NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PRONOUNCE YOUR SURNAME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!1!1 IT IS PRONOUNCED LIKE THIS BECAUSE THAT IS HOW...

>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PRONOUNCE YOUR SURNAME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!1!1 IT IS PRONOUNCED LIKE THIS BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THEY PRONOUNCE IT IN MY COUNTRY WHERE IT IS FROM!!!!1!!!!

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t. cletus smith

>Grandpa surname ended in "i"
>Inmigration employee just adds an "o" to it because it sounds more spanish
>Fucked up whole ancestry

Whatever, having italian ancestry is overrated anyways

Wait, in South America having Italian ancestry is a good thing? Up here it is either considered neutral or bad.

N-no, what did they do to you cousin...

>Alright class, today we will learn about the end of the Cold War. In Poland, the Soviet government was toppled by a man named Leck Wall-ae-suh.

>in South America having Italian ancestry is a good thing?

it is if you wanna apply to EU passport and leave the country. That's the IT incelcuck dream

Why can't burgers roll r's?

More like clit_us
Hehe

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Who are you quoting?

>Who are you quoting?

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Why are Lithuanians weird? Of the three I knew I HS, one was a cunt and one was a Jow Forumstard. Those two were tall, meanwhile the one manlet was the only one who was remotely attractive

Kurwa

t. France-is Holland

Brett Favre (pronounced "Far-v"

t. Grez-gore-wicks Pill-sud-ski

My last name is Irish and it makes irish people i've met who I tell I'm "irish american" really mad. Truth is I say i'm just american to everyone else. I hate paddys

I descend from the Irish that came to this country and my paternal great-grandfather changed our last name to the English version so I got to dodge that bullet thank God. Bostonians are pretty cringe, but they're not so cringe as to hate everyone with an Irish last name who is not from their little shithole.

Well good for you, my name is fucked. Two Capital letters, 2 Es, 2 Ns, and a Y. Impossible to pronounce for most people without being told. also have the most wop middle name ever "Rocco". I'm a real mutt even though im not 56%

Do you look like a wop? How wop are you? Tbqh when I was in Ireland everyone thought I was a local until my trap fell open. Even then they are not very kind to Americans, their demeanor changed drastically from when they saw me, me positioning to talk to them, and me saying "hello." It could be, at the very least, they just do not like you because you are an American.

Look like an american. Tan like a wop. Dark hair. No distinct irish features or traits really. But no really distinct wop traits except maybe ability to tan. My hair is dark brown but jewish wavy (grandmother was one of the chosen people). My dad is the one who is irish and even he doesnt look it, had brown hair and blue eyes. Gonna post a pic

Father during his time in marines around 1959

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I look like a generic Northern European. Blue eyes, pasty skin with an inability to tan, 6'1. straight light brown hair, I could fit as a local in pretty much every non-Slavic Northern European country and get treated as a local there until my I open my mouth, so I guess I can sense the animosity towards Americans a little better.

It could be though, as I do hear, that most Irishmen dislike Americans with Irish ancestry because they believe they have little Irish ancestry and are mutts. Not sure though. My high school American history teacher like 10 years ago said he was Irish with black hair, off-colored skin, and brown eyes. I could hardly say he was.

Anyways your father looks like you average American as do you, hyphenated nationalities are memes and cringe anyways. Just give your children basic generic names that is a gift enough. I cannot stand it when parents name their child ethnic names when they've been in this country for nearly 200 years.

well my point is i never use hyphenated unless its an irish person asking. I always just say american and if they press further I say irish and italian. But when irish ask I immediately say irish because they get mad. However there's more "irish-americans" than actual irish. And they represent ireland passionately so i dont see the animosity, its an inferiority compelx really

t. Garcia Lopez

I once new American exchange student who was fat and ugly. Why are Americans fat and ugly?

americans have plenty of food, unlike you russian pawns

>Felix Kjellberg
>pronounced as Shellberg

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McEneaney?

kek yea close. McEnaney. it was changed at ellis island apparently they took an a and an e out or something

also thats fucking amazing you guessed that, is it common in ireland?

Based, I'm McEneaney myself. As far as surnames go, I've seen many spelling variations of it. I remember reading online that there is grave somewhere marked with a bunch of different spellings like "McEneaney", "McEneany", etc. and then just "Bird" - with this being a mistake when translated from Irish since it sounded like "éan" which is the Irish word for a bird. The name was inconsistently Anglicised from Irish it seems

It's uncommon in Ireland as a whole. I have had Irish people mispronounce it to me before. I know one of the people who died in 9/11 had the name which is pretty unlikely given it's a rare name desu

>Shell(((berg)))

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>Felix Kjellberg
>not pronounced as Kyelberg

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Why?

