*sip* you know what they say, sell the news.
*sip* you know what they say, sell the news
>selling shit pieces of stagnating technological junk overpriced at least 10x
>1trillion
Bravo amerimutts, your stupidity never ceases to amaze
Anyone keen on getting the new macbook pro or iphone? Me either
time to invest I guess
Classic biz
Americans don’t buy Apple faggot
As along as thots and roasties will buy the latest iturd so they can log in on fb and instagram and post what they're eating or selfies this company literally can't fail. And I don't think I need to remind you that the planet's population is increasing, fast, which means more and more people will be buying this shit. Wish I would've spent 5 minutes to think it through in 2007 when the first iturd was launched.
iphones are the best phones in the market, no android will EVER come close to iphones performance
The funny thing is that if you compare Apple to other companies, they're the healthiest company on the entire market, with Amazon, Tesla, and Facebook, all being in the worst shape.
The hilarious thing is that our entire economy now hinges on how many iphones are sold each quarter. Apple having a bad quarter could easily cause a global recession through the domino effect.
now investors will pump every prominent tech company to $1Trillion, then everything will crash
buy now, sell at the top Jow Forums