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youtube.com/watch?v=5MnUrhptPSo

RIP

weird how she got fat after she became a communist

Holy
Fucking
PENG

Only genetic failures and brown people get heart disease, hypertension, cancer, diabetes. If you get any of these you are not white.

need to stop drinking to excess
always lose or break something whenever I have 10+ pints
in this most recent case I’ve cracked my phone

why does every single cat has perfect facial development as opposed to human and their overbites, underbites, weak chins and jaws, etc...?

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dorris day should be a national holiday

Not true

Just did a massive shit de laaaaads

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any equal advice for women?
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would probably kill me if i were dating my daughter

Honestly don’t think I’m that bad judging by this metric.

is that why they're so prevalent in america?

>Imagine you have a daughter

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>btc 8k

>good job
>no substance abus
>Well educated
>bit of a social loser
>goes to the gym

Shell be alright

anyone that dates their own daughter should kill themselves

So I texted her. I thought it would work. I spent fucking ages on that text. The answer was still no though. She wouldn’t take me back. I kept on fucking begging and she just kept saying no. I tried ringing and she just hung up. In the end I said something quite nasty for which I later apologised.
I think I’ve finally accepted it. I don’t even feel sad anymore.
I told her I still really want to be her friend and we are going to speak on the phone in a few days but she said she doesn’t want to go out just us two together ever again. Essentially she’s just going to be a texting buddy now but I’m just glad to have her in my life at all right now.

>tfw bought at 15 and sold at 5

This doesn't work for self obsessed incels

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blog the fuck on you fucking cunt

>men: do better so women don't have to be single mothers
>women: rock on girl XD
why bother
you're spraying the weeds but leaving the roots, it's pointless

>Essentially she’s just going to be a texting buddy now

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Republic of England

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You can get self awareness by doing introspective solitary activities, meditative creative things.
I don't recommend drugs particularly to young people with personality problems.

bo

cope harder

reasonable post

it looms

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Is this you ken

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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bad if true

i

despicable runt

*blocks your path*

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yeah and you're a shining example of self awareness

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Uncharacteristic post Emmett
did you finally take your meds

ha...haha n-no it can't be, I only just got in...ha-
>22:51
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>Jow Forums20894634

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lmoa i told you this last night you muppet, fuck off and grow up
absolutely bizarro pathetic cuck

did a walk around the neighborhood today
quite a comfy place tbqh, sad to have to move out in a couple weeks

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forgot to lock the door. should I get up from bed and lock it or should I live dangerously tonight

don’t know what to read next
I’m thinking of reading Madame Bovary as I’ve ndver read it before
but not sure if I can be bothered

>yanks

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had no idea this thread was here until just now

stop single linking you fucking nonce

Why are russians so good at ASMR

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Agreed

U gotta do it for your own benefit,
like draw even if you're shit at drawing. not because you want somebody to tell you "its a good drawing" though

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Yes I'm sure the one night you remembered you forgot to lock the door will be the night you're victim of a violent home invasion

just get a bigger brain

I actually am you guys just refuse to believe the stuff I tell you 'cause you're all virgin shut ins that assume everyone else has never done anything raunchy

If this isn't bait, then you've literally done everything that you shouldn't do if you want to have any chance of getting back with her

The worst thing you can possibly do is beg for her back. IT NEVER WORKS

You are now a beta bitch in her eyes who can't live without her, she loses more attraction for you every time you act beta

You're supposed to stop speaking to her completely and wait for her to reach out after the dust had settled if you want any chance of her reconsidering a relationship.

cor

fuck it's like it's already written

disgusting
stop peddling your heeb poison

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mental how big and empty Australia is
you forget because there’s only like 5 states
but in actual fact it’s flipping enormous

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where's the willy

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why can't i stop procrastinating

this desu
you would literally have a better chance if you never texted her for a month

makes sense but for me it's easier said than done

Spoiler that hog.

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what kind of person browses Jow Forums

your mam is flipping enormous

lads shall i make shrimp linguini again tonight or have tortellini alfredo?

fat

FAT

I wish catyank was beaten even harder than he already was as a kid, to the point where he couldn't type or see anything

there are people which own land the size of Old North Wales
absolutely mind boggling

do you not realise the inherent contradiction of this post mate

fAT

still chuckleing to this

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you're a bender

I'm not a virgin shut in, mate.

don't get it

sad and sadpilled

mate....

>if you have standards you're a bender

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When you get there though you might as well forget about her bc she’ll never changed her opinion until she sees you’ve moved on

don't see the appeal of her to begin with
looks like a genuine mong

i want britain to be back british

and catyank isn't an incel
isn't language fun

see