/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

we're trapped in the prostate of this horrible machine
and the machine is /cum/ming to death

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based goddo supiido yuu! burakku emparaa

How do I do this

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Do Canadians really do this?

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good OP

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thank u bud

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using this thread, other one is fuckin gay

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wypipo BTFO

>using this thread, other one is fuckin gay

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But you are white

if you hate wypipo so much why do you wanna go to the us

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don't be mad that you made a shit thread like all the threads u make

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to get money

why do so many people don't understand this simple concept?

>if you hate wypipo so much why do you wanna go to the us

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>don't be mad that you made a shit thread like all the threads u make

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been in a rut for the past week

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tranny
incel

based and noisepilled

*shoots all the incels and autists itt*

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BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS RAMMING COWBOY BUTT
LIKE A BREEDING RAM WANTING TO RUT

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try decade

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I’ve been stuck in a bad rut for almost 4 years now

nice alt right dog whistling wh*Te subhuman

I want to feel like I feel when I'm asleep
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I want to start a business but I have autism what do

i mean you have decade ruts but then you have extra hard ruts
i got bored of watching GTA RP so now i can't escape reality anymore

Thanks Obama

I can't decide between buying a $200 fightstick and playing fighting games or just sticking with Smash.

I do like fighting games but I've never got into them as much as I've gotten into smash.

What type of life would you anons like? What does it look like?

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a life with desire

Its just a fucking meme you faggot

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what kind

I think I'm in a rut but I don't know if it's possible to get out of it. If it's not I'll probably just overdose on something.

I was thinking dry-cleaning/clothing alteration

whatever would make me happy

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wild. I've had the same idea. seems like a pleasant way to make a living.

last thread had 46 posters...
not good

All I'm doing is parroting Jordan Peterson here but what I got out of him was that happiness isn't really the best thing to aim for. I think it should be a side effect of the life of what you do.

Think about what would fulfill you long term. What about being an artist?
What got you to where you user are now? You can become the person you want to be, anons

>parroting Jordan Peterson
>I can't decide between buying a $200 fightstick and playing fighting games or just sticking with Smash.

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i have no direction in life

the mansion is warm
it is cold in the town
mansion is in the mountain

>What type of life would you anons like? What does it look like?

I want to have a big family, I want to have grandkids. I want to be able to provide for them, and I want to be self-reliant, so I want to start a business; never have to worry about getting fired, just success or failure by my own merit. I’m absolutely sick and tired of apartment living in an urban glass box, so I dream of having a pied à terre small house in town for when I have dealings in the city, but to spend most of my time at a hobby farm acreage with some livestock and a garden where I can produce my own food, and to be a stones throw away from fishing and hunting grounds.

I’ve started the wheels in motion for a few of these things, but I’m a long ways out, and as always it’s all rather precarious.

relatable aspirations

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thats all I really want to live a comfy living

i just want a home all by myself and a decent job that pays enough to not starve
i also want a gf who sucks my benis

>French celestial girlfriend
explan

look user, when you're unemployed and schools ending this is what you focus on. Also I'd like your input.

It sounds like you have a great start user but also quite a bit on your mind. Do you feel motivated or too stressed out in your situation?
Well user it is better to choose something than to worry too much about what to choose.
Think about what your priorities are, do you want to live in a really nice house? No? That allows you to have more freedom with what you can do for a living. Do you enjoy making art?
Also if you're a out of shape NEET fixing small things at first is the perfect place to start. Do you exercise?

I'm studying music but a combination of possible biological predisposition to depression/anxiety, issues with executive functioning, and environmental factors have led to me feeling alternately angry, resentful, and pessimistic and passionately motivated. I sometimes can't stop being angry at myself and everyone else simultaneously, and I worry that there's no way for me to feel better.

sometimes I wish it were easier to shitpost on youtube. it's just to slow and they're shifty with comments

productivity score at work yesterday was 20% below minimum
hope they don't talk to me about it haha

I’m watching the first episode of Chernobyl and fuck I’m spooked.

>productivity score at work yesterday was 20% below minimum
Wtf is this dystopian shit LOL
Sounds like the Chinese social credit garbage

boring thread so far ngl

How do I get big nose french gf

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Damn, not an easy spot to be in. Do you have anyone to talk to this about (outside of Jow Forums)?

“French”

i do muay thai every week. that's about it.
i don't really want anything
i don't really enjoy anything

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just be yourself

lot of big companies do this. talked to a former president of a huge utilities company in the Midwest once and he said that even he got scored based on performance

really nice nose.

>overheard some freshmen girls talking about letting guys fuck them
Jesus Christ why are girls so fucking slutty at the age of fucking 14 or 15

>It sounds like you have a great start user but also quite a bit on your mind. Do you feel motivated or too stressed out in your situation?
I really want those things, but I’ve been having some major issues motivating myself in the moment; constant lethargy/apathy. I’ve also been struggling to keep up with personal crisis after personal crisis, and feel extremely burnt out, like I need a vacation or something.

Interestingly, this post is pretty much spot on for me, like I could have written it myself, except that I’m studying something other than music.

Yeah I have a psychiatrist I'm seeing tomorrow. I'll talk to him and tell him about the difficulties I've been facing this past semester.

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over-sexualized culture that essentially tells roasties the only thing they're good for is their looks, hence their sex appeal.

12 yos used to be prostitutes

Just washed my penis, ama in honor of juden peterstein

You posted a picture of a qt, what about a relationship?
Don't stress yourself out too much. Definitely take sometime to recharge, only fucking idiots try to keep going when they need rest. Semester is almost over right? Take sometime for yourself user.
Based
Good luck friend, we're all gonna make it. If it doesn't work out, try another one. I hope it does work out.

who really enjoys anything anymore, and who really has the free time to pursue what they actually want to do without having to worry about making a living

>Jesus Christ why are girls so fucking slutty at the age of fucking 14 or 15
That’s when everyone starts reaching sexual maturity, it’s completely normal for hormonal teenagers to fool around with each other. The human body doesn’t give a fuck about neo-Puritan ideas about being 18, and neither does the law considering Romeo and Juliet provisions

just skeeted, frens

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Just got home from the prison, telling my brother to sleep on the couch tonight. But first, I’m forcing him to take a shower.

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might shave today in a few mins

I fucking hate cats. They belong outside.

>Left:
joe biden
>right
12 year old girls

hurry you only have a few minutes left

What's the story with your brother? How long was he in?

it should be legal to marry your sister

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most of the /cum/ threads are made by me

how long have you been posting here

no shit, retard

based

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fuck racists

ordered some testing reagents for my....things....
rly need to stop having 2 /cum/s open at a time...

why don't white girls like brown mexican men

chicano behavior

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