Latinas call their husbands "media naranja" (half an orange)

>Latinas call their husbands "media naranja" (half an orange)

Holy fuck, can they be any cuter?

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I forgot to add, are there any cute pet names couples have for each other in your mother's vagina?

it's a plato myth everybodies knows it retard

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Latino pet names are cute in general and much more meaningful like mi vida, mi amor, mi corazon.

idk
everybody says that so i don't see it as something that ridiculous or cute

In hebrew there is ''kapara'', which means ''redemption from sin''. It's considered kind of chav-ish these days though. There is also ''my life''.

my mother likes to call me "Missgeburt", lterally "little honey-sweet." very cute

papi

Latinas like it when you invite them to dance at parties

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what are jewish marriages like

Based my mom calls me "Nene" it just means little boy
Could also be when I used to mispronounce my name as a kid

> deutscher Humor

du Missgeburt

my mum sometimes calls me "Bubele", which is Jiddisch for little boy, I think
[spoiler]we are not actually Jewish[/spoiler]

They look italian

My mom calls me "ritardato"

can also mean "orange sock"

My mom calls me little nigga.

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You wish, subhuman

I knew the myth but I had never made the connection with "media naranja" before. Pretty cool.

>Small almond eyes

Sure Salvatore