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They called me BMX Blake

this irish lad moved to our school and we just started bullying him, eventually he fucked off like

Steve jobs lad is that you?

This is pretty much how my ideal gf would look/be, I can't think of much else I would improve

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based milla

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same but American

They call me Jambalaya Jeff

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This but wish the irish cretins would fuck off when we give em a good seeing to on /brit/

Used to call me pothead

surprised the birth registration office allowed that

lmao

alri zoe

the infamous incel elephant

heemed

the name's dave
just dave

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Fortunately Australia and the UK aren't shitholes where you can't make your kid something

hope the insta likes were worth it

want to hear a brit say poop
can one of you lads vocaroo yourself saying poop please?

unironically donated to charity and life has been good to me as of late

imagine living in perth
afears you doesn't it

that was incredibly stupid of her

>zoe
>copealone
when does it end

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#roasted

>Asian and in his 30s
So nothing will be done

Tried giving homealone a philosophical way out of his self perceptual issues by encouraging him to abandon an inherent view of the world and he immediately reified his bank account.

Beyond saving lad. Jebus

sick freak

alri archie

Well that's untrue, there are many naming rules in the UK

My name is Alfred

Lovely accent.

donated to a charity once for that 2004 tsunami that devastated 3rd worldies, and then i grew up

What did he do to his bank account?

why the long face? ha ha ha

hello brainlet

could never shag a bird with such accent. it would be such a turn off

Forning lads. How's it moing?

Me? Great. Spring in my step today. Watched 51 minutes and 16 seconds of Branagh's Hamlet last night before I was diverted elsewhere to do elsewhat. Looking forward to banging out the last 3 hours tonight. What about you, lad? Plans?

>the likes of Denmark, Spain, Germany and Argentina all publish lists of acceptable names from which new mothers and fathers must choose.
That is genuinely bizarre

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The daughter looks pretty fuckable there

alri

Just don't bother, giving him advice is hopeless. He's absolutely mental

blog on

Came up with a new name
>Peat
Like Pete, but Peat

He said that his money is absolutely real.
I offered you a way out and you tripped up and hit your head with delusion

She was wasn't doing anything to aggravate it

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Nonce

It's a common surname

In Spain it probably started with Franco since he wanted to enforce either Catholic or typical Spanish names instead of the names in regional languages.

she makes ME long if you know what I mean HAHAHAHAHAH

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a way out of what? if you're the guy from earlier then all you did was embarrass yourself

on the plus side it stops you from calling your child NiggerHitler327

Socialist shitholes

on the plus side it stops you from calling your child NiggerHitler327

wtf Jow Forums x just made all posts backlinked or w.e.

wtf is this garbage why the fuck do people change shit tht isnt broken

no but she did stand right in front of its tusks

Shut the fuck up you greasy little toad ugly cunt incel mong attention whore

According to Bordieau the only true charitable giving is anonymously or with the opportunity for true reciprocity, otherwise you create an unequal power geometry that maintains the subordinated position of the receiver.

Ha ha .. did Limmy say someone dead was surprisingly down to earth and very funny .. Lmao ..

Ha ha .. did Limmy say someone dead was surprisingly down to earth and very funny .. Lmao ..

Just came on to say Homealone, fuck you mate. Have a good day lads (not you homealone hope you have a horrible one)

bandy blogger

how do i get rid of it

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She's a femoid, that's enough to aggravate anyone

don't care foreigner

Wait a minute

liking this new trip

Ha ha .. did Limmy say someone dead was surprisingly down to earth and very funny .. Lmao ..

But the UK stops you from doing that too, doesn't mean you need a predetermined state list of acceptable utterances. Then again the UK simply bans 'offensive' names as decided by the state and we all know how broad they've become with those descriptions, so maybe a state list that's well defined is a better approach than giving the state effectively unlimited power via broad and ambiguous laws as is so common in the UK.

Hahahahahaha

Well fine guess I'll have to re-take this subject then
Did you come up with any new names?

Is there an echo in here?

wish people would stop pretending he's a thing already

Are you trying to copy my gimmick mate

Are you trying to copy my gimmick mate

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Good on your Bruce

dont worry lad i probably will

wtf are these retards doing

now posts are disappearing

For you, it's disabling inline replies or threading or something in the ole Jow Forums x settings

LOL what is Limmy like!!!!!!!!

a pint in Plovdiv

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>Bordieau
did you actually mean Bourdieu?

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we did that to all the english lads in our school lol

uses to tell them we were in the ira and everything kek

liking this new trip

Have to say home alone isn't that good

Ooh look at him he can't spell your fucking retarded language

Unironically nothing wrong with this. I've noticed a rise in dumb yank nig nog names here. Only a matter of time before they reach the same level of stupidity the black yanks wheel out.

pooed (formerly food)

Are you trying to copy my gimmick mate

You're on the right track, do what League of Legends does, take a common name and spell it differently, but use google to check it isn't already a surname, lots of surnames are annoying misspellings from over the years. Might be best to start with foreign names that are well known as well.

Is there an echo in here?

the continental mindset is inscrutable at times

>quickhand
Fresh, funny, will likely last 1-2 threads before the creator ends the trip with dignity
>homealone
stale, unfunny, will likely never end leaving the author in a constant state of shame

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When you realise things are conventional and not absolute. You realise that things are subject to change/conditions and that they are empty.

The conclusion of that realisation is up to you. But you slipped up and reified your bank account as absolute. Grasper isnt delivered from misery regardless of what he grasps