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Studytoil resumes soon

Need to find a job that’s 9-5 and pays around 30k. What do you reckon lads? I’m sick of working retail but don’t want to take a pay cut

recent study has just informed me that the internet isn't bad, porn is great for you, and that israel is our greatest ally
really love trusting scientists like they're modern day priests, no way there is any bias is involved

The attitude of a bloke surely not going to the pub

need a wood log cabin there

FOLC

service station manager

accounting

Why yes I am middle class, how could you tell?

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After all this time I finally got my first ‘blog on’

Oh lawds is dat some watermelons?!

care to explain this one rorke?

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Mr ToilChang reprimanded at toil's self criticism sessions for showing anti-revotoiltionary tendencies

Watermelon is probably one of the worst melons

This was my plan when I finished uni ;_; 3 years of retail have followed instead

Me? I'm a council estate lad

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>The Guardian

Indian fellow on the train is FaceTiming his mate and he just turned his phone around to show his mate everyone else around him

Bit fucking odd

Good melon for fucking though. Just drill you a hole and go to town.

need the pathetic runt who wrote this drivel flayed alive in public

Mr al-Toili lashing me for speaking ill of the company handbook

*exits the thread*

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called
it

Please be upstanding for the mayor of simpleton

Señor Toilito shooting at my feet making me dance whilst yelling arriba

Recently confronted my old school bully when I met her on the college campus a few days ago. It was a little awkward trying to bring it up because she just kept smiling and laughing and hugging me while pretending she and her friends didn't make school a living hell for me for 3 whole years.

I had to kind of bring it up jokingly like "Haha, actually, you were really mean to me back then and I'm still a little bothered by it, so...", and she acted dumb and at first denied it completely, then said she "remembered some things, but didn't remember [the worst of it[", then just straight up said she and her friends were joking and they all thought I enjoyed it and that I laughed along with their jokes too at the time.

Had to leave because I actually felt very sick talking to her and she said those same friends were coming by and I didn't have it in me to confront all of them at once.

Fuck, lads. She seemed so much more grown up and mature. I thought she'd be at least mature enough to admit it and apologize. Now my stomach just hurts and I can't concentrate on my school work.

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i'm a cantaloupe man myself

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4988992/Too-exercise-kill-white-man.html
check out this recent study
will really do your nutter in

Monsieur Toilierre putting his cigarette out on ky face

aaawwwwww

hate indians
beastly creatures

>dave from skem
crying with laughter
twitter.com/AndyLycett/status/1125326941740052480

90% of normies are lazy anyway so it's not like that matters

liam or noel

why are you so hateful? who hurt you?

Well the truth is whilst people grow up and mature a lot more in college they oft haven’t matured enough to the point to realise the impact they made when they were immature, if that makes sense

She was probably baffled by the fact that you hadn’t moved on because college is just another phase of life for her

Wppo be like this exercise 2 spicy

have sex

feed a cold starve a flu

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imageboard not link board

Thinking of asking toilberg if I can have Friday night off. Wonder what the chances are

noel by a large margin

Don toiletti told me im gonna get whacked

having a rummage

yes i will tonight. who hurt you though?

>confronted my old school bully when I met her
>her
jarring formation of terms here

she probably thought it was just banter lad

Aw ye bit of a rummage lad?

What are you having a perusal for pray tell?

it's got audio, so even if i
>downloaded the video
>converted it to a webm
>posted it to /wsg/
>linked it here
you'd still be clicking on a link
so shut up and click it, it's funny

as a person or a musician? i should have been more specific when asking

Mr toiljeet lets me manage my own leave as long as i give him a bit of notice.

a few coins or some food

twitter.com/delliott3/status/1125400683660947456

Ah yeah fair enough

Herr Toielmitt is fucking fuming, going to have to leave you lads now

prefer not to say

>school bully
>her

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>cadbury creme egg?
>no thank you, I'm a terry's chocolate orange man

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I’m also having a rummage. I’m drinking rum

Toilnakamoto-san making me work for 15 hours again

good lad

>you'd still be clicking on a link
oh sweaty... x

>Northern Irishman in London. Aspiring marathon runner and commuting cyclist. Malt whisky, craft beer, MUFC, GAWA.
nary a more detestable twitter profile have i ever seen

not really interested in the person. (don't know much about them) so i was referring to the musician.
what about you?

>getting bullied
>getting bullied by a girl
Gamerdar going haywire

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20 minutes into toil and I've already had my bollocks busted. One of these is going to lead to me resigning.

UPDATE: My GF was raped and became pregnant. I broke with her after she decided to keep the baby.

Mr O'Toilligan caught me slacking off again

Kwang Toi La said I have to work late as their is a K-Pop group in town and he's going to see them

strangle her to death and fuck her corpse

thats what id do

karamja island rum?

>I’ll have a Kinder Bueno please

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lad you need to spend more days on the internet if you can't tell that is a shameless copy post from redd1t

>>getting bullied by a girl
imagnie if she'd be 200cm amazon
gentlefemdom gang WW@

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This

>their

Embarrassing

>I broke with her after she decided to keep the baby
were the two events related or just one happened and then the other happened?

Not sure whom is worse, this lad who got bullied by a girl, or the one last night who only made one mate at uni because of his, and I quote "dark and edgy sense of humour"

Hmmm, as it were

find out on reddit

Nope, Aldi brand The Olde Seadog black spiced rum

oh FUCK

Mr Toilinovich laced my desk with radioactive nerve agent again lads

Leave them all beeeeeeeehinddddddd

>joseph, trembling with sincere horror, hurried out, praying and ejaculating
having a hard time taking old books seriously

oh no that would be embarrassing hahah
imagine if her and all of her friends took turns sitting on your for a laugh ahaha that would be bad

we getting hype for a rhian brewster hat trick tonight?

got a gf on my literal first day of uni and i'm a sperg

don't know what you twats' major malfunction is

The latter sounds margionally more cringey