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>Y-YOU'RE GAAAAY
Lole
The 1975
SAY IT TO MY FACE
NOT ONLINE
SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Nigga
>syria
>Ukraine
Was this made by a retarded vatnik
nth for the united states government is divine providence and thise countries deserved it
B&RP the weak should fear the strong
>theism
shut the fuck up
Fedora-tipping autistic retard atheists should leave
esto
>there are phoneposters in this thread RIGHT NOW
you would never know because I use an android
>yeah I play roblox, how could you tell?
if i had to pick a religion I'd be a pagan and worship trees.
trees are based.
>yeah this guy hates my group, so I should tell him I'm in that group
great logic, user.
why would i care if he knows??
No man's sky is so fucking fun
>Muh Logic
Thanks Ben Shapiro
piece of shit isn't optimized worth a damn and won't run with my video card though
Saint Boniface would like to know your location
Aw fuck didnt make it to 3 days.
I should go to AA or something.
i phonepost 24/7
for me it would be mountains
KEEP COMIN BACK!!!!
havent been back in quite awhile...
It’s obviously a joke.
I have arrived.
saw a qt girl when taking a walk
her mother was there so i tried my best to not look at the girl that much
but she was def above a 8/10
Mornin' Bruce
when are you getting let back out in the wild?
*tips wizard hat*
M'druid
>spend the summer in a different city
>almost have a thing with a girl, a friend of a friend
>move back home
>she just showed up in my tinder stack, 3 years later, presumably here on vacation or something
Might nut in her buds haha
Hello. The mummy wants to go on a walk with me lads. Hmmm.
is this an ale post?
My wiener still hurts from getting the world's worst jackhammer handjob.
Why /cum/ why? I went down on her for like 40 minutes I didn't deserve this.
women know nothing about dicks
look at this cool flag I made to celebrate gay pride. pretty neat, right guys?
Holy shit, I didn't know 45% of americans support impeaching drumpf
Based and Fagpilled
forgot link
reuters.com
based
>Paul Julius von Reuter was born as Israel Beer Josaphat in Kassel, Germany. His father, Samuel Levi Josaphat, was a rabbi.
Hmmmmmm
wow, democrats still don't like Trump? absolutely shocking I tell you.
lel
What is the lowest age that you would fuck if it was theoretically legal?
Me: 12-13
Fucking children is gay and sterilepilled
16
im getting an iphone for the clout
get the fuck out. now.
>only 12-13
lmao look at this normalfag
werent you just ebegging earlier today
wrong board bud
I hurt enough fully grown vaginas as is. I don't need one that's any smaller thank you very much.
CANADA YES
it's late, forgive me
imagine being named Juan
bitch niggas
yes and
im not saying right now, but some day
Isn't there an election soon? seems like a big gambit
when will they cancel The Simpsons
I've got 2 iphones that just sit in my drawer because iphones are trash, but just imagine being so poor
tomorrow
lmao i got one myself
hey ale gimme your name i'll mail it to you
I don't waste my time playing silly computer games, but I do enjoy watching other people play for me on twitch.tv
im not even going to make a joke and give you a fake adress because mods are no fun allowed so ill get banned
internet data is being shitty
i will if its cheapm enoiugh ale despite the bants i want you to become a normie and succeed
I always think the Mexican flag is Italy that sure is silly but not as silly as sir Billy
>theres ppl on my IP range who post on Jow Forums
...
Someone in my ip range keeps getting rangebanned from /o/. I get pissed when I'm on 4g and can't shitpost hot twingo memes.
anyone here ever done heroin?
only weed
...
I can't fucking stand cat ''people''. Fucking bunch of miserable waste of oxygen.
nothing better than the feeling of 0.5mg of clam hittin ya, maybe IV heroin i guess, but still
rip
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Today in history:
1846 – The start of the Mexican–American War
The US minister in Mexico, Waddy Thompson Jr., suggested Mexico might be willing to cede Alta California to settle debts, saying: "California, the richest, the most beautiful, and the healthiest country in the world ... with the acquisition of Upper California we should have the same ascendency on the Pacific ... France and England both have had their eyes upon it.” The British minister in Mexico, Richard Pakenham, wrote in 1841 to Lord Palmerston urging "to establish an English population in the magnificent Territory of Upper California", saying that "no part of the World offering greater natural advantages for the establishment of an English colony ... by all means desirable ... that California, once ceasing to belong to Mexico, should not fall into the hands of any power but England ... daring and adventurous speculators in the United States have already turned their thoughts in this direction."
The USA offered $25 million for California and $30 million for Texas, which was rejected by Mexico. Mexico was not inclined nor able to negotiate. In 1846 alone, the presidency changed hands four times. The United States decided to invade.
The USA suggested joint occupation, but Lord Aberdeen declined to participate and said Britain had no objection to U.S. territorial acquisition there. To end another war scare with the United Kingdom, Polk signed the Oregon Treaty, which both parties agreed to jointly occupy Oregon.
The Mexican territory was reduced by more than 55%. The size of the territory annexes by the USA was about the size of Western Europe.
Future President Ulysses S. Grant was highly critical: “It was an instance of a republic following the bad example of European monarchies.”
Poet Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote that "The United States will conquer Mexico, but it will be as the man swallows the arsenic, which brings him down in turn. Mexico will poison us."
Ever since I was raped by a pack of wild dogs I’ve been a cat person
can't upload pictures
This is why it's easier for guys to fool around with each other.
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thinking about painting my room
the current color is ugly af
true
watching chernobyl
hope these guys manage to run a smooth nuclear plant pls no spoil
Can't stop farting
stop eating so much
heritage home blue
thoughts?
cum never gets epic posts anymore. every thread is so forgettable
everyone here is rich compared to me
/cum/ is becoming /brit/ 2.0