Italians are viewed as obnoxious, crass, easily agitated, loud, argumentative, and lastly they are associated with the mafia

are italians the black of europe?

They arent seen like that here

Theyre seen as fashionable and suave

No I’m strictly talking about italian americans

wop-Americans live in their own neighborhoods, say literal sopranos guinea shit like gabagool. I live in little Italy in the Bronx, people come for Sam gennaro in the same way you go to the zoo

sopranos looked pretty comfy except for all the murder and stuff, i wish i was an italian mobster

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Idk you tell us. italians came in droves here 100 years ago and were just fuckin dumb poor thugs and haven't changed one bit. not to mention c*tholic

No u don’t my great uncle was one and he lived a vapid existence with only money, girls, and parties

>sooooo uhhhmmmm what was your name again dude? Bjooooorn? did I pronounce that right?

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>unironically thinking this
A large portion of Italian Americans have started groups to work against the false stereotype that they are mobsters. Most are good people who pay taxes and hated Obama

>and hated obama
way to invalidate everything you just said by adding in political bias

>he lived a vapid existence with only money, girls, and parties

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Let me rephrase, they are the most racist people I know

I'm sure these same people you're talking about are criminals in other ways than being mobsters. italian americans are just an annoying degenerate bunch

So u really believe the 40 million or so italian Americans are all criminals, you probably also hate Columbus day

>Americans pronouncing C or even worse Č as K
>can't pronounce CH at all
>can't pronouce a single syllable clearly, always have it warping into another syllable

Languagelets, I swear

It's Scandinavian.

t. Clitoria Virgins

Columbus day is a bullshit holiday. Literally what even is the point? I celebrate Leif Erikson Day instead. but that's beside the point

Italians are the archetype for the loud, obnoxious, angry, fucking irritating immigrant. To the point where slurs used for Italians (Wop) started to get used for basically any European immigrant someone didn't like. Been that way since the early 20th century, well deserved too given the types that were coming here at that time.

It was a thousand times worse in New York, so that reputation got even bigger there.

It’s basically just italian American day with a parade in New York, native Americans keep protesting trying to stop it but the Italian American vote is way too powerful, politicians in the city won’t touch it

>I celebrate Leif Erikson Day instead.
You're a special snowflake, ain't ya? Supposed discovery of the Americas by nordniggers is of no consequence to the history of colonization, since it was an isolated incident that led nowhere.

My surname is Konstantinopolsky. Try to read it.

Define "manlet"
How short was he?

I don't give a shit retard and I also didn't ask for your opinion and why do you even care about north american holidays

But why Erickson and not Columbus Day do you Hate Italians and love natives?

Nice rebuttal, imbecile.
>why do you even care about north american holidays
Why the fuck not.

This is a guy you arguing with who celebrates lief erikson day. Guaranteed to be a permavirgin basement dweller

I hate italians so much and love the norse
How about you go fuck yourself

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>I'm Jacques, not Jake!!!!11111111

>I hate Italians
Look at this fanook!
>go fuck yourself
Basically a warm greeting to italian Americans

You act like a mulignan

Erik the Red was the first European to find AND settle America, Leif Eriksson is a nobody.

Neither are anybody, the dude found Canada and left. Columbus stayed and killed millions so we could live in peace. Also he saw Hispaniola and did a 360 and left

>wooka? sheen? knee? zeevych? sorry dude, my russian is not that good

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I'm not saying that he was more influential than Columbus, but at least Erik the Red can claim to his name to have kickstarted the first permanent colony in Greenland and America as a whole, even if it didn't tie in with later colonization efforts. Leif Eriksson just traveled to Newfoundland to fetch timber and got harassed by redskins every time he went there.

>tfw every time I see an american in media with a dutch name, he always mispronounces it

Van gay

>de gay

Well the original point is that Columbus Day is basically Italian American day now. And every year it’s a massive point of contention in New York because leftists fly/bus in native Americans to protest. And Italian Americans usually have a counter protest and a public address outside city hall

I thought it was Samoan

>Have an atypical french name
>Only two people have ever pronounced it even close to correct in Norway over the span of my entire life, one of them which was french living in Norway.
I just gave up at correcting people at age 10 and accepted my new butchered name.

OP here and my last name is Van ______ and my pronunciation triggers the shit out of dutchoids

My name is pronounced in a french way
Surprisingly, I've never met someone who'd complain/bring it up, they always remember it from the first day

My first name*

So based fellow McEnaney. Our ancestry research could only track down one relative who left from Belfast

ITS SIEBERT SEE,BERT NOT SIGH, BERT YOU STUPID BITCH