What are some little-known facts about your cunt?

Its general is complete ass.

Its name is actually Estados Unidos Mexicanos (Mexican United States), not Mexico.

We have lions.

its right next to the best country in the world (finland)

we hold doors open for other people far longer than we logically should

people here think dandelion salad is a delicacy

Indiana was the first state to pass eugenic laws (in 1907). All criminals and mental deficients that found there way into state institutions were to be sterilized if a doctor examining them thought it was a proper course of action.

what's the name of this delicacy?

regratova solata?

we wuz vampires n shieeet

Dfififj

>solata
confirmed you're bosnians

Something like 176 languages spoken here today are indigenous to the US

Kerguelen islands
frontier with Netherlands via St Martin
we got a few common genets, they were bring by arabs during middle ages then went feral
We had celtic temples with many cranes and cutted heads inside.
Celtic peoples had coins > pic related
neanderthalian structure in a cave, dated from 170 000 BC
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruniquel_Cave

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About one third of native children in Nunavut suffer from malnutrition.

>What are some little-known facts about your cunt?
High school students get a monthly allowance from the state of $130.

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we're actually neanderthal

Free Americans had some of the world's highest living standards in the early days of this country

geez...
Im allergic to those fuckers.

We have refrigerators for kimchi only

denmark holds all the records

The Philippines were governed by the US from 1901 to 1946

We have tried to buy Greenland from the Danish 2 times and threatened to invade them for it 3 times

We share a border with the Netherlands in some carribean island

The US took Guam and Soma from Germany in WW1

I live in my country

*Samoa
Guam was taken from Spain in 1898 don't know why I thought of Germany

People seem to get the impression that we're really well off. We aren't poor but we aren't wealthy at all

People used to think that we were some small secluded utopia but people have been beginning to realize we're kinda screwed as of late

This but unironically.

it exists

You eat the leaves, not the flowers

We are not mediterranean.
I know, crazy, but look at a map.

We outlawed bestiality in 2008 after some dumb farmer got his ass ripped out on tape by a horse cock.

>paid 75.000 dollars indemnity for some dead gringos

Lol no. Even we (Spain) had more dignity and told them to fuck off the two times they tried that. First time an admiral said "Spain prefers honour without ships than ships without honour" and they backed off, letting us bomb Valparaíso. Second time they curbstomped us, but oh well, you win and you lose.

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>No taller than 170cm and with a phenotype resembling Andalusians to some extent.
Please delete this. The rest of your post is fine.

>on tape
Well?

It is an honour for d*tch"""men""" to resemble IBERIAN BVLLS

Fuck iberians. Faggots are so weak they couldn't even win a war in 80 years.

>mfw d*tch"""men""" could barely hold on to their independence, when fighting a country which was fighting half of Germany, Sweden, Denmark, the Ottomans, England, France and even Portugal later.

Pathetic.

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1667 best year of my life angloid

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he's a cringelord from Jow Forums that sometimes wanders off his containment zone. ignore it.

>mfw Brits still get butthurt that the VOC was the more successful East Indian Trade Company

Shut the fuck up, you irrelevant cunt. At least we fought against separatist colonies instead of letting them go or backstab Rhodesia.

blijf dan gewoon in vlaanderen ipv wallonie he

Not an *ngloid, simply travelling. As far as I care both of you fighting rids the world of two plagues

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battles_of_La_Naval_de_Manila

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It's far more laid back than most people think.

Kut-Vlaanderen is ook bijna gecolonizeerd door Wallonië, dus wat is het verschil?

When monarchy ended, Germans didn't decapitate their royals like the French did, but often apologized and thanked them, paid compensation and even let them keep their palaces. (Not always)

the province of north-brabant exports more illegal pills than the rest of europe combined

At one point there was a maple syrup mafia that stole tonnes of maple syrup.

people who are actively invested in learning other languages/cultures are considered expatriates culturally by the older generations.

Its still "legal" to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow in York.

We have the largest gold mining company in the world, and 0 gold reserves.

also we all smell bad

like actually, everyone has their own distinct scent that they develop

Didn't you guys kill all your wolves while searching for the Beast of Gévaudan?

it is customary for american males to wash their penises in their fathers 'mouths

It's a literal dystopia.

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I have never met anyone in this country with a strong odor who wasn't a 400-pound fa/tg/uy or a woman with a shit ton of perfume on.

ignore bad but keep a distinct scent
it's like how I can tell a European by their scent because they sort of smell like wood, or the same with black people and that distinct coconut oil

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Oh, when you put it like that then you're right, my mistake.
Might as well put up a fun fact while I'm at it; the bear on the California stare flag has been extinct for almost 100 years, the last one dying in captivity in the 1920s.

connecticut is the "nutmeg" state yet it's incredibly hard to find nutmeg here, I don't think it's actually here at all