/brit/

incel freak

Thanks for the sten gun of my grandfather that's soon going to be mine

Thanks for making the new thread lad. Sorry for snapping at you. Just a bit stressed is all. Hard at work, and all my hard work is hardly working. It's going to be hard to make it work!

Best,

J

I was letting it expire so that she wouldn't pop up again to be accidentally swiped

sometimes you just get bored and flick through at random

35 and still never shagged

knobs and bollocks

willies and poo

repost lool

don't care about kickball but that Tottenham kit is quite pengazoidal

is that the new James Bond movie

haha I've received pretty much the same message the other day

get a prozzie

No worries at all, as an Australian, I view most things through the lens of banter so it's hard to offend me. Hope Toilberg isn't too hard on you.

Regards,

Also J

pic?

boobies and fannies

tummies and thighs

she's based, you're a coward.

Damn that would make me want to fuck her in all honesty

based yids

could probably take on 5 or 6 midgets before they would be able to overwhelm me

real dire hours

any d4nny fans in?

just punt them into a wall
they wouldn't stand a chance

suck my arse

Kind Regards,

McKenzie Howard-Jones
Managing Director
/brit/ Associates

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soft white flabby thighs
firm golden muscly ones
don't care what they are
just want em around my throat

Lucky there's a family guy

she deleted me. it was some black gal

>McKenzie

LMAO

Comfy slow-posting /brit/ is far better than angry aggressive political /brit/. 5pm and all the students and wagies get home and they're gagging to have a shot at one another. Very angry sad people.

I'll get the soft white ones thank you

Same, thighs are sexy

haha

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>the new royal baby is a niglet
>there is now a wog of royal blood

youtube.com/watch?v=k1frgt0D_f4

>Phoebe Waller-Bridge to make James Bond's women feel 'real'
ah yes very impressive I look forward to hearing the leading lady explain how she's on her period and doesn't fancy going out to infiltrate a Siberian military base tonight and would rather stay in with a pizza and watch Emmerdale instead

getting on with it

nowt cowardly about not messaging someone you're not interested in

quite like thighs but you know what i prefer? tights

slightly chubby 16 year olds with chunky thighs wearing minidresses and sitting with their legs crossed so you can see a tiny bit of knicker

peak /brit/ is 11pm till when everyone falls asleep
all the boys are on at that time

Watching an anime girl playing video games again lads

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Hey J

fuck you!!!

just got a 10 minute block for posting garbage outside of /b/
not a selectively enforced rule at all i'm sure

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when do you need this for?

kr xxx

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not an incel anymore but my years of inceldom have fucked my brain

tfw no big dick goth bf

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janitorial brutality

Just finished me block as well meself haha
Dickhead janny

>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 3 - Garbage Outside of /b/.
>This block will expire in 2 minutes.
*ahem* fuck whoever reported me

you said the n-word?

Love these grotesque wojoids

Strange that, should have been racism outside of /b/

Careful J, careful now

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Haha penis poop

Janny is actually prince niglet

firm golden muscly ones
soft white flabby loafs
don't care what they are
just want em as toast

me
shagged for the first time at 18, and have shagged regularly since then
but having spent the years before that on Jow Forums getting redpilled on women, can't ever unlearn that information

The fucking state of it
youtube.com/watch?v=a0ESuFhKCHo

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it was probably that, I was using it quite liberally in ironic defences of danny baker

Hey lads anyone noticed ? Meg gave birth, the little chap's called Archie

>images.duckduckgo.com

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still haven't finalised a second date with the protogf

shant send a message no matter what

*inhales*
HEY NI-

short skirts in school uniforms should be fucking illegal

think is exactly what indian people are like in any social situation tbf

bicep too fat

normie lads think quite low of women desu its not exclusive to the internet

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sounds like a cartoon character

looking forward to it

the only people more pathetic than single mothers are lads who use dating apps like tinder

unironically kino
its just conveying emotion

setting goals

cracker of a clip, that

jesus christ

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>le whip smart posh bint
wish someone would end her

phoebe waller-midge

youtube.com/watch?v=cN7_u-4WXYc

lordylord

Avengers Endgame worth it?

There's a 6pm showing

day 27 of nofap, nearly past my previous record (28 days)

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Phoebe Waller-Midge aka aka Stephen Yaxley-Lennon

tits too big imo

>capeshit
>ever

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sneed dies

yeah it's good mate

Always drink responsibly unless you’re trying to have a good time then just get absolutely shitfaced

Yes

need to be crushed to near death by the supple thighs of a woman
need my cum tortured out of me

oh sorry here you go mate
*reaches into my pocket*
*pulls my hand back out and flips you off*

no
even my normie friends though it was unintentional comedy due to how shit it was

bender

>rain, cold and cloud AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH i can't fuckign take this shit, my life is shit as it is i don't need the fucking weather bringing me down further