*sip* you know what they say, sell the news

*sip* you know what they say, sell the news.

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>selling shit pieces of stagnating technological junk overpriced at least 10x
>1trillion
Bravo amerimutts, your stupidity never ceases to amaze

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Anyone keen on getting the new macbook pro or iphone? Me either

time to invest I guess

Classic biz

Americans don’t buy Apple faggot

As along as thots and roasties will buy the latest iturd so they can log in on fb and instagram and post what they're eating or selfies this company literally can't fail. And I don't think I need to remind you that the planet's population is increasing, fast, which means more and more people will be buying this shit. Wish I would've spent 5 minutes to think it through in 2007 when the first iturd was launched.

iphones are the best phones in the market, no android will EVER come close to iphones performance

The funny thing is that if you compare Apple to other companies, they're the healthiest company on the entire market, with Amazon, Tesla, and Facebook, all being in the worst shape.

The hilarious thing is that our entire economy now hinges on how many iphones are sold each quarter. Apple having a bad quarter could easily cause a global recession through the domino effect.

now investors will pump every prominent tech company to $1Trillion, then everything will crash

buy now, sell at the top Jow Forums

You must not live in America or in some land locked state with no apple stores

overpriced shit, literally
don't use anything apple, fucking scam corporation

A trillion dollars and they can't get a pajeet to design a working cooling system.

People are more desperate to show that they're living comfortably than actually living comfortably.

t. salty poorfags that can't afford an iphone x

im planning on getting the top of the line iphone x this year. i've had my iphone 6 for almost 4 years and its time to move on.

Stop trolling sweetie

Should i buy now?

probably should wait too see what they announce in fall

nah, the new iphone x will certainly be better then the previous gen. my 4 year old iphone 6 is at the end of its shelf life. i can afford to splurge.

that's what I'm saying, wait for the newer release, what's the point of buying the x now if a newer one comes out in a few months? unless you are desperate for a new phone

>investing in tech
>ever

no idiot.

Could be a safe double up tho? 2 trillion? Why shouldn't it be possible?

$2T is not only possible, it is inevitable

Oh man. Imagine the boomers who bought in like the early 2000's or sooner. Hands of steel, bags of gold.

Samshits are about on par, but other than that, even if you're just trolling, iPhones are pretty much among the best on the market.

I've had the 6s for several years now and see no reason to move on lol. One thing I will say about Apple phones is that they last. Even with the whole battery life thing and the throttling to compensate for battery life, it just fucking works.

I don't understand people who need to constantly have the latest phone. I guess that's what Apple marketing does to you