>American man invites a dutch man to come over to his house
>The american asks him how old he is
>The dutch man says "dirty"
>And then the american asks how old his wife is and he says "dirty too"
Jokes thread
Jaxon Ward
Jacob Bailey
ahahahaahahahahaahahha lamo XD
Tyler Rogers
>sister asks her brother
>"why mom and dad in bedroom for a whole week?"
>brother laughs and tells her he doesn't know
>she insists he tell
>he says "my dad asked for vaseline and i give him glue instead"
Jacob King
Foreigner : why don't indians play foot ball ?
Indian: because EVERYTIME we get a corner we set up shop
Bentley Ross
here is joke for all
Robert King
Nolan Wright
MAN BOUGHT A HAT AND IT FITS HIM JUST RIGHT
Camden Ortiz
Wyatt Bailey
lol what
Nathaniel Martinez
no, that's nepotism
no one would hire him as ceo for being bill gates' son in law
Julian Cook
based
Joshua Foster
An old Jewish guy runs through the station, trying to catch his train, but the train drives off before his eyes. "Ha, you missed your train?" some laughing idiot asks him. "No," he says, "I chased him away."
Owen James
BEAR WENT THROUGH THE WOODS, SAW A BURNING CAR, SAT IN IT AND BURNED TO DEATH
Cooper Torres
An old Jewish guy tries to cross a frozen lake, but suddenly collapses into the ice. At that moment, a wise guy walks by the banks and shouts, "Hey, you! Did you fall through the ice?" "No!" says the old guy, "I went for a swim, but then winter surprised me."
Charles Sanders
ahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaa
Noah Edwards
Asher Scott
look at my flag
Luis Diaz
I automatically read that with apu's voice
Zachary Garcia
Legends say that This guy later went on to ask bobs and vegene in the internet
Jonathan Nguyen
>Which historical figure had the most children?
>Napoleon, there's a descendant of his in every single one of our mental asylums
Tyler Collins
Haha Brits destroyed. based
Alexander Russell
indians are based
Robert Murphy
Lucas Reed
How can Indians be so based ?
Benjamin Collins
Landon Brown
Charles Roberts
how can women recover
Landon Wood
The man's name — Albert Einstein
Ethan Wright
BASED
Grayson Long
AХAХAХA
Josiah Myers
Such a classic.
Xavier Phillips
a russian man walks into a bar
he doesn't walk back out because he died from alcohol poisoning due to drinking too much alcohol
Jace Walker
your mom is so fat she needs two watches
one for each time zone
Anthony Gonzalez
actually it didnt even hurt lol :)
Isaiah Collins
bwahaha
as a chicagofag, this is funny to me
Jeremiah Sullivan
Roe v. Wave drops her newborn off at a fire station whereupon he is set alight instantly.
John Mitchell
USSR had best humor
Lucas Hernandez
my type of humor desu
Jayden Harris
the game