>يستيقظ عل٢ ظهرا
>يصوم ٥ ساعات فقط
>لا شيء شخصي يا طفل
/mena/
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Where do I get a fat mena gf?
أهلا
heh nothing personal kid
>*enjoys the empty gym*
>Can't not sleep at night
>Barely eats shit
>Can't not wake up at day
>Starves and loses gains
How do I improve my situation lads?
no amount of muscles will ever turn you into a respectable human being you subhuman ewwraqi
مـ-مرحبا يا النشمي!!!
>Diaspora brit talking about being a respectable human
Lmao shut the fuck up
How is life like in Estonia?
very based
Based
Ramadan boys I feel my iman rising by the second
Why does everyone want to be president
Political figures, scientists
It is all garbage if I have to be honest
Let's put meme fake religions aside there's only 3 religions available worthy to believe in
0 has female imams/priest/rabbits
The great things are things Women TM can't achieve. Hereby I aim to be an imam because there 0 legit female imams. You can be a silly scientists 9999999 women are too, kys.
>athe*sts
>i follow desert manual yea sure but what gave it away?
Pretty comfy. What do you want to know?
Racism
blessing this thread
>Sleep at Fajr
>Wake up at Duhr
Only 6 hrs to fast, easy.
based
only thing I like about ramadan
Daily reminder to my fellow diasporics that it is permissible to fast according to mecca times
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Kuwait & Saudi Arabia
she looks like a dark souls boss
Is premarital sex considered acceptable in MENA countries?
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It made me think of this one. I'm dancing right now, I'm a true thot.
No, but almost everyone fucks ass before marriage.
STOP SHAKING YOUR ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAD ERECTION IN RAMADAN AAAAAAAA HARAM AAAAAAAAAAAA
absolute unit
wouldnt even dare fight this boulder
How do i rapefugee to Estonia?
Eh, it's not that bad really. You hear every once in a while about a black guy being bullied in the street but most colored people here don't have that experience.
Estonians can often be xenophobic and guarded but they will usually at least be quiet about it unless you start to act like a nigger.
There's a right wing government now so probably it'd be hard to be a rapefugee, but if you can IT then probably you're wanted here, see workinestonia.com
Also a few hundred new foreign students come each year to Estonian universities studying in English cheaply.
As a black guy would i get bullied?
>only thing I miss in ramadan is sucking dick, food and water aren't a necessity but dick sure is
Also:
>have no job
>no other responsibilities
you living off oil money or are you just underage?
S-suck mine then!
She's a big girl
I fixed /mena/
you have a schengen visa get out of this shithole.
yikes
>yikes
>>yikes
Can't guarantee it either way really. It's becoming more and more normal to see colored (including black) people in the cities, so if you look and act dignified and avoid sketchy places you might just be good. Racists will be twice as strong to you either way, you'll get more extreme positive reactions if you speak Estonian for example, or if you come across someone likely to be an ass to you because of your race they will probably be.
I at least have the benefit of the doubt of being half Estonian (I'm not).
I like it here unironically. Plus I've already invested effort in integrating.
Are you guys going to ram a dan in the arse?
What /mena/'s opinion on this guy's songs?
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>I at least have the benefit of the doubt of being half Estonian (I'm not).
how can people believe you're half estonian
hate that iraqi so fucking much
Coptic genes, anglo. yeah. Egyptians born white then get tanned cuz weather
There's a half Estonian half black lad in university that's about my color.
How do I get a qt esti gf if I don't speak estonian?
>be me in egypt
>dad gets interrogated for a while at the airport, suspected terrorist
>finally get to go
>lose my dad for a few minutes
>nafri subhuman comes up to me and hands me a nightclub card with titties on it
>me, 10 years old by the way
>say no thanks, he gives it to me anyways
>find dad at the bus, we go to the hotel
>arrive
>room is full of mosquitos
>suffocate my self under the bedsheets to avoid malaria
>wake up
>breakfast is god tier
>dad and me take a walk down the street
>NUBIANS with AK's guarding the streets
>we decide to look for my cousin
>find him smoking hookah with some shady dudes with religious texts framed all over their crib
lol egypt was a fun experience to be honest
We really only judge by language skills.
