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these dudes marched all the wall into uncharted Ethiopia, dethroned a king, rescued the European hostages and marched out again. you work in a call centre.

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clearly says lifted not flew mate

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The Madame of the manor would like me to go with her to see Olly Murs

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Excellent post

redpilled on the jewellery quarter

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me go deadlift now goodbye

honestly surprised the rate isn't higher

I was okay when my dog died
he lived a fine life, didn't die in any pain, was too tired and limp to do anything much

They were so ahead of their time it’s crazy

youtu.be/KBca3xf-j3o

just as well i'm a millionaire then isn't it hehe

No they weren't
Be quiet

the freedom of being able to walk around naked
but the slavery of having to work for a living

in a hostel my dudes
might play some eu4

Love the bible me, turn to it in times of need.
Keep one next to the loo, in case I run out of bogroll.

Yeah... that’s really good mate
*walks off and talks to somebody else*

I'll have 2 portions of retarded pls x

when my dad went to uni decades ago the indian students used to throw themselves of the big clock tower if they fucked up their exams.

>40,000 men with the most advanced military gear in the world versus disorganised literal spear chuckers
wow so brave

im relatively fit but i sweat a lot during sex. bit embarrassing really

boomer shit fuck off

Yes I’m sure they did mate sounds very plausible

yeah and planes are "lifted" on the air
its basically flying

What gets me the most is the loyalty they have for you. I don't think any other animal on the planet can match them in terms of loyalty.

Love massive boobies
Not bothered what they're stuck on just want them in and around my mouth
Simple as

get a fat retarded girl and pimp her out to afford a sexy smart greaty body girl

I heard of people rolling cigaretts out of bible paper.

They burn like the wrath of god or so I heard.

cheeky Ollie!

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wet guy

When I'm on form, I reckon I'm the most prolific, funniest, and intelligent /brit/poster.

I genuinely look at some of the posts ITT and think "my talents are wasted here"

You have to admit it would be a cool adventure

You would have though they'd just bar brown ones from it eventually.

they had to walk through miles of uncharted territory in terrain well suited for ambush and surrounded by unknown tribes. It was still hellishly dangerous

Not even closed, Ahmed.

Is alright yeah

Rorke has no answer to this whatsoever

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Runtoid rorkes wanking over the British empire are so cringe

Fuck, kill, marry:

>Olly Murs
>Robbie Williams
>Gary Barlow

*pops over to /Deutsch/ to invite that charming German lad back*

Out of how many students attending over those three years?

a text just flashed up on my dads phone saying 'pay up piggy', weird :s

shtate

:(

lol

Robbie is based, duck

15

on day 5 of no PMO lads

Mikey can be an arse sometimes but other times hes alright, whish he Posted Gypsy slags though

Would run rings around you on my day

There aren't any tribes in northern Ethiopia
That's where my parents are from
And the terrain looks like Scotland

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>2 dead
>18 wounded

BABABUBUBUBIBIBBOBOBOBO
nice

Unless you’re literally drenching her that should not be an issue.

Oh Ivan ...

ahh yes i'm sure the bible authors just chose all their words randomly

Fuck Ollie, marry Robbie, kill Gary

Don’t like tories x

junior junior junior junior

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the ended up just locking it to stop people going up.

Your dad is a gangbanger, my condolences lad.

>in a general dedicated to /brit/
>doesn't want to talk about a cool historical /brit. adventure.....

What did this nigger mean by this?

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Wonder what they have to say about Iraq and Afghanistan

>whish he Posted Gypsy slags though
This

Some bastard tried to scam me into some charity for Malawi today

yeah he's a cute one

there is a small elite band of /brit/ posters that make this general worth visiting. the rest are all just dead weight.

twitter.com/travellers09104?lang=en

I never left and I actually have only opened /brit/ today for some reason (so you wouldn’t find me in /deutsch/). Well, not for SOME reason, I saw that tiddy gardener and decided to stick around after replying to some posts.

im sure they did (in Hebrew)

There were plenty of tough customers and semi bandits living in that part of the world:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Expedition_to_Abyssinia

what difference does it make? if you see a man being "lifted" up into the sky by nothing then why would be so incorrect to call that flying?

Business idea: I start wanking immediately after posting this, and make another post when I've finished.

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brum mentioned

Ladies and gentlemen, if you're just tuning in then I gotta tell you, we're witnessing things never seen before in the sport of boxing...

Rorkes been put onto the ropes in the first second of the match and he's takimg damage

Don't blink or you'll miss it folks

Imageboard not link board.

My ancestors who were infantry in the British army probably fucked up Jeffs ancestors ahah that’s soooo funny and such an odd coincidence (Sorry Jeffers!!!)

we need more posts like this

*reaches for the one-use n-word pass I bought off ebay*
Oh second thoughts.... I'll save it for another time

Literally all of them have grim chimp faces. Yellow fever is a wild thing.

Speaking of which, I’m kinda curious, why do you tolerate tripfags in /brit/? Do you just not care about that kind of attention-whoring is or is it an exception?

ah yes, another muslim up to no good in France. this time hostages.

definitely the religion of peace, eh lads? fucking lol

What i imagined lamo, you alright sometimes, would have a pint with

youtu.be/uIZrummU08g

Wonder where he gets his mdma

Do you think I give a fuck. I don't.

And now for the haymaker! It’s lights out cold! Rorke is CONVULSING! Someone get a doctor in there QUICK! Oh the humanity!

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seething white roastie

for me it's sean

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we barely have any. the ones that do force an identity due to self-esteem issues are largely ignored or relentlessly mocked

Bad idea, upside down beast’s trips confirm this.

Wew, user. Wew.

widely regarded even for the time as a miracle. Read about the retreat from Kabul in 1842 if you want to see what "native spear chuckers" can achieve. In that case they only had to walk 90 miles. Only one man made it alive.

Even later on when the British had even more advanced weaponry they still got trashed by natives - at Iswandlana for example spear chucking zulus massacred thousands

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*snipes you from the bushes*

Rorke literally ethered into a fine red mist