/dixie/ — Southern US & Friends

Mighty Southrons Edition.

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*sips*

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Gud edition

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wtf are those ugly flags

could say the same about yours flaglet

>flaglet throwing stones in glass houses.
shocking

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Whoever made that last thread: fuck you, I was right

>Whoever made that last thread: fuck you, I was right

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God take god give

can't wait to see these new 25% tariffs on ch*na

Caught a mean cold
Autistic spring, should be banned

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I wish China, Russia, and the US would just get along. We could be the strongest in the world if we allied

maybe, like, all the countries in the world could be allied, then they would be the strongest alliance in the world
then we could go find some ayys to btfo

like totally, why can't world peace be a thing?? I mean we are all the same and want the same things riiiiiiight?

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looking forward to seeing cheap plastic stuff marked with "indonesia"

get well soon

why do they do it

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Thanks bud

Fuck that. I said fuck-that. Stop filling stores with dumb shit no one buys. I can't think of too many times I've went to anyone's house and seen it filled with cheap plastic BS to a degree where I thought it was worth all the imports we have of cheap china shit. the majority of imports by price tag is not cheap china plastic its actually machinery and electronics, phones, and clothing.

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>he doesnt want to sit in lawn chairs and chill with ayys
nice digits btw

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Yeehaw lads, how are you all?

>congay is the pink ranger

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aaaayyye el em ef aye ow

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lazy ass cat

Did you get your motorcycle working yet?

Honk

Pouët*

Been making my breakfasts like this guy does for the past while
9/10, would recommend

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I thought only the US had those dyed white eggs

American eggs are exported worldwide to markets where they're considered gourmet

It's a german thing

I forgot that third worlders still think that America is first world

The first world is a myth
We are all thirdies

please invest in Eastern Poland

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god I wish that were me

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hey albert do you have obd reader i could borrow? check engine light came on in my shitmobile...

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I know what this is. You're trying to find me again.

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>Women_talking_to_males_under_six_feet.exe

I never went there, but is Nice, well, nice?

we could do a dead drop...

who is Finnish user here?
Is he an American living in Finland or just your Finnish friend

Do you genuinely need an obd?

He is a foreign dixieboo such as myself

would be nice to know if my car is going to shit out in the midst of my commute or its some lame ass error that i can ignore/fix myself. think i can get one cheap online though, cheap enough its not worth the gas to drive to your house ;)

I myself am a strong believer in the electrical tape fix for such problems

I haven't been there since I was a kid but it seems nice enough
I've heard it's pretty expensive (French Riviera and all) and driving around is a real pain in the ass especially in summer. But the location is great right between the sea and the mountains if you enjoy the outdoors a bit, and Italy is nearby

It's probably half quintessential Med French city and half tourist trap. Even if one doesn't like it they can't hate Provence it's too nice

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does look pretty though.

considering my car is also on the journey to rusting itself in half i think i might need something more in the long term. perhaps mighty putty.

That's the thing with Western Yurop: too many cities and town look pretty so it's not an accurate way to measure quality of life here

That being said Nice isn't unpleasant that's for sure

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C'était où ?

Southern Creuse for a musical event
It ended up at 800m high on a windswept former military aerodrome

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havent had time sadly. how are you liking your truck?

Confit

he does how out get????

wwhat? how does he get it out of the pan?

eggs are the all him around stuck makes middle him in?????

they'll if crawls he eggs over the break out!!!!

Anyone else live in the Texas Panhandle?

alright yall. .. I dont know no more.
like up by Amarillo?

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no

can't them he maybe all out sells until get he

yes

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Vrai

Basically anywhere from Lubbock north to the Oklahoma state line.

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nope.

the Finn isn't a dixieboo, he just hates /suomi/ and /cum/ but needs a place to dump his memes and tell people their opinions are shit, so he latched onto this general

pretty much every time any actual aspect of Southern culture comes up he thinks it's retarded

He's a /dixie/boo then. By all means he has more in common with the general culture here than I do.

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Tfw no porch sitting gf

he cooked my gumbo recipe
so he has participated in dixie culture to some extent

jus be urself fren

big doubt

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Dixons: can banter, can't handle banter
Yanks: can't banter, can't handle banter
Canucks: can't banter, can handle banter

learn the difference, it may save your life some day

>flagglets

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wew stinky

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wait wait now.. I think he knows the country side is superior to cities right?

>he's never going to post his fucking accordion
penman has delivered exactly once(1nce)

heretical papist
penman caliphate soon

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the only time he delivered was when i asked him to write stinky dumb yankee scum, prove me wrong

That reminds me, Heretical Papist is playing tonight at the mercury lounge if you guys wanna go
I know the bassist so I can get good seats

the other times he wrote things we asked him to
the legendary daily /dixie/, complete with crossword puzzle
>t. historical revisionist commie attempting to undermine our patriotic founder

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>starts daily dixie
>writes a few editions
>stops even though everyone wanted him to continue
he was a lazy normie

please write
"obama has the big stinky"

>salty someone else did something productive
k

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that's a nice space goat

southrons unite.

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Its fine but I gotta tune the carb and timing. Gotta get the air conditioning to work too.

what is up my niggersssssssssssss

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sup man
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Confederate niggas unite

uh sorry sweetie but no racist terms here

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nah, i just feel like shit lad, just want him back

americans don't like french people.

yikes.

>NAPAguy ordered the wrong A/C belt

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