>That's a nice head you have on your shoulders, m*Doid
see this
what do?
>That's a nice head you have on your shoulders, m*Doid
see this
what do?
pathetic wh*toids cant even fight
Zeus > Odin
shoot this n*rdoid with my superior Rhodok crossbow
I am as gwite as you. I lose my consciousness if I try something hotter than bread
Is there a big difference in female runs? I want to try one this time around, since the game says it makes it harder (though obviously I’m going to install a mod that lets me still marry ladies because I’m not gay :^))))).
give him some land far away and tell him to fuck off
run around in my horse shooting arrows at him with my crossbow
destroy the nordcuck with my VAEGIR BVLL cavalry
you seem pretty gay honestly
swabians are easily the best group in this game
>gets raped by khergits
i've never had that happen.
me?
m*Doid?
How could you mistake me for one? I'm not a nigger, I am a blonde haired, blue eyed, pale skinned Nordic bvll!
I enjoy Vaegir runs the most. If anything it feels most like the intended starting location to me.
for me they get raped by khergits and rhodoks
not a fan of their troops when i play with them it feels clumsy and slow i prefer the fast moving vagir army not too expensive and also god tier archers
F1, followed by F3, followed by quitting the game because rolling over everything with 40 Swadian knights makes the game broken and boring.
ba sed
It's because the AI is retarded, Swadia is in the middle and Harlaus is spamming feasts. Swadian knights are likely the best unit in the game.
I like starting with Khergits and then switching to someone else. Khergit tribesmen level up to lancers crazy fast and cheap. You just need avoid the shitty steppe bandits.
This
Tell him to fuck off and fear a better civilisation
>muh svuadyan nites
*dabs on ur grave*
how the fuck do people like the rhodcucks? honestly literal crap if they arent maxxed out plus no cavalry and slow crossbows
>inb4 muh super strong defensive army
they get btfo'd by sarranid troops easily
piss and shit > false gods
because sieges are the main part of the game and Rhodoks absolutely dominate in that regard. Sarranids suck hard at everyting, they have shitty weapons
>false gods
bit redundant
Rhodok Sharpshooters are my main offensive weapon for sieges. They can clear out the entire enemy garrison without taking much causualties. You just need to Tab leave battle once they run out of ammo.
Try the same with Vaegir Marksmen and they'll just drop dead due to no armor. Plus, board shields are best shields.
the whole crossbow meme with the sieges is so bad you can besiege towns and castles with bowmen you'll be perfectly fine if not even easier since the bows are faster
>sarranids suck hard at everything
lol tell that to their mamlukes and spear throwing niggers literally one of the best factions especially their cavalry since you can capture a lot of enemies and sell them in to slavery
they cost too much and they level up hard i agree the maxxed out rhodok troops can be good but everything under that is utter crap
>capture a lot of enemies and sell them in to slavery
that's good only for the first hours, it's meaningless once you have a stable income
they have shit infantry, shit archers, good on paper cavalry but they perform terribly on the battlefield. And cavalry isn't as useful as people say, it depends too much on terrain. Rhodoks have the combination of good infantry + archers that let them dominate most situations
if you get the rhodoks out in the field they usually get crushed except if you dont have full on maxxed out rhodok army then you could be able to pack a good punch but imagine you are leading your rhodok vassals in to battle with their crappy non elite troops you are usually going to suffer quite some casualties, sarranids have decent archers their infantry is a little crappy but the cavalry balances it.
Feudal lords will make impressed or snide comments at you, your starting skills will be different, it won't be as easy to get your first fief, but you generally win renown faster
just avoid battles on plains
play Viking Conquest
hard to do that when you are moving to besiege an enemy city or castle you will eventually be caught by a faster army plus your enemies can lift the siege by attacking you before being able to besiege the castle then youre in some deep shit
>faster army
Just Invest In Pathfinding Haha Like Nigga Just Run Away Lmao
also ive noticed how m&b usually favors the player over AI for some reason when i create a kingdom i end up steamrolling everyone no probs i play on hard difficulty i hope they fix that in bannerlord
I hope they'll implement actual horse archer AI and siege engines
man the game is fucking great imagine the mods for it it would be great to play some mod based in medieval europe too sad my shit pc wont be able to run it
Tell him to go back to his fucking mudhut.
they know that their customers are mostly third worlders like themselves so I hope they'll value performance over graphics
it's not hard to beat the NPCs lmao
I wanted to showcase my dabbing mongols
Blow them the fuck out and take their bread/cheese, duh. Raiders almost never have a good mix of troops let alone any tactics so they're always free xp and loot
I'm armed, you can't do anything to me midget.