/brit/

dislike the sound of the word clunge

>In a mental ward for staying in your room for 4 days
LARP

>cutting the shit out of my arm
pics

Gypo cunts can't fight 1vs1

yeah apparently he hasn't left his room for 4 days
what? that's appalling, better lock him in a room for 4 days

plunge into some clunge

outed yourself as 190
hahahhhhhahhahah the utter state

What do you think of this?
You cant say "Emil" without getting banned in sverigetråden because the mods are literal trannyjannypedos

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*blocks your path*

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>Oh yeah, I'm feeling a bit down now so I know what I'll do I'll cut myself
I'd kick your fucking head in you gimp and make you leave whatever little dwelling you reside in, and I'd smash up your vehicles and the police would do fuck all about it.

it would seen that tomorrow I am to start toiling in an office for £55 per week, 9-3 mon-thu
if I can’t even manage that I reckon I’ll likely neck myself
let’s see how it goes then haha

youtu.be/n2yPbLHbu8M?t=137

try them you middle class cunt

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Davey Joyce can actually fight. He must be around 17 or 18 stone weight and around 6ft3 or 6ft4.
Have a look at the last thread, brainlet

think you should fuck off

>£55 per week
lolwut

White niggers, you lot fight in packs, could batter any gypo cunt 1vs1

How are you being paid like £2 an hour

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it’s through an external programme that tries to get neet freaks back on their feet
£55 is just enough to get a bus fare, lunch etc

hi virgin

>£55 per week

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you're not in some call of duty game you absolute weapon

how much she cost?

Wow hes a big lad
*stabs him to death*
Yeah?

No you couldn't you cowardly little gimp.
>y-you lot fight in packs
And you don't

a meal and 3 drinks, fresh off the ‘inder

Isn't £55 a week less than what you get on the dole?

Is that your bird mate? You cucking yourself?

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Virgin borders end here

she’s fit

for me it was 10 years ago when I was volunteering in a charity shop and the dwp were like "oh okay, you can have some money!" with no questions asked
*sips*
ahh those were the days
doris would tell me stories about when she was a young floozy back in the 60s

It is indeed

vile. hope you get an STD. how's it feel knowing that snatch has probably been around all of London?

post her profile

it is
it’s only for 6-8 weeks for the experience

have seen this picture before

>stabs him to death
That's the worse thing you could ever, ever do to a traveller. If you did that you'd have to leave the country because if you were ever caught you'd be killed yourself and any brothers you have would be a target including your wee father.

so they force you to work for free? wtf, is this what we (as a society) do?

Would you put your willy in 60s doris

abc.net.au/news/2019-05-07/china-cracks-down-on-fasting-during-ramadan/11082244
>With Muslims around the world observing the holy month of Ramadan, Chinese authorities have again launched a crackdown on fasting and religious practices by Islamic minorities.
>"They began gathering people in their workplaces and schools and served them lunch to make sure they do not fast."
remind me again why china is the ''bad guy''

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it’s a well known fact that rachitic wogs always bring their 15 cousins to a “fight”

WHOA I'm shitting it the mi6pikeys gonna track me down ooooooo

Dickhead, pikeys can't do anything. They live in caravans and steal lawnmowers

They're not white

probably yeah haha

Islam vs Chinks - Whoever wins, we lose

It's not his pic. He just cropped it and reversed it so it doesn't come up on jewgle

yeah the company I’m working for don’t have to pay a penny, but if I do a good enough job they’ll likely pay me more out of pity
I’m probably not going to live till the end of this year anyway so this’ll be the only experience I get haha

I know yeah. That's all pikeys do. That's why they're being raided every week for guns and money. kek

jesus that's grim
well chins up mate

Why don't you just literally get a job? Lmao

Does /brit/ read Flashman? I bloody hope so

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I wouldn't even rape you

no, I shag

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

thought of me getting fired for missing a day is a bit off putting

HELP, HE'S GONNA RAPE ME

so do I, so does Flashman

hardman
he's got my vote

What? So what if you get fired? Who fucking care, then you get another job

but then again you would earn more in a day than you do in a week now

>We
maybe /brits/ will since Chinese have a lingering butthurt towards you

>My secret? Gaming 20 hours a day of course.

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I reckon myself they just hate the english

I’m not a rational individual
I don’t make good decisions and I act on impulse, I just couldn’t give less of a fuck alri
the effort of applying to hundreds of different jobs and juggling workplaces isn’t worth the chump change I’d be getting

Stop coping
Just apply for any job and earn 5x more than what you're about to be earning for the same work
Are you retarded?

"I can't spare this man, he shags"
t. Abraham Lincoln

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>Fast food, sugar, carbs, staring at a computer for most of my waking life? How do you think I got this physique?

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Fantastic writer.

I just finished The Candlemass Road and am reading through Black Ajax

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they have lingering butthurt towards you too Vietnumbnuts. You have border disputes all the fucking time

working on a low fi indie ep because the girl i like is with someone else

you read the Flashman books and Mmr American? If you know a bit about old swashbuckling films the Pyrates is probably his funniest.

Chinese don't even think about Vietnam 90% of the time

its the 10 percent that matters when you're that close to them

for me it’s central asia
the steppes belong to the white man

not really my concern since I'm not Vietnamese
either way Chinkies get thrashed every time they try.

Islam with a chinese face

Where the fuck did the gigachad pics even come from?

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>This is a unique and exciting opportunity to join our super ambitious team that is passionate about vaping
>Requirements
>Bubbly
>Be passionate about vaping - Essential

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fancy getting a treat tonight lads ive earned it what do you lot recommend?

Today in history:
1527 – Spanish and German troops sack Rome; many scholars consider this the end of the Renaissance.

The growing power of Holy Roman Emperor Charles V alarmed Pope Clement VII, who perceived Charles as attempting to dominate the Catholic Church and Italy. The army of the Holy Roman Emperor defeated the French army in Italy. At the Battle of Pavia, King Francis he was captured and many of his chief French nobles were killed, leading to the end of the war. Shocked by the defeat of the French in the Italian War of 1521, Pope Clement VII began to organize an alliance to drive Holy Roman Emperor Charles V from Italy, which came to be known as the League of Cognac.

Charles III, Duke of Bourbon, switched his allegiance to Emperor Charles V. The Emperor, the Duke, and King Henry VIII of England devised a grand plan to partition France. However, the 34,000 Imperial troops mutinied and forced the Duke of Bourbon to lead them towards Rome, which was then sacked. Clement VII surrendered, and agreed to pay a ransom of 400,000 ducati in exchange for his life.

Flashman 1 was OK. Couldn't get into the 2nd one and not sure which of them are good.

Haven't read Mr. American. The Pyrates is not really my kind of humor, but I loved the McAuslan series so I'm not gonna pretend to be highbrow

>>Requirements
>>Bubbly
>>Be passionate about vaping - Essential

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Toilsearching is a truly demoralising experience it is true. Made me realise theres a lot to be said for nepotism

>An exciting opportunity to join our super-ambitious retail team that's passionate about vaping!

couldn’t pay me to join those runts

instagram.com/sleekntears/?hl=en

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>he's not already passionate about vaping

Good God

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