame those who don't. It's not that hard.

It is actually. I mean physically it's a pain in the ass to pronounce.

4 year olds can pronounce English I'm sure a NEET frog can too.

You're Lucky I don't spit in your face if you come to my country (Québec) and you don't bother to learn French first.

I mean, the fuck you're even doing here in the first place m8?

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maybe if you guys weren't so lazy and actually pronounced the letters you wrote it wouldn't be

you sink so?

I was about 50/50 as far as whether people replied to me in French or English, but nobody was rude about it.

>slavic
Oh yes it is

French is easier to understand by hearing to be honest

is american r should be pronounced by throat? or by tongue too?

I pronounce r by throat (weaker than in French or German), but oficially it's a wrong way

when I try to speak Polish I do it by tongue

what are you even trying to say, you stupid mutt?

pronounce by throat in Russian

it sounds like this - youtube.com/watch?v=4DOcXGHFZoY

car les américains sont très bête

That's because it's spoken slowly. Not even a native frenchman could understand another if he spoke too fast

Ils sont super cons tu veux dire.

Les américains sont des gros porcs puants et ignares et ils auront besoin d'un site de traduction pour comprendre ça

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>tfw want to learn french but too much of a brainlet

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people sometimes don't understand the all words when I'm talk, but as I wrote, I pronounce r in a different way

I can do it in "normal way", but I would have accent

in Polish it's ok

also don't know, when I watched tv-series in full French dub I'd started to understand on third time

but now I don't speak the language

>So is italian
I don't know the entire history of the french language but the official italian derived from a particular vulgar from Tuscany, the one used by Dante and Boccaccio, that became influential for italian literature for centuries because most writers adopted it.
So while vulgar dialects diverged, italian literature converged until it became official language.
In a sense, you could say that italian is born from the work of literate people.

I'm not sure what you mean Boris. When I make my R i sort of ball up my tongue between my UPPER molars, not touching the roof of my mouth, but touching my teeth

vocaroo.com/i/s17niZsPkAPp Here's me acting like an idiot.

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Brave thing to day as a english speaker

Saying some R words vocaroo.com/i/s0zp98UaBzjc

does my r sound the same?
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Les amérigros en surveillance suicide

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I would rather kill myself than speak Fr*nch

Yeah but I need to hear more than just "sure" xD to be sure.. Say the words "Carl" "Squirrel" "Beaver" "Bridge" "Red"

I think we do use R words because my throat hurts after saying all these words home-speech-home.com/r-words.html

>haha u speak english owned!!!
>wtf why dont u speak english waaaaah!!
why are western europoors like this?

Imagine the man whos leading your country doing this he does not look in control of that situation

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I'd assume it's for the same reason burgers freak out over mexicans only speaking spanish

*Do use throat because my throat hurts

good, you don't deserve to speak it

Le piss of le frog

Who are you quoting?

but the most interesting that while speaking English sometimes I use tongue, not throat

>tf
>tp

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you're not concerned, Nigel

Actually sounds good. I'd say a bit more work on the accent but I'm not better.

>he does not look in control of that situation
He probably isn't, but to be fair dom-toms are weird places and they don't behave like mainlanders.

every western europoor on this board. you got a fucking problem with that YTboi? huh? shut the fuck up snowcoon

>RENT FREE

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They literally can't accept that we won the war of civilisation.

LONG LIVE FREE BRITTANY

yep, I'd noticed that I used soft m in "mean", for example

>it's an amerilard that never left his city in the middle of Utah speaking about people he never met episode

>2019
>Québec still not libre
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Next time, pick something more realistic

LOVE LIVE FREE BRITANNY

FUCK DE GAULLE

>thought I didn't really care about rude tourists
>2 weeks ago, walking down the street in Paris, minding my own business
>some American tourist literally steps in my way
>says "ST GERMAIN???" really loudly right into my face
>he actually wanted me to give him directions to boulevard St Germain

I actually was nice and helpful and showed him the way because I knew otherwise he was gonna spend the rest of his trip brooding over the fact that some random French guy was rude to him.
But seriously guys just say "bonjour" or even "hello" before you start screaming in a Frenchman's face. Politeness goes a long way here.

Free what? lol

He's talking about Brittany, that region that doesn't give a shit about independence

Bonjour, je parle français

bisous,
Nouredine Mbala al-Algeri