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the great unpaid one has awoken
nobody takes midges seriously, even in the legal arena
reckon the park near where i live look like dealey plaza
Toilberg isn’t in today lads, looks like it’s going to be a comfy phone posting day
other thread was probably deleted for racism rather than being early
happened to me once
what edition is this though?
Would unironically shag the midge’s daughter.
madainn mhath
reckon im related to osw*ld
I would but I would paint her blue and green and pretend she is an alien
mines just full of spice zombies
op was too incompetent to make the thread properly edition
So how do I deflate someone's tyres covertly?
they say he’s a great demon of Jow Forums, risen from his slumber to scourge the world of /brit/
Unscrew the valve halfway
Then it will keep going flat even if he tries to inflate it
get some needle nose pliers and rip out the checkvalve
they won't be able to reinflate it
hahahaha.. HAHAHAHA!!!
>can't even do that!
>harder than it looks!
suck the air out with your mouth
funny
spent $100 on 3 polos yesterday lads! they're very nice. the fabric is very soft and silky!
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blog on
>spent $100 on 3 polos
dont care
Reminder that this twat got TWO attractive cosplayers to fuck him. You can’t get a girlfriend.
I always wonder about royal family corporate responsibility activities.
Its more of a desire to be seen as doing something good to gather support for the monarchy than altruism. I found the queen asking the heads of the commonwealth countries to choose charles as her sucessor also telling.
These people actively want to be in their position.
but I have a girlfriend?
reminder that this is the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture
In Defence of Being a Virgin Freak by Diego Spencer
'bstract
Primitive forms of life developed in the oceans. They were the result of chance combinations of atoms into large structures called macromolecules. Capable of assembling other atoms in the ocean into similar structures, they reproduced and multiplied. Sometimes mistakes would happen during reproduction. These mistakes would result in a new, different macromolecules. Put simply, the new macromolecules that could not reproduce themselves were virgin freaks, and the new macromolecules that were better at reproducing were chads. This is how evolution started. Virgin freaks and chads both have the same goal: to advance the species. This is why chads will try to help out virgin freaks, even though the great unmodified mock virgin freaks. If the world was only made of normies we'd still be primitive lifeforms in the ocean.
Why haven’t you just been to visit a prostitute yet? I would if I was a virgin, used to be pretty normal for a dad to pay for his son to see a prostitute if he was still a virgin past a certain age
stop posting and have sex
don't wanna hear excuses, just have it
this. a thousand times THIS.
have just shaved my shoulders
volunteer toil looms
been asked this question many times and my response is always the same: while i would, obviously, like to have sex what I want a lot more is intimacy and someone to wake up next to.
going over the top
no thanks
Old institution the RCMP
reckon they're probably less corrupt than local municipally contracted departments
will soon shave my willy and possibly even my bum, just to be on the safe side
>bitcoin
Ok then.
Pints Brexit tea call centres crooked teeth
Better?
>want X
>want Y more than X
>therefore can't do X
the logic doesn't follow
a child's cry for attention
Shagging a prozzie might help. Also they do gf experiences if you want some practice.
well ok more accurately i'm not that fussed about being a virgin. obv not saying i would turn down sex but i'm not fussed enough to want to pay for it.
i have done a little research on gf experience ngl
might move to africa and sell guns to warlords
youtu.be
CHOON
update on my smelly bollocks
i washed them in the sink a hour ago and so far they smell alright :)
dead enterprise
paying for it doesn't count anyway
Buying/selling property online has to be the most frustrating bullshit I've done
A lot of cretins who ask for viewings and dont turn up nor have the decency to cancel
Need to read the art of the deal I reckon
Check again bucko
Thanks GOD it's FRIDAY
A Glossary of Provincial Words and Phrases in Use in Wiltshire.
unitoil is 24/7 there are no breaks
Hello toil? It's me, user. Yes, I shan't be working until MONDAY. ta ta
not bad
good idea my bru
can i be your plane pilot?
thank gnome* its friday
drinking a kombucha
*has a week long break because of a bank holiday*
no
>edited
fuck you then
hope you die
bogged
hehe yes thank GNOME it's FRIDAY
Need a dabbing gnome gf
Going down Lawson lads anybody want anything
glico giant cone
pack of lemon flavoured strong zero cheers mate
Yeah a colnetto prease
Yeah can I get an American Dog
what a boring thread
*clothes tab*
One おにぎり please la ta
Freddo and a Chomp ta
What you going about clothes for?
*clothes lines you*
boring twat
Pack of used panties please mate.
And some skips if they have them.
convinced myself earlier today that when it came down to the weekend that i would invest my energy into self improvement but now that it's come down to it I've just decided to play vidya
who else /destined for mediocrity/ here?
who else /destined for blogging/ here?
I try but you don't like me doing it mate which is it
so anyway how's your anus?
Thinking about a certain someone lads.
was being sarcy
same as always
diego are you excited to be turning 30?
u mean 34?
after all this time I'm surprised how easily defeated you are, by a janny no less.
Will you be watching Graham Norton tonight? Will Smith, Naomi Scott, Kevin Hart, Octavia Spencer & Shakespears Sister
You guessed correctly.
is it charlemagne, king of the franks?
What was it like turning 30 mate?
yes ofc. rip people tho
Your state-mandated Chinese wife by any chance?
Might take my gimmick to /trash/ or something.
have a good day de lads
What happens in the space between the eyes and above the nose? Is that where the mind-control chip fits?
that was worth posting
believe thats called a forehead
Are you fucking stupid?