You don't need to speak it to get eesti gf.
this, but it'll be pretty hard unless she's a diaspora
Pretty accurate post except for the Nubians with AKs part
Was it Luxor/Aswan?
>Estonians can often be xenophobic
Tbh I've heard that about russians too but most of the ones ive met here (I've met lots) are really friendly and talkative .
very judgmental and prone to generalizing though
wouldn't they think he's just another arab then
the russians who move abroad are usually westernized
funnily enough not along the nile or in the south
somewhere on the Sinai peninsula, don't remember exactly where
based
Thing is there aren't many blackoids here historically. Those who actually live here and speak enough usually end up on national TV.
Probably at first sight, but there aren't really Arabs who speak Estonian so fluently.
>most of the ones ive met here (I've met lots) are really friendly and talkative .
Same desu, even when I clearly don't speak Russian. Diasporas usually are quite a bit more open than their average countrymen though.
Also this too. I have seen two of them so far I think.
Paistab et oled piisavalt lahe tüüp, tule /mena/le igal ajal.
to elaborate i hate how much of a fucking retard he is
a country like autsralia's given him a passport and a home just so he can sing the praises of a subhuman genocider like Saddam 24/7 because his subhuman dad fed him propaganda
just one example
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>yeah we wuz kangz son until dem evil turk/persian/mongols came and stole our magic powers
im locked out my house
i cant eat
nearest restaurant is 20 mins away
music for this feel?
i had a mate who went to china in the rural cities and kept having stopped to have his photo taken with people
Hm, probably sharm
I haven't seen many Nubians there let alone AK-wielding ones, pretty sketchy stuff man. Were they military at least?
good choice unironically
Koptid on lahedad. Egiptuses öeldi, et põhjas on vähe päikest ja nad on valged.
>حياك
>حياك بابا حياك
>الف رحمة على بياك
It's only /me/
mena = middle eset + north africa
There are barely any christians in the north, if that's what you're trying 2 say.
good news, anons:
I finally started to learn Arabic today
It meant Northerners are lighter and Southerners are darker.
diaspora or native
oh. I thought you were saying something else nvm.
waste of time eitherway
wtf mauritania?
On õige et põhjas on vähe päikest aga värvuste erinevus pole palju; egiptlased on igatahes muttid.
>koptid on lahedad
based
he did say Copts are based however
This is horror.
it would be if we were all gay egyptians
I have a knock knock joke
Knock knock
>Why yes I fully fast without whining about it and appreciate it only as a cultural event, what have it away?
who's there
fuck. i almost cried. old good days.. good taste user
>I stop drinking water 14 hours a day for a month as a cultural event
I don't have a wojak brainlet enough for this post.
>waste of time eitherway
this is exactly what I'm doing all the time anyways
I really liek how Arabs react to anyone attempting to speak their language. I learned few phrases from YT today and told them to my Palestinian neighbour (who beats his Jordanian wife everyday btw) and he said that my Arabic is already great
Isn't it a great motivation anons
aren't copts straight outta ancient egypt
>starving yourself for culture
Also give source to the full image, that guy is very cute!
yeah pretty sure they were military, if memory serves correctly, they had some kind of desert camoflauge and red beret
are you autistic?
Say something bad about Al Saud. I dare you
They are Egyptians who refused to convert to islam
basically
thanks to them some cultural stuff survived such as tattoos and coptic architecture to not throw the country into identity crisis
they don't ship out gf's to us virgin freaks
Literal niggers, I've watched a video about some nigger tribe who do pretty much the same except in a more savage way. I've heard that Algerians in the Sahara used to/still do the same.
Good evening levantine and Egyptian bros
no they don't do this in south, only in mauritania
Evening. Got something against nafris?
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>"New Palestine" wouldn't be allowed to create an army, only maintaining a police force. A protection treaty would be signed between Israel and "New Palestine" stating that the fledgling state would pay Israel to defend it from eventual foreign attacks. Arab states would also contribute to payments to Israel in exchange for New Palestine's protection if needed.
The DEAL of the CENTURY.
Yeah