/cum/ + friends

/fr/ is faster than /cum/

>t. virgin freak

okay, virgin freak

I got fired today from a job that pays 90k

Not feeling great lads

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I bet you jerked off on the job and deserved it. fucking sicko

>tfw no french gf

got a bad feeling for today
youtube.com/watch?v=mI7zewjyJiI

Is it true that the witch is dead

I deserved it I guess, but it was for general incompetency. Tricky thing is my girlfriend wants to buy a house soon.

right here, bud

>fucking store ran out of my favorite juice
FUCKING ENOUGH

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Introducing your new president

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>my girlfriend
gtfo normalfag

Is it true the tranny doesn’t post anymore?

usually spray some perfume on myself even if i dont plan on leaving the apartment. smells good to be h

there's at least one other on the downlow. perhaps one day this place will rid itself of the discord tranny

I think he offed himself

which is?

he was removed from the premises again

fecal fusion

GRAPE
MY BEST BUDDY
at least I can buy beer and get smashed

wish i had money so i could buy green apple soda from the gas station

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Get what you can, then. Look into USDA rural loans. Low interest, no down payment and some states have programs where you can get an interest-free loan to cover closing costs as well. Catch is, it's gotta be classified as a rural area, but depending where you are, if you don't mind moving outside whatever city, it'll save you a ton of money.

Which one?

who else here /poor/?

>leaving gym
>group of kids touring the college
>one of them said “hey i like your airpods”
who /cool kid/ here?

Waiting outside the prison for my brother, want to already off myself I’m so bored and tired

heyy bay

>hey I like that thing that millions of other people have

That sucks. My place is getting budget cuts so I felt like the hammer was about to drop until my boss found a position for me between departments to address a pretty urgent problem.

My campus is being invaded by aggressive, potentially rabid raccoons. Let's hope I don't get bit.

Cope

the only people I've seen use those are niggers

don't understand these, how do you not lose them? i feel like if i had them they wouldn't last a week

Friend texted "just a min" 22 minutes ago

this
head phones are dispoable, spending any more than the minimum amount on something you'll inevitably lose or break is dumb

really hope you dont wear headphones like these outside

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Dont worry user, I’m sure your mom thinks you’re cool

Thank you, but my family lives nearby in our HCOL area. My gf and I have some money saved, she makes ~80k and split a 1500/month apartment. Right now my plan is just to find another job 60k+ and stay here, a rural area would probably be around 2-3 hours away from here (northeast metropolitan strip)

Congrats buddy, I am a programmer so I have to do all this re-studying now. I kept asking my manager for feedback after my bad performance review (in winter) but he didn't say I was doing anything wrong. I guess I wasn't doing enough right. It was a little opaque from my perspective, but I guess I should have seen this "lay off" coming instead of putting faith into my managers lack of warnings.

Did you pass their wave check

>100 dollars to get a spare key cause it also has to be programmed for an addiotional 65 dollars
>thought that was the total cost
>75 dollars to get the faggot to check the engine error code
jesus christ i should have never went, fuck the dealershit

Lots of dollarydoo talk this edition

just did a ton of extensive googling to figure out what medical condition maisie williams have, but i can't find it anywhere, in fact i can't even find people discussing what it might be, how the fuck is this being suppressed?

there has to be other curious people wonder wtf exactly is wrong with her, is it FAS?

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you can get those checked for free in some shops here

sorry sweaty her only illness is being too badass

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what kind of car?

could have bought a fucking reader for that much and had it by the weekend. at least i know it's nothing serious. they want to charge near 500 bucks to replace a thermostat, fuck knows it might just need a cleaning, if that's even the problem.

she's british, simple as

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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don't worry, be happy. here, have a cookie

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new cars are such cunts

'09 focus
rip muh '07 fusion

why would you take an old af car to a dealership?

When I realized that his face where on the cookies, I made a noise I can't describe and felt a really unspecified emotion.

mfw americans claim america isn't socialist despite having an incredible amount of social programs

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i don't know anyone around... hush up

*vomits feces on sven*

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there was a school shooting near where I live
thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/at-least-one-victim-in-shooting-at-stem-school-highlands-ranch-authorities-say

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how come more fast food places don't sell hotdogs?

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Because hot dogs suck, there is no point in eating them when polish sausages and brats exist

worked at a place that did, no one ever ordered them. would rather have a burger i guess.

exsqueeze me?

You guys are incels

I deserve sex

oh god
ale's back

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why are americans so pedantic about the definition of the word hotdog?

hotdog just means a sausage of some sort on some sort of bread with some sort of toppings, it doesn't specifically mean one of those cheap mechanically separated mystery sausages that costs 5 cents you fucking pedant

i'm an incel
AMA

Hotdogs are freaking lame

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Who the fuck refers to a bratwurst on a bun as a hot dog?

need to poop but hate public restrooms

God I wish that were me

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almost got ran over today
but the weird thing was that i felt no fear or panic
only shame

because we invented the hotdog you know today little pissant leaf

I know this feel, I just get embarrassed

that happens to me all the time but i don't feel shame
i just don't care

maybe it's because we use more british english terms than america?

fellow leaves, does hotdog specifically mean the super cheap shitty kind to you?

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i saw the girl in the passenger seat freak out with her arms up

not a fan of hotdogs ngl

what about a sausage of your choice on a bun of your choice with toppings of your choice?

id get relish and mayo

I have been waiting in the parking lot of This fucking prison for ages and JUST NOW they’re finally letting my brother’s dumbass out of jail. These faggots literally kept him in jail for 3 years to the minute apparently

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what did he do?

Same happened to me three days ago. Was crossing the street as the light turned red and the walk signal came on and some fucker decided to take a right turn, without looking at the crosswalk apparently, and almost fucked my asshole. Luckily he turned wide at the last second and everything was alri

never had colombian hotdogs
they look pretty gud tho

but you didn't feel shame because it wasn't your fault