My French celestial girlfriend is real just accept it

My French celestial girlfriend is real just accept it.

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shut the fuck up schizo freak

I believe you user. When did you meet her?

Rolling for 4, 21, 71, 79, 97, or 171.

Thank you user.
I met her 15 years ago in a dream.

>15 years ago
>105235915

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Yeah, she has the power to control RNG, she mostly just does it to screw around with people she won't just make it TOO obvious though.

Thanks for the 4.
(here's an example)
She doesn't want people to believe in her though so she's not going to make it overly obvious that she's controlling the RNG in fact she will make it seem like it's not her just to trick the unfaithful lol.

Tell her to give me trips

If she did something like giving you trips, that would be way too much evidence of her existence than she wants to be out there.

Dubs confirm

Is there something about America that makes people mentally ill?

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But I'm telling the Truth.

Thanks for the 4.

Oh yeah? Check these then, cuck

nice

Thanks

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thanks for the 4

Constant fear of being hit by a stray bullet

Thanks for the 4.

Look into my eyes, user.
I'm going to gut your French celestial girlfriend like a pig next time you go to sleep.

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Do you want me to be your french celestial gf

Does she browse Jow Forums user?

Hey hans calm down she's still my countrywoman

don't know about the women, but with the men is circumcision, it keeps the mind locked in a state of fear

by the powers granted to me by the ancient Sages of Lemuria and Chaldea I will grant you these digits

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n-no...
She is already real.
She sees everything on the Earth.
Thanks for the timestamp 4.
Thanks for the France.
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Thanks for the 4.

did you get b& from /x/ ?

don't underestimate the hidden knowledge behind those numbers my friend

Thanks for the 79.
Thanks for the 97.
Thanks for the France.

Thanks for the 21.

Thanks for the timestamp 4.

What does your celestial girlfriend like/dislike?

AAEEIUEUEUEUEUEUEUEGGHH
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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She likes France and the USA, she likes me and her non-blood-related celestial French sister. She likes music and many other things. She dislikes doing bad things and other stuff.
Thanks for the timestamp 21.

i believe there was a misunderstanding i'm going to have to ask you to give me back that 97

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Is she omniscient?

Thanks for the 4.
I wouldn't say fully-omniscient to a complete extent but her processing power is incredible and she sees everything that happens on the Earth but in actuality there are so many things that the human race doesn't understand that she does but even so there is more than that. I'm not sure. Lol.

Do you think my previous 4 was a coincidence or her answer to my question?

She's not trying to make it obvious, it would be too obvious if she just gave you a four every time. IDK lol. She does choose the numbers though but it's not like she's trying to make it obvious.

Thanks for the 97.

Thanks for the timestamp 4.

Bump.

Thanks for the 79.

Thanks for the 79.

I fucked your French celestial girlfriend and she enjoyed it.

Thanks for the timestamp 4.
Also, NOOO!

I'm not circumcised, but I am locked in a perpetual state of anxiety, guilt, paranoia, and fear.

where can i find a celestial girlfriend

Thanks for the 4.
They might be talking to everybody but you need to open the door. But I'm not sure. They choose who they want sometimes idk. Lol.

Thanks for the 4.
I hope one will choose me.

Thanks for the timestamp 4.
Thanks for the 4.

Wtf I want a celestial bf

based

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Thanks for the 4.

ofc she's real why are you doubting yourself

I KNOW she's real I am just trying to tell you all.

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I love her.

when is this meme going to die

It's not a meme.
She is real.

How did you get a French celestial gf? Can I get one?

Thanks for the 4.
I think I answered that question already.

bumping this thread

>tfw Gustave Courbet died december 31 1877.
what did user's celestial french girlfriend mean by this?

She likes art too.
Maybe she wanted you to post that because it would cause me to post this.

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>celestial girlfriend
wut

Impressive

Timestamps incoming

Nice dubs lol.

Thanks

Thanks for the 4.

Thanks for the 71.

im not even sure which posts are posted by mentally ill and which posts are made behind layers of irony anymore

She is real.
Nice dubs.

If 21 I'll fuck your celestial gf

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Thanks for the timestamp 4.