Culture Pals /cp/

You're all fat virgin freaks edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (whores), China (smelly) and India (pajeetas) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed) (embed)

javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

old:

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Kpop

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Hello~! I an INTF, Slytherin. I love Harry Potter, K-Pop, GoT, anime, and dogs. Bohemian Rhapsody is my favorite movie. Pls no perverts.

what jobs you looking for?

Nice to meet you! I'm Katie from California, here to learn Korean! About me: Polysexual / LGBTQ+ Friendly / Vegan / Crossfit / Slightly Goth / BTS for lifee / Hate racists / 420 / Depression / INFP-T. Be the Ron to my Hermione?

Ideally, I'd like an engineering job. But in the worst case I could try teaching.

Harry Potter gets a lot of hate. sad.

Harry Potter is a nigger

The author brought it upon herself by being a cunt desu

Marry me

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/JanelleMtF

This thing was lost in the last thread

I thought it was Hermione who was Black'd in the play.
anyway, the first movie is quite wholesome like the first book.
it just gets retarded when people write what house they're from and stuff

>by being a cunt desu
will not argue this.
it looks like a bad case of menopause.
good what a future to look forward to.

I wonder if s(he) gets frens or is just constantly trolled.

Marry me

LOL trannies should all HANG :DDD

well, we're always short on teachers in rural areas. But you'd need a bunch of certification type work in advance, and Russian as a foreign language isn't taught in schools, so you'd also have to have a specialty if you're above the age of gen ed. Basically becoming a teacher is easy if you're in the midwest/south, but you need to already be in the US –you won't get a visa this way (assuming you're talking about school teacher not uni prof)

Engineering jobs hire and provide visas, so that's a better bet.

>Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (whores)
wtf is this shit?

I'm qualified to teach university students here and have a PhD degree in mechanical engineering that I got to improve my chances of getting a job abroad. I just have to finish some things hrre, then I can start actually looking for a job abroad. Thank you for the information.

oh got you, in that case disregard my teaching comment. Being hired for a university is obviously a different ballgame, and I won't pretend I know much about the engineering uni prof market. Good luck bro.

>actually looking for a job abroad

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what is confusing you?

Thank you. I really wouldn't mind some luck.

you have been BLESSED

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Checked

>tfw no 1st world gf

Have you started messaging North American qts yet?

>message qt for the purpose of getting nudes
>after a while start getting feels

why am I like this. Second time this has happened.

b-bonjour, I'm here because quints. What's going on here?

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i havent been here in 5 ish years, but all this talk about russians is making me wonder – what happened to johnno lads?

He died

>North American qts

No memes, I don't know if i don't have luck or what but it seems that do not exist such things as N American qt in this site.

Interpals attracts the worst girls North America has to offer

Make an account and post your profile

>t. Johnno

The ones who look okay or are some scam account made by some African or are teenager girls before digivolving to some kind of monster.

>your profile
>an account

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Post

Hold your horses Jimmy

Hurrryyy

how's it going with the russian qt?

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thank mr johnno

so true

she gave me multiple stds and I died

i dont like the person who just viewed my profile

>qt has "don't just send me hi or how are you, I don't know how to respond" on her profile
>sends me "hi"
What did she mean by this?

she wants the d

johnno would never be so negative

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t. Johnno

M*cchi visited my profile once too

getting those stds made be bitter

Morning

morning lad

i hope you drown in shit you lying, slandering faggot

degen

Seething freak

has anyone here used tandem?
o but I dont want to be a shill

>What did she mean by this?
she like irony :)

likes*

i occasionally wonder if qts in the same city know each other and tell their friends about this site and the people they talk to

do you tell your friends that you use interpals?

>friends
heh y-yeah, I tell all my friends

We all are friends here.

I have a bad feeling a culture pal viewed my profile

I told one of my friends about this but she didn't use it.

as long as the /pal/ didn't leave a troll comment, it's all good.

Troll comments are the only good reason for a pal to visit your page

mong

This

they only left a view and nothing more

for now :3

Have sex

virgy

I know you are

tfw no Anatolian gf

got a bad sunburn today, it fucking hurts

I hope you get better soon

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cringe

ty frenchfren, my arms are a completely different color

So still black?
F k B i a n

no frenchfren, they are red now

cringe

>why yes, I use interpals to learn languages, how can you tell?

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This

>tfw a latina qt calls you handsome
Nice.

I need to get a qt finnish girl to help me with studying finnish

Is she Venezuelan or Cuban?

No, Argentinian.

Oh. Are they pro-Russia?

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Based
You should know better than us, it's your continent

>it’s your continent
It’s not tho

It's America isn't it

North America and South America are two different continents

>send message to profile name because it's a song title.
>person responds and says you said the same thing last year. Sorry if i didn't reply.
>contemplate sudoku because of embarrassment

:')

That's one of the problems with deleting people's messages when they don't reply to you.

Very true.
I shall now keep every memory of being left on read. :')

Where's homealone?
Where's 190?
Where's Doug?

Where are you?

Rate the last 10 countries in my inbox

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What's up, faggets?

Kazakhs are wild, mate, georgians are cool too!
8/10