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What the FUCK is that racist pepe doing in my PC general?

dude memes lol

almost 2 am...
need to be up at 5 am

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I deserve a better life

I am talking to someone I like a lot yet I still want to be alone. I don’t know how to communicate this to people. The fact that I do not want to talk to them. It really hurts buds

our founder is no longer with us

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>Oftentimes Berg would explicitly describe his sexual preferences and recalled that one thing he regretted was that he never slept with his mother.

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You know what name is really hot? Erica. That is a hot name for a girl.

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Actually based, abortion is a necessity. Could you imagine finding out that your child will be severely disabled and not being able to abort them because some fat conservatives think that God won't allow it? I shudder at the thought.

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iktf. i want to talk to people, but i simultaneously feel like ghosting them for no reason. it'll save you a lot of pain if you just ignore your instincts and keep talking to them anyways.

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Leafs, I'm scared.

Gf has a friend over atm
Her toes are SPECTACULAR

why is that, ivan?

At first they came to America, now they post lenin's pictures in this thread. What's next?

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don't worry about it comrade :-)
the day will come soon

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Good morning

morning bb

Got a Nintendo Switch and got Breath of the Wild bundled it. Played it till about 10 last night

Men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos.

ain't worth shit

Too humid today
Meringue is taking forEVER in the oven, just won’t dry out

>do startmeup alternate life start
>get quest "explore vault"
>there is nothing to do in the vault to get rid of the quest
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Posted in the wrong tab, but I'm not gonna delete the post.

absolutely ALPHA

need to buy a handle of vodka on my way home

Lol no you don’t you arse

Hello lads. Back to a room by myself as requested.

why dont my pics ever make it to those kind of pictures

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Can feel poop sliding into my rectum

I swear to Christ the Arby’s I ate the other day is just giving me continued diarrhea. I can’t stop using the restroom every hour

why don't i

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What the fuck?

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white boi stomach can't even handle arbys like nigga lmaooooooooooooo

Have you ever been to Arby’s?

I am tired.

Brown girl sent me kissy faces

ded general

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_start:
mov ax, day
inc ax
mov ax, dollar
inc ax
goto _start
mov ax, gf
inc gf

day:
dw 0
dollar:
dw 0
gf:
db 0

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what are YOU looking at?

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suicide is sometimes the answer

*yawns*

Not sure if I mentioned it but I got the neighbor's line. She went stone cold on me recently though. We haven't talked for a week. I thought she'd be down to chat since she's knocked on my door a half dozen times, but no.

>"The conquest of Canada is in our power. I trust I shall not be deemed presumptive when I state that I verily believe that the militia of Kentucky are alone competent to place Montréal and Canada at your feet."
-Senator Henry Clay to the U.S. Senate 22 February 1810

>“The acquisition of Canada this year, as far as the neighborhood of Quebec, will be a mere matter of marching; & will give us experience for the attack of Halifax the next, & the final expulsion of England from the American continent.”
-former president Thomas Jefferson 04 August 1812

>"Dude, the War of 1812 was totally about sailor's rights and trade, wikipedia says so and has sources written by the finest of American intellectuals"
-yank anons 10 May 2019

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probably got cold feet

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DOMINATED this thread with all my posts

Woke up from the nappy, feeling refreshed

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Solid choon

It's ok always can try again next week not like we aren't nabes:^)

Am currently on a bus to Philadelphia

Neat, passing through or going to see Independence Hall?

Am going as a tourist, so yeah I'll see independence hall. I'm more looking forward to going to a jazz bar though

Well, hope you enjoy Philly.

Thanks user

Word of advice, half of the homeless on the street are scammers, if they don’t stink they aren’t homeless

>jazz bars as a tourist
>not going to NOLA instead
What are u doing

If you became the empror of the usa. What would you do. I would allow all drugs, replace brick and mortar schools by online education and let children meat each other in public entertainment centers, invade Canada and genocide all candians, invade South Korea to force them ti ban kpop

Make you, you specifically, suck my dick and watch me fuck your mother every day

Oh god lads. The mother is going off her head. Ahhh.

Anybody ever just out of the blue pass out?

I would ban right wing ideologies, nationalize healthcare, nationalize energy, nationalize internet, nationalize pretty much utilities, force people to exercise and eat healthy, invest in inner cities, and start national racemixing programs to get rid of racial allegiance

>implying I ever give any attention to the homeless
Living in Baltimore has made me develop very negative attitudes towards the homeless
I want to visit New Orleans so badly

Agree only on nationalizing healthcare. Nationalizing others is useless. Countries lile sk with great internet didn't nationalize their isp's. Also you forgot nationalizing banks

Id execute all bankers and replace them with an AI

god she's so hot bros twitter.com/codepink/status/1046863655885787136

Realized I'm the type of guy some or most girls think look kinda weird and for some girls I look really attractive
I have a very strange phenotype

post pic

too bad she's an idiot

Pretty sure that applies to like 98% of the population mate.

Edgy Ai still can't do all baking stuff and banks will still exist if they get automated

no u r

What ISA is this?

I'm the kind of guys who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?

I agree except for the last point
Reminder to not fixate on one girl, you're best off going for a dozen 6/10s rather than one or two 8/10s. Plus if the 6/10 likes you back you'll fall in love with her and the hormones will fuck with your head and make her a 7/10
You're a misunderstood gamer?

>Plus if the 6/10 likes you back you'll fall in love with her and the hormones will fuck with your head and make her a 7/10
That only works for so long before you realize your mistake.

I think the security is coming lads. She's going over to the prison side.

Silly women asked for her lorazepam to be decreased and now she's gone off the rails.

True. It works for like 6 months until the puppy love is over and it might kick in every few nights when you're in the mood and so is she

>Reminder to not fixate on one girl, you're best off going for a dozen 6/10s rather than one or two 8/10s. Plus if the 6/10 likes you back you'll fall in love with her and the hormones will fuck with your head and make her a 7/10
I think you're missing my point. You can't rate people on a 1-10 scale because attractiveness is subjective. A physical or mental trait you have could be a complete turn off to one person while being a massive turn on for another. Someone you see as a 6/10 could be a 9/10 to someone else.

>You can't rate people on a 1-10 scale because attractiveness is subjective

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the bell curve rests at 7 for the human population anyways

not an argument, Sven

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What kind of girls do you like that not many other people seem to like?
I like girls that are deathly pale, have light eyes, freckles, and little to no makeup. I honestly am disgusted by bimbos and girls with tans and caked-on make-up
Also I realized my ideal girl is pretty much the same phenotype as my mom

i have fetish for transgirls

No it doesn’t
It rests at 5

Everybody likes those kinds of girls you fucking muppet

no it doesn't
it rests at 7

yeah, same
in fact i only like transgirls

Plain brunettes

Still on the bus buds

women with any amount of bicep turn me rock solid

Okay IGN