Make it clear to my family that I will never drink alcohol

>Make it clear to my family that I will never drink alcohol
>My parents just casually offer me beers and insist that I start drinking, on repeated occasions
>Also tfw it is because of my religious views that I don't share with my parents but I can't tell them that

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are you a mualaf?

Same for me, except not because of religion. I will never understand how people drink alcohol. The taste is fucking awful.

Yess Hitler did nothing wrong

I hope they find out and disown you.

and it turns you into a bum with no reason for a few hours

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>parents and siblings would tease and harass me for liking girls when I was a kid
>decided to never talk about women around them ever again
>never told them about my first girlfriend, kiss, or anything
>now my dad keeps asking if I have a girlfriend and probably thinks I’m gay
>mom gave up hope of having grandchildren
>I’m literally never telling them anything until the very day I get married and the wedding will probably be in some Caribbean island

After a while you get used to it and start enjoying some kinds. I can understand why you wouldn't want to invest in something you're going to start off hating and which has overwhelmingly negative health effects though.

Imagine
>be early 20s/late teens manchild
>have no friends in school/work
>want to be unique by adopting some retarded persona
>"I-i-i am a muslim !!!!!!!1!!!!one!!"
>nobody cares
>go home, depressed
>dad sees his manlet 50kg son walk in the door, head hanging low and glasses slipping from his nose
>gets up with a beer to go have mantalk
>NO DAD I CANT DO IT REEEE-

you're such a r*ddit faggot kys

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>mom is a drunk
>dad is a teetotaler
>follows mom around
>will walk into liquor store and scream at cashier for selling to her

How does one be older than 18 and never been drunk?

I am not Muslim though. Funny, I knew if I told my parents I couldn't drink for religious reasons, they'd assume I were talking about Islam too.

are you a white cuck who converted to islam or something

Not Muslim.

what are you, then? mormon? baptist?

what religion?
you should say "How can one be older than 18..."

>on purpose misa the point
>"h-heh, i'm so clever"

I'm seriously trying ro help you. Go to the bar with friends, amd maybe join a gym if you wanna be "special"

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it's some indian religion or bahai

just admit it

Yes.

mormon?

Dont care

Sikh?

i was just being sincere and correcting you
if(bahai)
doesn't bahaism recognize pretty much all (abrahamic?) religions that came before it as true? so doesn't that mean you have to follow christian and islamic laws too?
else if(indian religion)
which one?

Still dont have an answer tho

I’m not the first guy you responded to.