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Evan Davis
Evan Davis

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Chase Ross
Chase Ross

no edition

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

Nonononono

Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

don't like topical OPs

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

For me its Azula.

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Justin Morris
Justin Morris

desuarchive.org/int/thread/105594328/
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desuarchive.org/int/thread/105594328/
*Long story short buy a desk that at least has a solid wood top.

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

Why are you so autistic Jeff

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

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Evan Harris
Evan Harris

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Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

met zezima once
was in weatherspoons and he was this great big bearded hamplanet hunched over in the corner sipping on a G&T with “I AM ZEZIMA” plastered on his shirt
asked random people if they knew who he was and if they didn’t he’d scream “TASTE VENEGANCE!” and bash his glass over their head
ended up getting rolled off the premises by a barmaid

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

yet to meet a mixed race bloke who isn't tbf

William Robinson
William Robinson

would having children calm her down?

Kevin Ortiz
Kevin Ortiz

Phwoar

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

desuarchive.org/int/thread/105594328/
That’s it lad she’s taking the computer away. You’ve really crossed the line now, say goodbye to your bedtime and internet privileges.

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

That's the plan mate.

Jayden King
Jayden King

once wore my sisters tights and schoolskirt then fucked a pillow until i spaffed in them

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

oh sweaty, you thought that was worth reposting? bless x

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

Autism is evolution required to keep up with machine intelligence

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

corrrrrrrrrrrrrr might wank right now

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

brilliant fucking post this
why isn’t /brit/ laden with posts of this ilk?

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

Fuck off amer

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

nice

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Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

because it's on Jow Forums not /lgbt/

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

/brit/laden

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John Ramirez
John Ramirez

Reminder that Canada fucked up signing the Japanese surrender document and now it looks like this.

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Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

Based Arsenal desu

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

lads, why shouldn't you wear budgie smugglers in the Ukraine?

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

Posters that certifiably have autism:
Jeff
Amer
Catyank
Melv
Any Swedish poster
The Saffer

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

lmao

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

for me it's the noble and hard-working japanese

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Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

sniffed my own spaff
smelt nice, like salted crisps dipped in sour cream

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

'tismomick conspicuously omitted

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

The ukie skinheads will beat you up for faggotry

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

Sorry ya mam just got off the phone with is, she wants you to go into the bathroom with her and rub her haemmorohoid cream betwixt her arse becasue she can't reach as she is too large to reach.

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

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Julian Wood
Julian Wood

Me mam has aspergers do reckon I might be somewhere on the scale

Aiming to replace skitz as the resident SkitzFREAK

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

because Chernobyl fallout lmao

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

Hope you washed them after

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

Say nowt (I’m a based God)

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

loool you've literally just been spouting your mam jokes for the past hour? think ur the one with autism 2bhhh desu

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

I often enjoy going on /lgbt/ just to look at the utter STATE of some of the posters

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Julian Davis
Julian Davis

wonder what its like to wear a skirt every day

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

You don’t have Emmett Patrick Garcin’s grit, it’s just not you Zo3, be the lad we know you to be and nothing more

Other anons been spouting them for a week loooool

Robert Hernandez
Robert Hernandez

who will you vote for in the EU elections lads?

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

8^ ]

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

Looks like a dunmer

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

b-b-but he's been spouting them for a whole week?

just ignore it.. what are you 13?

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

Not a fan of laughing at people's misfortunes, lad.

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

Carl Benjamin, Lord of Swindon

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

Brexit Party but shant vote for them in anything that matters until I see a manifesto

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

But the voices podraig

be the lad we know you to be and nothing more

A Nig-

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

Quite exactly the contents of this post

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

currently willymogging your dead nan and yer mam

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

It’s just banter you little freak fuck up

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

Probably really nice haha

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

spoiling my vote:
"i do not understand the purpose of this vote. is this meant to be understood as a second "referendum" on membership? What is the point of selecting MEP if we are leaving at the end of October?"

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

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William Baker
William Baker

lib dem, although i'll probably change my mind and vote green when i get in the booth

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

I'm sure the underpaid Bangladeshi who counts the votes will find your stance intriguing and take it to the prime minister

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Being a child is thinking Karl Pilkingon is hilarious for his gormless bullshit.
Being a teenager is thinking Ricky Gervais is great for his edgy atheism.
Being an adult is realising Steven Merchant is the true hero and comic genius for holding it all together and being the kingmaker.

Cameron Gonzalez
Cameron Gonzalez

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Adrian Morris
Adrian Morris

doesn't know that spoiled ballots are counted.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

*2 hours later*

One of the reasons I’m quitting, dealers are dickheads and I’m on probation so I can’t shot myself

Waiting for legal

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

Polish monarchists.

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Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

le awkward bug eyes

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

don't think ill vote

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

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Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

Based Bristolian

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

Would fucking kill for a Drumpf style McDonalds banquet at toil

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

heh... that'll show 'em...

Colton Green
Colton Green

Look into dysphoria, babe

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Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

thats what yer nan said when i came in her

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

2.01m
Jheeze
He’s a big guy

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

it's this kind of thinking: "why vote for a party if they have no chance of getting in" that has led to the clusterfuck we are in now.

