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you lads seen what Prince Harry named his nipper
cannot believe it
audibly winced when I saw the news

Is 5G really that bad?

Archie Dave Rourke

ah yes the baby
the name
fascinating

Archibald is a pretty based name ngl

don't know but did you hear about the royal baby?

what

Are they really Mountbatten-Windsor? lmao
You put the WOMEN’s surname first hahah
Prince Philip BTFO

shall be imbibing on the train home from toil, don't give a shit desu

Shouldn't it be Henrison.

you not heard about the anti 5g tinhatters

We also have James Hewitt to thank for that.

When Archie inherits the family hairline in his early 20s he will be called Archibald

ah yes did the reds boot the ball into the maroon and navys bloody goal hole
positively scintillating

*surreptitiously googles imbibing*

>You put the WOMEN’s surname first
...no?

Oh your going on a date and having sex?
That's nice. Im reading euclid's moral philosophy and listening to dostoeveski's symphony for piano

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saw a girl in leggings on the train home with a glorious arse and nice panties visible through them. it shall be the fuel for a wank

barcelona were playing in yellow yesterday

ah yes the name its all there, the letters in a combination, which will be used to refer to this person.
riveting stuff lads.

don’t care you fucking nerd

Imagine if you were Chad enough to put your willer inside said arse rather than wanking.

>Oh your going on a date and having sex?
>That's nice. Im coping
ftfy

he will have to refer to himself as archie at age 30 lel

good news everyone we now know the syllables which will be verbalised when referring to a baby that was born.

lets all stop what we're doing to reflect on these syllables.

Yes you do
It’s Mother’s surname-Father’s surname
As the second one is more important

Harry's baby looking like a real nigga

Not germane to the point at hand.

can’t believe the blades have made to the prem lads

youtube.com/watch?v=ZCz0VzlqZH0

I wanted Leeds in there for comedy value though

Ok you shagged i concede that ground to you. You did the primal thing that even amoebae in the primordial soup did, well done.

But did you ever tear up listening to mozart? Did you ever feel tolstoy's words deep in your soul? Did you ever feel the satisfaction of proving your solution to a Partial Differential Equation?

can't wait to see them lose a load of games and get relegated

Disappointed desu, I was expecting Deshawn or Tyreese

dont care

suck my arse you wanker

You not heard about the 20 people that died in Bristol because of 5g?

I'm sure it affects your life substantially my man.

Working on 6G atm lads

BRB

Why is there a Netflix show about Alexandria Ocasio Cortez?

if you are a white british person why would you use african american speech like "based" in a brit general?

all i heard from 5g is that it destroys your battery

when are we having the inevitable /brit/ pilgrimage to walsingham?

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rorke, don't be such a pedant.

will you ever pass on your genes? no, thought not
you are a failure by the purest definition, and by the way, all of the things you listed were created/achieved for the sole purpose of impressing the opposite sex, something you will never do

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xrTdVZaqPlQ

Where the hell is tobacco advertising still legal?

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>Ok you shagged i concede that ground to you. You did the primal thing that even amoebae in the primordial soup did, well done.
>But did you ever tear up listening to mozart? Did you ever feel tolstoy's words deep in your soul? Did you ever feel the satisfaction of proving your solution to a Partial Differential Equation?

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unbased and cringepilled

watch it

FOY
FOY

A little bit now, but then, sensitivity to initial conditions.

struck a nerve there incel?

Many great men were asexual. They pursued excellence entirely because they were free from the baser urges.

the argie worm under the anglo boot

I got 5g in my bank account

my genes may wilter away, but then they are a fickle thing.

my art, will live on forever though in the minds of those who i intellectually engaged with both in life and through the archives.

did newton have children? did jesus? did darwin? none of them did and yet they are more immortal than the immortality of genes could ever be.

rats breed a lot and are hard to eradicate.
but ideas are my offspring.

all the girls that want to fuck me are beautiful perfect angels and all the girls that wont are disgusting whores

Ignore this lad, he's farming for hats

Darwin had 11 kids.

>read (1 hour ago)

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BASED

gona get wasted by myself tonight lads and maybe wander the streets of london b4 then at least i leave the house

I'm Archie, the inventor.

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England would be perfect if they obliterated everywhere outside the south

it's horrible to be unwanted isn't it

brown hands

fucking weeaboo cringelord on the chase

so what if I'm a self-replicating being that can't self-replicate, doesn't affect me

doing a munch

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Curry covered claws conjured this post into existence.

i plan to leech off my parents until they're dead

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Haven't seen an Indian, Pakistani or Bagladeshi face in real life in months.

Any Karen Carpenter man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=DbBqJhxbwWY

this but for brit

lucky you

why not get wasted then wander the streets of london

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7006803/Prince-Harry-Meghan-reveal-newborn-son-called-Archie.html

look at its nose. it's a nigger alright

sharia police will get him

We've only just beg-u-u-u-un

do you provincials unironically have such fantasies about london?

ah yes how could I forget the famous southern cities of Rochdale, Birmingham, leicester, Bradford, and blackburn

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poo poo in my bum bum

ye that's the plan

>David Attenborough dead

Imagine my shock

meghan looks really fat

their songs are ruined for me now because of tim

>poo poo
More like cocks.