/cum/

I'd rather not but thank you anyway

wrong

lmao
never thought about it but you're right

>invited out for sushi
>eat until stuffed, go home
>hungry again after two hours

toastie roastie

>father is a fat redneck who has medically proven low IQ and laughs at Adam Sandler
How did he get laid to have me holy shit

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respect ur elders and vote conservative lol

BASED Low IQ have a higher birth rate than CRINGE High IQ

Any virgins here? I’m gonna kick your ass

I WANT OYSTERS
AAAAAHHHHHHHH

why don't you kiss my ass instead hehe

I need a fucking vacation

why don't you fuck my ass, so I'm longer a virgin?

Hello virgins, nice digits

>game of thrones? I love it I never miss an episode!!!

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My underwear have lipstick stains on them now

I've watched every season of game of thrones and I have no regrets despite the quality of the show nosediving after season 5

>television? Of course I don't pay attention to it, it melts your brain

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>I've watched every season of game of thrones and I have no regrets despite the quality of the show nosediving after season 5

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Game of thrones is hardly some obscure fsntasy series that only nerdy virgins would be interested in

;)

>Game of thrones is hardly some obscure fsntasy series that only nerdy virgins would be interested in

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bitch niggas

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I like making out with girls
I want to do it again soon

>I requested an artist to draw me phat anthro pokemon ass
Problem, libtards?

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Are you enjoying this

are you going to post it here when hes done

>Are you enjoying this

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Are you having fun

no

Virgin freak contrarian

>Are you having fun

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If your friend never talks about girls and you’ve never really seen him interact with them, does that mean he is:
>A) extremely private
>B) a virgin freak
>C) secretly gay

Are you having a laugh

Would you ever get plastic surgery? I want to get my ears resized because they're elf tier pic related kinda but idk if ear surgery exists

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>his permanent Bolongna, Ham and cream cheese tongue
Okay, this is epic

sure if i could guarantee the results and see the results before going through with the surgery

Oh my god dude literally just be yourself
Plastic surgery just turns you into an uncanny valley Frankenstein freak

definitely, but it would be weird, since plastic surgery isn't that common and people are very coval when they notice something weird
It'd be weird to meet somebody on the street and out of nowhere he asks me ''did you get a nosejob?''

Can’t believe someone in this thread wants to get the Michael Jackson look LOL

my firefox addons finally work again

Guys
The girl I slept with calls me “baby” and “daddy”

could be any of them. statistics say its more likely A or B

>bruins are genuinely going to win the cup
>celtics will be the only new england team not to win the championship
I want every black person in this thread to apologize

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Patriots and Bruins will lose

patriots already won retard

This year didn’t count
It was awful

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The Celtics should rename to The Niggers if they’re not going to have any Celts on the team. It’s a FARCE

rorke on the ropes

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>It's a farce

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pack it in rorke

Jesus christ mines have been working for 3 days now. Took you long.

can it

rorke? finished mate. old news.

I was 21 when I lost my virginity to a 17 year old

*Ding* oh the rorkes are done

thats sus

Disgusting kid fucker

reported to the FBI tip line

Please have sex with me

We were drinking and smoking weed too
It was a fun night
We walked to McDonald’s and fucked after we got back

unironically lost my virginity at 15 to a 21 year old scene girl

That he fucked a 17 year old doesn’t irk me in the slightest, but that he exclusively fucked her in the ass is pretty sus LOL (and gay)

She wants to date before she lets me fuck her vagina haha
She also sucked me off SEVERAL times

How do I stop masturbating to trap hentai?

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why stop

let rorke come. ill put him on the ropes

She’s kind of clingy now ngl

which pokemon is it? how much are you paying them? did you meet them on tumblr?

lost the v-card to a girl my age like a NORMAL human being

rorke.... is.... DEFEATED!!!

Literally just stop yourself from doing it. The synapses in your brain that have reinforced that behaviour will ‘atrophy’ and you will stop wanting to do it

based. use that mouth like a pussy

my name is jake and i think this is great

bears shoulda won, they would have smoked patriots or rams.. fucking doubledoink still hurts

>bears shoulda won, they would have smoked patriots

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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delete

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I’m a patriots fan from California
Why?
Tom Brady is from here

Game of soy absolutely and thoroughly BTFO

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Anal was kind of uncomfortable
My dick couldn’t fit in her ass until I put a bunch of lube on and even then it wasn’t that good

Based, me too but change season 5 to season 1

The amount of COPE from people around me this past month because of Marvelshit and GoT has been really juicy. Seeing people who were devoted to the show for so long start bashing the fuck out of it is delicious.

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imagine being gay and only fucking assholes lmao

Endgame was a good movie
The girl I went with cried at the end

Should I do it, /cum/?
I can't find a prom date, so should I just bite the bullet?

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