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>tfw a girl chinmogs you
reckon our ancestors tried everything in their environment and stuck with what didn't kill them
yanks arent human beings
I get jawmogged every day by men, women, children, dogs, cats, everyone
we're above humans
sucking my own bollocks
Gross.
claw till your fingernails are gone you gross pig
weird how she got fat after she became a communist
Holy
Fucking
PENG
Only genetic failures and brown people get heart disease, hypertension, cancer, diabetes. If you get any of these you are not white.
need to stop drinking to excess
always lose or break something whenever I have 10+ pints
in this most recent case I’ve cracked my phone
why does every single cat has perfect facial development as opposed to human and their overbites, underbites, weak chins and jaws, etc...?
dorris day should be a national holiday
Not true
Just did a massive shit de laaaaads
any equal advice for women?
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would probably kill me if i were dating my daughter
Honestly don’t think I’m that bad judging by this metric.
is that why they're so prevalent in america?
>Imagine you have a daughter
>btc 8k
>good job
>no substance abus
>Well educated
>bit of a social loser
>goes to the gym
Shell be alright
anyone that dates their own daughter should kill themselves
So I texted her. I thought it would work. I spent fucking ages on that text. The answer was still no though. She wouldn’t take me back. I kept on fucking begging and she just kept saying no. I tried ringing and she just hung up. In the end I said something quite nasty for which I later apologised.
I think I’ve finally accepted it. I don’t even feel sad anymore.
I told her I still really want to be her friend and we are going to speak on the phone in a few days but she said she doesn’t want to go out just us two together ever again. Essentially she’s just going to be a texting buddy now but I’m just glad to have her in my life at all right now.
>tfw bought at 15 and sold at 5
This doesn't work for self obsessed incels
blog the fuck on you fucking cunt
>men: do better so women don't have to be single mothers
>women: rock on girl XD
why bother
you're spraying the weeds but leaving the roots, it's pointless
>Essentially she’s just going to be a texting buddy now
Republic of England
You can get self awareness by doing introspective solitary activities, meditative creative things.
I don't recommend drugs particularly to young people with personality problems.
bo
cope harder
reasonable post
it looms
Is this you ken
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bad if true
i
despicable runt
*blocks your path*
yeah and you're a shining example of self awareness
Uncharacteristic post Emmett
did you finally take your meds
ha...haha n-no it can't be, I only just got in...ha-
>22:51
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>Jow Forums20894634
lmoa i told you this last night you muppet, fuck off and grow up
absolutely bizarro pathetic cuck
did a walk around the neighborhood today
quite a comfy place tbqh, sad to have to move out in a couple weeks
forgot to lock the door. should I get up from bed and lock it or should I live dangerously tonight
don’t know what to read next
I’m thinking of reading Madame Bovary as I’ve ndver read it before
but not sure if I can be bothered
>yanks
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had no idea this thread was here until just now
stop single linking you fucking nonce
Why are russians so good at ASMR
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Agreed
U gotta do it for your own benefit,
like draw even if you're shit at drawing. not because you want somebody to tell you "its a good drawing" though
Yes I'm sure the one night you remembered you forgot to lock the door will be the night you're victim of a violent home invasion
just get a bigger brain
I actually am you guys just refuse to believe the stuff I tell you 'cause you're all virgin shut ins that assume everyone else has never done anything raunchy
If this isn't bait, then you've literally done everything that you shouldn't do if you want to have any chance of getting back with her
The worst thing you can possibly do is beg for her back. IT NEVER WORKS
You are now a beta bitch in her eyes who can't live without her, she loses more attraction for you every time you act beta
You're supposed to stop speaking to her completely and wait for her to reach out after the dust had settled if you want any chance of her reconsidering a relationship.
cor
fuck it's like it's already written
disgusting
stop peddling your heeb poison
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mental how big and empty Australia is
you forget because there’s only like 5 states
but in actual fact it’s flipping enormous
where's the willy
why can't i stop procrastinating
this desu
you would literally have a better chance if you never texted her for a month
makes sense but for me it's easier said than done
Spoiler that hog.
what kind of person browses Jow Forums
your mam is flipping enormous
lads shall i make shrimp linguini again tonight or have tortellini alfredo?
fat
FAT
I wish catyank was beaten even harder than he already was as a kid, to the point where he couldn't type or see anything
there are people which own land the size of Old North Wales
absolutely mind boggling
do you not realise the inherent contradiction of this post mate
fAT
still chuckleing to this
you're a bender
I'm not a virgin shut in, mate.
don't get it
sad and sadpilled
mate....
>if you have standards you're a bender
When you get there though you might as well forget about her bc she’ll never changed her opinion until she sees you’ve moved on
don't see the appeal of her to begin with
looks like a genuine mong
i want britain to be back british
and catyank isn't an incel
isn't language fun
see