You wake up in the Kingdom of Norway in the year 1263.
You wake up in the Kingdom of Norway in the year 1263
Landon Reyes
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Jeremiah Kelly
do merc work for the greeks
Cooper Sanders
I can't believe robots existed back then
Jacob Brown
Kingdom of Northern Denmark*
No such thing as ""Norway"", you're Danes
Jackson Richardson
Meet a druid or a village chief, intrigued by how a strange man like me appeared out of nowhere speaking some form of latin or saxon , write prophecies about what will happen southward in the future, give a lot of mathematical, geometric, mechanical and biological knowledge to the druids.
Basically kickstart Norway into protecting itself from christianity and become some eco-fascist super technological state before everyone else. Even if it fails, at least there's some scary legend of a strange giant who tried to approach druids, or a green eyed prophet.
Nathan Morales
There were no "druids" or "village chiefs" in Norway anno 1263, user. Norway was a christian medieval kingdom much like most other western European kingdoms at the time.
Angel Wood
>not knowing that Norway had been a Christian nation for 250 years by that point
neo-pagans truly are special people aren't they...
Logan Thomas
colonise Vinland
Michael Martin
*speaks swedish*
Aiden Brooks
oh fuck. it's gonna be a long walk home. i hope the germans don't kill me.
Hudson Walker
*hands over the entirely of shetland for 1 (one) roastie on a dowry*
haha whoops
Blake Clark
*takes jämtland*
Sebastian Lewis
*jemtland
Jonathan Phillips
it's definitively not an "e"-sound
Hunter Anderson
And neither is there an "o" sound in "Båhus fylke", but you write "Bohuslän" anyway.
Nicholas Hill
>Jämtland (bokmål og dansk: Jemtland, norront: Jamtaland, nynorsk, trondersk og jemtsk: Jamtland)
Jamtland sounds right
Owen Perry
"Bå" doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely as "Bo" does.
Owen Reed
Nothing in swedish rolls nicely off the tounge
Connor Cruz
It does when you're not trying to speak written Danish
Logan Morales
Somali semen does. But then again, not a single drop can be wasted, so it's either stored to impregnate their women or swallowed for its nutritious benefits.
Gabriel Myers
so much knowledge had been lost
s m h
Joshua White
Well, wasting resources is a sin after all.
David Nelson
I go back to my homeland right across the border.
Jordan Nelson
*walks home*
what the hell, why am i still in norway?
Tyler Jackson
only sweden had he*Then scum still living among them at this time
Parker Reed
finnmark belongs to the bjarmian BVLLS
Ryan King
I will go to Russia and try to kill all mongolian occupants with some 20-21century shit. Then try to save Balkans and Iberia
Isaac Stewart
>you wake up in [x] in the year [current year - x]
WHO KEEPS DOING THIS?
GOD? I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT. JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK.
Christopher Stewart
Fuck off V*rg
Jordan Garcia
What's up with all those bbc semen vending machines in Sweden? Is it fresh?
Cameron Green
why are you so interested in our bbc semen?
are you gay or something? nothing wrong with that, I can hook you up with some fresh east african seed
Ryder Young
And immediatly die from pneumonia.
Levi Scott
No thanks. But my swedish gf says yes yes. What did she mean by that?
Christopher Robinson
i walk home and start a rebellion against sw*des
Jayden Harris
why are quarrels between nords so tame and lame
Zachary Garcia
Anthony Bailey
I travel to Greenland and settle there and developed it to the most advanced civilization of the earth.
Wyatt Nelson
I tell them about america
if they don't go, i make enough money to travel to england, then spain or something.
Write a lot of maps
I hope i'd be able to decipher their language so we could communicate
Landon Howard
I would tell them about the Black plauge, and warn king Magnus about what's his great great grandkid is going to do.
Levi Anderson
*find a wife*
*produces children*
*uses my knowledge to get ahead in life*
*uses my knowledge to serve Magnus VI as well as I can*
*produces better weapon*
*designs star forts*
*teaches everyone about diseases like the black plague*
*whispers in Magnus' ear and tell him how easy it would be to take Sweden if he listen to me*
*whispers in Magnus' ear and tell him how easy it would be to take Denmark if he listen to me*
Nicholas Reed
>Kingdom of Norway, ruled by a faroese dynasty.
How come norway was strongest when faroemen ruled and disappeared from the map when we left?
Colton Ross
Welcome my Danish overlords and let them rule me, because I am a subhuman Norgwegian and they Dansih ubermensch. Also offer them to fuck my wife and daughters.
Adrian Wilson
You were our best county, you should be once again a part of us. Maybe we will be great again.
Luis Rogers
No need to treat the danes as if they were habsburgs. They're not.
Brandon Hill
Norwegians in 1263 were much stronger than danes
Josiah Hill
Because we are subhuman who need to be ruled by superior faroese bvlls to survive, oh please master, will you establish a new Föroysveldi?
Samuel Ward
Ah, yes. This is where I belong.
Noah Cooper
COPE
Bentley Rodriguez
Baserte Jamtar
Jason Jones
>Tell about Mansa Musa and his wast gold fortune down in Mali.
>claim his slave trade
>show them advanced sail making techniques (I.e. splitting the mainsail)
>teach them how to make crossbows
>Eventually go for a raiding party down in West Africa
>Ally the Berbers
>Take Spain and the catholic cucks
>Immediately go for Rome afterwards
>Establish the West Varangian empire
>Ally Byzantium