>be american >turn 18 >want to be interested in politics >register to vote >go to a town meeting >it's in a high school auditorium >get a voting card at the door and file in >"in honor of our brave veterans, please stand for the flag" >everyone rises and faces the American flag in the corner >numerous obese people struggle to their feet >the entire room of people recites the pledge in perfect unison >everyone claps >hamburgers fall from the ceiling >donald trump downs a freedom quart (liter) of coca-cola and declares war on venezuela >policeman unholsters his revolver and shoots five black people >the sounds of gunfire, clapping, and bald eagles fill the cramped room >god bless America
is it true that mexicans dont celebrate cinco de mayo?
Andrew Lopez
I broke my record and masturbated 7 times in one day this saturday
Thomas King
we don't really celebrate it we just that we have a free day of work if it lands in working days i genuinely don't understand why do we even have that day as something to celebrate since the French still invaded us and we lost against them it baffles me, why do the Mexicans at the USA celebrate it? like, it seems they make a bigger party about Cinco de Mayo there than the Independece Day, where they should actually celebrate, in the 15th of September
Played some D&D with my friends and downed a pint in 2.3 seconds to impress the bridge troll
because chicanos are cringey and desperately grab onto whatever Mexican culture they have left. It's like "Irish"-Americans and St. Paddy.
Daniel Ross
Everything up until the bit with the hamburgers was real Cinco de Mayo is a meme, I'm pretty sure the only people who celebrate it are fratboys who want to drink tequila DND is a good time
Nicholas Butler
>105236744 So this is daily life in america? You shouldn't have killed all those black people though, who's gonna fight the war in Venezuela now?
Daniel Diaz
>DND is a good time yeah, I'm very new to it and I honestly didn't think I was gonna enjoy it so much, I always thought it was some autistic nerdshit
Elijah Hall
>>policeman unholsters his revolver and shoots five black people When was the last time you've seen a police officer with a revolver?
Juan Walker
Nothing exciting, I'm stuck at work on the weekends. They don't just cling to it, they get fucking territorial over it. I've been told by a few people in high school that I was too white to celebrate Cinco de Mayo since my mom's white. I'd tell them they weren't even celebrating the right independence day and they'd just call me gringo, the fucking retards. >D&D Who's in your party? I didn't think anyone played it outside of the US.
Leo Cox
>is it true that mexicans dont celebrate cinco de mayo? The Mexicans in my neighborhood are all from Puebla and they dont celebrate it. If they work at a Mexican restaurant they probably end up working harder than they do the rest of the year.
Benjamin Young
>why do the Mexicans at the USA celebrate it? like, it seems they make a bigger party about Cinco de Mayo there than the Independece Day, where they should actually celebrate, in the 15th of September The actual Mexicans dont. I went to a Mexican restaurant yesterday and the only Mexicans there were working. They do celebrate the 15th though.
Lincoln Turner
I hung out with my friends and his gf and also another mutual friend came over and we played halo 2 together. Was fun and comfy.
Christopher Hall
I’ve never seen mexicans celebrate it here. I think it’s just an excuse for people to eat Mexican food or get wasted on tequila.
Brandon Wilson
nice
Easton Fisher
pussy. those are rookie numbers.
Cooper Peterson
I think my record was 5.
Joshua Kelly
EGGSDEE HILARIOUS OP MIND IF I SCREENSHOT THIS AND UPLOAD IT TO R/Jow Forums XDDDD?!?!?!?!?!? I CAN CALL IT “user TRIES TO VOTE IN AMERICA” LOLOLOLOL
Wyatt Barnes
Cinco De Mayo is promoted as an alternative because the Mexicans celebrating their independence living in land they used to own makes governments uncomfortable.
Easton Morales
>Be me >Go buy some bread >No baguettes left at my local bakery >The baker tells me that I have to wait 20 minutes until he makes other ones >Buy some more expensive bread instead because I don't want to wait >This bread taste awful
It was horrible
Gabriel Anderson
>go outside to go to the shop >Fall because Australia is a country which is upside down and i am Australia >Aw bloimy cunt >Get caught in giant spider web >Spider rises and is about to eat me >Chinese man stabs it in the bacl and then breaks off its leg and the eats that egg > He get eaten by an emu >Boomerang back home >Wait 5 hours to post this
>This picture i attaches is a depiction of how i feel about what i just said
>be me >living on last level of 30-storey commieblock >get my breakfast with buttleged finnish cheese and portion of propaganda news >going to work >get stuck in elevator >waiting for electric to fix it for 4 hours >came to my factory after >said to my boss that I was stuck in elevator >he cuts my monthly salary twice for this >shitposting from my phone during my lunch break >get into supermarket after the work to buy some potatoes on evening meal >peacefully watch evening propaganda news while eating mashed potato with potato cutlets >doorbell calling >open the door >police came to arrest me because I criticized Putin while shitposting during lunchbreak >I gave them 1000 rubles to not be arrested >now I need to survive till the end of month without money >okay, I still have some potatoes left, full pack of tea and kot
