I'm an el goblino. What do I do?

I'm an el goblino. What do I do?
inb4 kys

Attached: flat,550x550,075,f.jpg (550x550, 38K)

stay in russia

come home goblino man

do this

Attached: 1556844715743.jpg (426x600, 76K)

larp as one of your heritage and hate other heritage of yours
Or move to USA
You'll blend right in

you will feel at home in the US, plus for whatever reason they obsessed with Russian females/males

Visit Cибиpь

Honestly just stay in Russia. Russians mutts are literally disgusting, but still have a chance at fucking qt's back home. Over here, you'd be discarded as trash.

Attached: Screen_Shot_2018-02-09_at_10.35.33_AM.png (1584x886, 1.41M)

Like I fucking have another option lol
Russia's my home. It's complicated
I'd be right happy to
The thing is that I can't
My heritage is armenian, I'm not a mutt but I do look like a goblino.
My parents came to Russia back in 1990
I'm pure Muscovite
Culturally I'm Russian but my appearance is Armenian. Well, things could be worse, thank God I'm not swarthy, even though my hair is dark
BUT
FUCKING
FACE SHAPE
UUURGH
That's what makes me ugly
I look like a fucking oblivion character

And you know what the worst part is?
I'm 160 cm tall
Fuck

>Armenian
>Manlet
Pretty average Armenian look here. I live near Glendale (aka little Armenia), you'll fit in well in most of the USA, we recieved millions of you guys. That being said, alot of my friends were Armenians growing up, weird how Armenian men look Arab, but their girls if they put on makeup, look mostly white.

>goblino vodka drinking midget

God surely wasn't merciful

I don't look arab, more like castizo

Castizos look Arab. Trust me user, my high school was 40-60% Armenians in different years when i went. You may stray from the norm though.

Have sex

do russians call Armenians "Churka" or are they considered diffrent?

post pics already

"Churka" is mostly used for central asians
There is a word for caucasians: Khach/Khachi(plural)

Well, yeah why not
I'll just retouch it a bit/add a filter in order to prevent deanonymization

do you have a round face? sorry i don’t know that game

Уeбывaй.

Attached: 13648921476769.jpg (500x525, 54K)

Im waiting

Yer humble servant

Look at this dude

Attached: IMG_20190507_102358.jpg (1536x2048, 1001K)

Attached: ArmenianActoroftheCenturyawardee.jpg (181x279, 9K)

Idk move back to Armenia it’s actually not that bad or move to America especially LA there are a lot of people from the caucuses that live in California

since you’re a manlet you should try to achieve a villain type personality or something

this will probably spammed in every russia thread for a few months

>Armenia
I don't belong there
>America
I don't have enough money

Why are the colors inverted??

Americans we call "pindós".

Bc I don't want to share unedited photo

Azeri diaspora larper.

You wake up and see this at 3 AM, what do?

Attached: Creatura.jpg (1536x2048, 3.76M)