Sit hear, Granny. It's ok, I'm young and I can stand in bus for next 15 kilometers

>Sit hear, Granny. It's ok, I'm young and I can stand in bus for next 15 kilometers

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>what's that?
>Arthritis and rheumatic disorder?
>absolutely don't care
>now begone, old hag

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gigachad is a nice boy, granny only wishes he would eat more and drink his milk like when he was small

>look at this funny 9gag website granny, its called memes. no, its "meems" not "mehmehs"

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>hi granma! i'm here to eat cookies!

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>Why yes granny I have been eating my vegetables, how could you tell?

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I always stand in metro trains even if it's empty

>Let me carry these bags for you, granny.

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>*takes her bags and runs away*

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>What's that in the biscuit box granny? Oh, weaving tools, I'm a weaver myself

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>Money? No, no. I refuse. I only did it to help.

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>I pay people for giving me the chance to help them

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why?

>Oh,, It's okay. You can sit on my lap, granny

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>Hold my hand, granny. I'll help you cross the road.

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>granma look i'm a demon hunter like in worda warcraff *woosh swing pew*

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Bc I'm mysophobic and I'm afraid of contracting some disease from seats, also I don't use grab handles bc of that
Also I don't want to get gazes of accusation in case it's getting crowded

>Fuck off you old shit. I inherited this pure shithole of a world from you. Now you get to stand while I dab in your face.

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>Yes granma, of course I’ve been good to my parents. What did they tell you?

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>*spits in her left eye*
>that was for ruining the economy
>*spits in her right eye*
>and that one was for the environment
>now fuck off disgusting boomer

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>grandma, your cookies make me feel like I have a really huge dick.

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thats your problem

same

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You touch the tickets with your bare hands?

Tickets? I have a student's social card which can be used as a monthly ticket ($7.5 per month, unlimited)

I always keep it in a cardholder so it's relatively sterile

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