/brit/

/tv/ is the best board

ah yes, that was after an intense game, had to take my shirt off because I got so hot haha

That's what catyank looks like? Wow

190 posting pictures from his wank bank again

holy fuck she is cute who is that prithee tell me

call me a coper but feminine frame needs wider shoulders

Thanks, you too

Attached: 58003865_279791006261684_8173315746311438336_o.jpg (1182x432, 37K)

hope you're joking his frame is fine you gay runt

I doubt the ladies care 2bh

Cleocuntra is her name, lad. Don't know what she's famous for though.

Attached: 0_15cdad_ea4236ae_orij_cleocuntra.jpg (960x1280, 227K)

Here, lad:

youtube.com/watch?v=pX_jySkFIK4

In my opinion the perfect nap soundtrack. This is also nice:

youtube.com/watch?v=kKNWacXeLfM

her pits near the garden shears

Seems to have a nice pair of tiddies on her.

>Don't know what she's famous for though.
Nudes, obviously.

Ah yes, The British Empire, worse than 100 Nazi Germanys combined.

how do you even get a body like this ?

Toilers coming home soon.

how about the soothing sound of silence

me male over 30 years of age in office
me bang on about cars yet a-fucking-gain

Nudes obviously? I dont see any nudes of her

Found this. Think she's from London.

Attached: 0_15cdad_ea4236ae_orik_cleocuntra.jpg (423x750, 130K)

>those armpits
Any pussy pics?

Attached: 1538337381363.png (396x377, 45K)

youtube.com/watch?v=JjD8q3nRA24
youtube.com/watch?v=3bTZe0f85-I

Attached: download (13).jpg (300x300, 68K)

youtube.com/watch?v=2UJ_a7mxGpM

train hard while being yourself

Now now, let’s not exaggerate. There’s no way it was worse than 10 Nazi Germanys at most combined.

NEED NEED NEED a short ftm bf

become a kitchen porter

i won't be home until sixish mate
then i've got washingtoil and runningtoil and cookingtoil and watchingthefootballtoil so shan't be seeing you untilhalf eight tomorrow

web.archive.org/web/20150517012631/http://cleocuntra.tumblr.com:80/tagged/me

Take a shower

>"poc only" in tinder bio

I'm Mexican

That's gay.

this sub is actually hilarious

reddit.com/r/GenderCritical

Are you an actual German

Got to move about a bit and not eat many carbs I suppose

It's all so fucking tedious...

>Police are looking into remarks by UKIP candidate Carl Benjamin after Labour MP Jess Phillips accused him of malicious communications.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48185348

Attached: 1530455037532.png (657x527, 193K)

just shut up lad you have no idea what on earth you're talking about. 'i suppose' fucking lol

Google is your friend, my ’Murican brother. There’s a certain archived /s/ thread.

Noice.

FOR

nice

Hitler was actually pretty clever you know

banger
youtu.be/3uQuTq8fqEU

>Nazi Germany was actually morally bad and in no way is this simply the backlash faced due to a failed racial expansion effort

Attached: uwiyjie7ubjz.jpg (2048x836, 189K)

reddit.com/r/itsafetish/

malicious communications would be a good album title

heard he aced his a levels

Taking out a bit of pent up frustration with this post I suppose

nice. they are also redpilling normies and trannies here: reddit.com/r/GCdebatesQT/

A moderate workout routine and (most importantly) a very low body fat percentage. Seriously, the latter is the most important factor concerning whether or not your muscles are this defined. Take it from professional bodybuilders who dehydrate themselves to dangerous levels directly before competitions to have every muscle stand out.

Reading some of those SJW subreddits out of sheer curiosity had me losing my sanity. The amount of delusion present in some of them boggles the mind.

Yeah, why?

FOR

>her hairy legs
imagine that part

Attached: 1544102769383.jpg (437x404, 49K)

braise geg :DD

Reckon if Hitler was a gyppo he would have blockpaved the whole of england already. That's the boy that wouldn't get the jobs. Butter wouldn't melt on his tongue

all these normies in lectures asked for my snapchat today
been spamming more snaps to celebs to increase my snapchat score
these normies will think im one of them now
little do they know im fucked in the head

Attached: 307.jpg (680x591, 34K)

pun not excused

Me and the boys are thinking about going on a shagger's tour

FOLC

I just thought you were an english fella abroad. You speak very good English don't you

>malicious communications
Huh?

I’m already back. Started work at 8, left at 4.

think that's her bf's leg lad

/brit/

puta madre......

Very French post.

im already skinny and have low body fat now ho wdo i get bigger

all me

I like hairy women

>Sargon is being investigated for saying he "wouldnt even rape" a labour politician
fucking LMAO

the absolute state of the world these days

understatement

attractive people should be arrested.
just had to endure a tube journey where some super qt in a crop top was leaning against her chad 6'4 boyfriend in the corner of the tube. it was pure psychological torture.

WHY DO CUTE GIRLS LIKE THAT ALWAYS THAT RETARDED FAGGOTS REEEEEEE ;-;

Honestly feel like a deadman. Have not left the house in almost a week and done nothing of note.

Got no idea what to do with myself, feel like I'm just waiting for the days to end. Sick of myself tbqh.

Attached: 8423.jpg (600x238, 23K)

Because she's mentally ill.

i do

Attached: 1407881412525.jpg (321x278, 35K)

This isn't your fucking safe space, virgin freak. Get the fuck out of here

try and walk to china. you got nothing to lose anyway

Dios mío. La abominación mestiza ha surgido de las fosas del infierno. En el nombre del padre, el hijo y el espíritu santo, te renuncio y te exijo que regreses a las profundidades del infierno de donde has venido.

Start a /uk/ general, this is our thread now

blog on

Attached: 1556980765742.png (865x218, 31K)

Well, I think my written English is decent enough although even there I have my idiosyncrasies that might give away my ASL status. I do apparently have a noticeable accent though.

Anyway, it better be good since English was one of my advance classes in school and I have been speaking/listening to/reading/writing it on pretty much a daily basis since.

So what?

Look up a suitable diet and workout routine that you think will work for you. Doesn’t need to be something that requires equipment either, could be something as simple as crunches and shit.

Realised last night just how empty my life is. I thought about texting someone I haven't seen in almost a year and then I realised I have nothing to tell them. I have no hobbies, no interests and nothing interesting has happened in my life in the past year at all.

I need to develop a personality.

Proof?

Heh... nothing personnel kid

Attached: 59289034_1052076061665197_4965901667548092012_n.jpg (1080x1346, 174K)

Going to be a long swim getting to mainland europe

Do your job janny

lmao get out of my head.

100% want to do it that but need to get in shape

The funny thing is, whilst his comment was a shit joke, there was no malicious intent. She's an hysterical cunt.

That's why I never go out

/brit/

U jelly, Bernd?