>Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? >China: Is this a Joke? >Japan: Impossible! >America: The question's wrong!! >UK: Rubbish !! >India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
>British: Can u Swim? >Indian: No >British: Then a Dog is Better thaan u because It Swims. >Indian: Can u Swim? >British: Yes! >Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… >British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks! >European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..? >Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
>Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5...
Now... It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
>Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight... The Indian asks Einstein : Is your breath warm or cold Einstein : It's cold Indian : So why do you blow on your hands in winter ? Einstein : NVM. My breath is hot Indian : So why do you blow on your cup of tea when to make it colder ? It's said that Einstein quit his job as a scientist and was last seen selling vegetables in the streets.
Nathan Roberts
>Indian used Superpower >Einstein fainted
William Price
poo outsmarted Einstein.
Hudson Sanders
what the fuck this one doesn’t even make sense hahaha
Jacob Reed
Indian guy played the "system" of the game to his advantage. >Game rules: When Einstein asks the Indian a question that the Indian can't answer, the Indian pays Einstein $5. When the Indian asks Einstein a question that Einstein can't answer, Einstein pays the Indian $500. >Basically: Whoever can't answer a question the other asks has to pay up. Einstein, thinking that he will be able to answer anything, offers to always pay 100x the price whenever he loses. >Einstein starts, asks the Indian a question the Indian can't answer, Indian loses, pays the $5 like the rules say. >Indian's turn, asks Einstein a question Einstein can't answer (3/4 legs hill), Einstein loses, pays the $500 like the rules say. >Einstein, in frustration, asks the Indian another question ("So what as the answer?"), technically taking his next turn. >The Indian can't answer because the question he created had no answer in the first place. He loses to his own question, and gladly gives Einstein another $5 for losing that turn, since he still made a $490 profit anyways. >The rules never said the question needed to have an answer, nor that the asker needed to be able to answer their own question, only that whoever couldn't answer a given question would have to pay up. It's the equivalent of someone putting a dollar on a table and saying "If you beat me at rock paper scissors I'll give you this dollar", then just pushing him over and taking his dollar, saying "the rules never said I couldn't just take it".
