What's the point of trying to get a gf when she's just going to dump me as soon as she learns that I put milk in my...

What's the point of trying to get a gf when she's just going to dump me as soon as she learns that I put milk in my coffee?

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iktf
>want to get a bf
>knows he'll throw my ass in the street if he ever sees me eating eggs withouth salt

What kind of disgusting human drinks black coffee? She's not worth your time user

Could be worse, could be a tea drinker

>my coffee
but you are the gf

Salted or not, you have to eat ALL THE EGGS.

u wot m8

At my workplace they make fun of men who drink tea. The manager is often called teadrinker

you could tell her beforehand

*ahem*
Tea w/ half-n-half are the master race

>wageslave
>drinks coffee, brain is rotten
>commander
>drinks tea, brain running like a spinner rim

People who don't have the palate of a child or of a fat fuck.

>as she learns that I put milk in my coffee?
If she doesnt put milk in her coffee you shouldn't be with the psycho. Woth the exception of espresso, only construction workers drink black coffee.

Coffee actually improves mental function, retard.

What's wrong with drinking coffee with milk?

*when you're addicted to coffee and can't function without it

cope

Based german Bach poster

>>commander
>>drinks tea, brain running like a spinner rim
East Frisian?

I drink 3 cups a day during the work week and zero on weekends. Caffeine addiction is a meme.

>I take 15 heroin shots a week, heroin addiction is a meme

Nothing he just prefers his women to have mustaches and do many labor.

If you can go without it for days it is a meme fuckstick.

"I can stop any time I want"

I can. I just don't need or want to quit this amazing beverage.

t.retard coffee drinker

TEA IS A SUPERIOR BEVERAGE

1 – Finland: 12 kg per capita.
2 – Norway: 9.9 kg per capita. ...
3 – Iceland: 9 kg per capita. ...
4 – Denmark: 8.7 kg per capita. ...
5 – Netherlands: 8.4 kg per capita. ...
6 – Sweden: 8.2 kg per capita. ...
7 – Switzerland: 7.9 kg per capita. ...
8 – Belgium: 6.8 kg per capita. ...

Umm, sweetie, I think it's obvious that drinking coffee makes your country first world. Stay seething, teacucks.

>no u
Pathetic.