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Imagine going bald lmao

y-yes imagine going b-bald ha-hhaha!

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imagine being fyromanian

what to do if I am getting the jack nicholson hairline

Ukraine is honorary balk.

Imagine being a fat fuck and thinking your dick doesn't work as when you were 15 because of old age lmao

sup, Mikola

Was asking myself where were you

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be like jack nicholson. embrace it

reach maximum greek levels

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oh, it's laszlo the soyboy

I am not that retarded just yet

Finally a country worse than mine

how is Ukraine worse than Albania lmfao

In many ways actually.

have sex

Lies, Ukraine is perfect.

maybe its bias regarding albos but i cant see how it could be worse than analbania

they just elected a ((comedian)) for president
then again at least they're honest he's an actor

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Albania is not in a state of low-intensity conflict with the Great Blyat Land.

based desu

point taken

balkanoids need to rise up and start electing meme turkish parties

>even kosovo is better
Kek

>mfw I am looking at apartments in Burgas and see a street called "Бpaќa Mилaдинoви"

Feels Bulgar, man

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why havent you moved to poland yet?

Whoa, Armenia and Georgia really are fucked. I thought they'd be better off.

We have an entire town called Gotse Delchev, how about that.

alright, stick a fork in it, it's done
2 days, about 10 hours of digging total
it really was a leaking pipe, at a place where it connects to another pipe
some guy was called to fix it tomorrow or whatever
i don't really care, my work is done and i'm tired / my hands and lower back hurt
>inb4 you broke it
i did not, it was wet before i got to it
tho there could be a second leak somewhere
unlikely, and hopefully not

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>imagine being more dysfunctional than Kosovo

>in B*rgas
Move to Varna, soiboi

Petrich :^)

>yfw the Albanian cowboy got an alliance with Matteo Salvini

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pa makedonija e ustvari zapadna bugarija

this was one my schools years ago

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>mexican fatso sucking american dick

Who the fuck lives in fucking Petrich

Can you please post your cute legs now?

>Mexican

You're seeing a sombrero somewhere you dumb mongol?

A lot of Greeks "live" there.

Post pipe

this, my grandpa moved there to live like a prince with bulgarian prices

imagine being a filthy snitch

Through the door it kinda looks like a classroom.

im seeing a beaner with a beard

imagine thinking that bugars are stealing your national heroes

*petritsi
*pyrgos
*monastiri
*gevgeli
*oxrida
*nevrokopi
*filippoupoli

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tomorrow i'll go to the shop and will try to snap a pic
i didn't wanna pull out my phone and start taking pictures around people like a normie

i've already posted my legs
plus they're not even 1 meter long to the hip, so it's not what footfags are looking for
AND i'm not even clean
i can hear my sister taking a shower RIGHT NOW, so i'll prob just shower tomorrow like a frog poster

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t.xrusa auga

nice штyцни are you a football player

Μην σkοτώνεις τα μιμ μου ρε γίδι kελλυ

Wait, isn't the leaking pipe in your backyard?

no
i was good at most things during sports class tho
traditional dancing and long jump in particular

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HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

*Kukush
*Voden
*Lerin
*Kostur
*Ber
*Drama
*Kavala
*Ser
*Pazar
*Solun

μονο selanik kαι gümülcine

t. tourkos komotinaios

>Drama
>Kavala

i have a leaking pipe, can you come over and fix it? *wink wink*

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That feel when half Macedonian

epa?

Πάει χάλασες εσύ
*skopia

alright i snapped some pics from the balcony
but my phone battery died
give it like 10 mins

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σε ξερω ρε?

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Siktir git hayvan, amkkkkk

Come back home black man

my condolences

what's the other half

oxi skopia, malaka, dytiki voulgaria

kibris türk tsoglani

It could be worse, at least the swarthy southern genes didn't take hold. Besides, I have a cozy kajkavian surname from my dad's side so no one suspects a thing

Relatives always call me to visit them down there. They're nice people but too redneck for my taste, I don't have anything in common with them so I never visited

voreia makedonia*

what's with croats breeding with maces? there are less serbo macedonian mutts than croat macedonian

>but too redneck for my taste
ke te tepam so lopata kopile zapadnjacko ispederceno

Kibris yunan, siktir turkiye haydi

Skopia ine Voulgaria malaka serbulgare

makedonia einai homofiliki

Udri mame mu ebam

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>swarthy southern genes
come on now, we are not even brown

Fucking FAG

so dve noze ke mu vlezam na pederceto

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>Siktir git hayvan, amkkkkk
>kibris türk tsoglani
>Kibris yunan, siktir turkiye haydi
these are some strange greek sentences

Haha yes my little bulgrussian bro)))

Da??? :DD

excuse me?

hi ivan antonescu, sup?

If I want to go work (and apply) in another EU country, do I need to get my diploma from the schools I went. Or is the ID card enough?

Da

Romani sunt slavi sclavi

alright, see ya.

Cya Magyarbro

Oh by the way, Where's the serb Magyar?

Auu ova ke bide knigiste, edvaj cekam da ja kupam i pocnam da citam

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Today I will remind them

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there
if you manage to dox me send me a pizza
i'm kinda hungry

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