Written guinea pig

>written Newfoundland
>pronounced New Finland

>written shooting range
>pronounced high school

Heh watch this

Sequoia

>queue
q
>though
zo

This one upsets me too

ILLINOIS

>mfw I finally realize that when they referred to the mysterious "marine core" in movies they were actually saying "marine corps" the whole time

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Here's one that deserves credit.
>the b in subtle is subtle

>football
Futbol
>cider
Saida
>foreigners
Foreners

Worcestershire
debt
surprise
Michael
anything starting with "ph"

read read read

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>Worcestershire
this is the fucking worst, ”ustashe” or some shit like that

Literally because they used to be ruled by the French and their retarded language seeped into English

thoroughly
throughout

>Willy Wonka
>doesn't wank willy

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>Written as Leicester
>Pronounced Lester

Strč prst skrz krk

Errr user no it's not

church - črč, sometimes even čč

It's not th as in "the"

Woostasha

Yes it is its th-ou-ght

More like Č-č

I bet some Irish would butcher it even more.

I listened to wiki example and that sounds like wuts-tashe

what? yeah it is lad
/θɔːt/

What exactly is wrong with surprise?

I never heard anyone pronounce the first r

Yeah, it's thoot

>/θɔːt/
so it's not the same because the is /ðiː/

autism

not an argument

Depends on the dialect, I do. Even if you lazily skip the first r surprise isn't half as bad as abominations like colonel

No as you pronounce the ought not oooot you mong

its pronounced thort

Obligatory video for the thread
youtube.com/watch?v=tfRSvTSY0d4

>abominations like colonel
Or mayor

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ur/er is one sound represented by 2 letters unless you're a rhotoid

youtube.com/watch?v=P4ramoioWnw

probably even more confusing if you're listening to a non-rhotic dialect, because sauce/source, raw/roar, porn/pawn etc sound exactly the same on top of all the other bullshit

Americans say most vowels the same anyway so it'll probably even out

underrated

>Written "French"
>pronounced "mangetou cunts"
Why are the brits so mean ?

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samefag

>written paradigm
>pronounced paradime

I mispronounced shield while playing world of warcraft with am*Ricans. I kept saying "shaeld" and they kept asking what child I'm talking about

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>bought
>actually bout

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>yellow
>jelou

>(I) can (do something)
>(tin) can

>snake
>sneik

>police
>p(h)'lis

>doom, broom, hoover
>duum, bruum, huuver

>>doom, broom, hoover
>>duum, bruum, huuver
That's at least consistent, unlike eg cough and hiccough

Yeah. But it sounds very similar to heterosexual people.
Also this.

>duum, bruum, huuver
Are you the hudrolik pres chenel?

What is this post trying to convey?
English vowels are different than finnish ones.

Finnish sounds are almost all correct. It's English that's wrong.

That's not how languages work.

I was kind of surprised when I first found out about it, bc in Russian these names are pronounced as they're written

>queue

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