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

thermodynamics will be the end of me

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Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

the state of Stephen Merchant's solo efforts

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

You've been talking about this quite a bit lately, Jeff. Are you somewhat dysphoric atm?

James Campbell
James Campbell

feasting on some frosted shreddies

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Voting

Pawns

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Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

I've got a mate in Bristol
He says it's full of browns
I dunno if I trust him
About old Bristol town

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

Today is going to be a good day lads.

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Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

The older I get the more I love England, just think about it all day long it’s rolling hills, bleak and barren moorland, rugged wind battered coastline it’s thousands of pubs pumping out millions of lovely pints brings a tear to me eye

James Thomas
James Thomas

Cops taking chase just spun down my road sirens blaring

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

based

Christian Price
Christian Price

Considering it myself after seeing this

Somalis*

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Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

His stand up hello ladies was alright but his sitcom of the same name was fucking shite.

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

m'ear is glogged with wax

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Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

Ah yes, the Spoiled Ballot Party
Why do you think they will read your manifesto and not immediately discard it into the pile?

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

but what about the pakis?

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

black olives are PENG why have i avoided them up until now?

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

England when it's sunny and warm is glorious

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

Wish we only had the wind rush and Irish immigrants, decent lads both like a pint and a bet

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

What have the LibDems ever achieved? Is there anything they can point to and say "we did that"?

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

Just spoiled my ballot on ya mums chest

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

I'll vote for whoever can promise amnesty for Nigwit

Camden James
Camden James

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Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

prejudice

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

They don't call it Pengland for nowt

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

*mogs entire office with my delicious leftover lentil and chicken curry completely covered in fresh coriander*

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

t. Abdul

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

I know this girl. She's from Newham.

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Jack Hall
Jack Hall

this but unironically

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

im the real tismomick

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

BASED BASED BASED

Ayden King
Ayden King

Is there anything they can point to and say "we did that"?
ever heard of the Great War?

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Julian Allen
Julian Allen

Do so love a good 'msnet sesh

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

British Pakistanis are unironically a vile abomination and shouldn’t exist, I couldn’t think of a worse diaspora because they’re inbred scrawny smelly little shit sacks that are simultaneously cocky and proud when they have no reason to be

James Ross
James Ross

state of emergency announced in cheadle

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

No it me

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

fuck me lads retail is a slog
part-time contract
still get me in 5 days a week

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

wasn't that great imo
i can do better

William Baker
William Baker

stop the presses: e-thot is cunt

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

There was an actual happening in Naphill yesterday but it was a false alarm so I didn't post about it

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

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Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

I know you then.

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

Don?

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

just drank some water

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

Kin ell

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Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

The city of Hull, circa 2023.

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Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

nigwit tried to warn us

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

A part time employer can still contract 5 days a week, you should have anticipated that if it’s a busy place/understaffed

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

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Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

what are you drinking lads?
Me? Rosé. Perfect day for rosé with some grilled pork and couscous haha

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Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

grim beyond all reckoning

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

Hahaha what is that

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

literally all of britain without libtard neocons kowtowing to the blasted eu

Nathaniel Flores
Nathaniel Flores

ha gayyyyy!

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

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Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

sounds nice, you NEET?

Wine looks a bit shit (and warm) though

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

christ frogs are so bent

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

Lads how do I replace the comfort and EZ happiness that weed gave me

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Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

I'm drinking ya mam, it's a vintage, ever heard of it ?

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

aye they rotate people every so often I think, i'll cope just a shock after having a comfy desk job for a couple years

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

Reckon that if you could record the speed of my thoughts I would be the fastest land mammal

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

love reading the latest threads on nairaland
today's most popular
nairaland.com/5186120/single-mother-weds-12-years

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

arse sex (with lads)

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

nah holidays init. looks shit because it's bagged but it's alright. definitely not warm, just got out of the fridge.

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

Your catheter needs emptying from the looks of it.

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

Woah, is that your pátȉổ?

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

Purpose and drive
Best way to overcome an addiction is acc to hit the weights hard three to five days a week led, takes your mind off of it

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

personally think you barely qualify as a mammal

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

rosé? no way!

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

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Christian Morales
Christian Morales

Ngl porn is the only thing that comes close but even that is better with drugs

Is there a cheaper alternative to weed? Xans maybe?

Simply hate being sober (bang)

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

yea it's my flat on the shore. just spending a week here to relax

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

just do all the things that stoners do except without smoking and your brain will give you the same high
. eat children cereal watching cartoons play xbox just be a lazy bastard it's pretty comfy

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

Nairaland and Mumsnet and occasionally the Student Room are all good for a laugh, I particularly like how the Nigerians broken English haha

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

I knew seasideMARK posted here

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

Buy some tights

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Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

cat's being an oddcase

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

I’m NEET rn so no ps

Any effective home workouts you could link?

Are monkeys not mammal?

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

Glad Jeremy Kyle has been cancelled

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Samuel Green
Samuel Green

SAID YOUD STAB EVERY MAN IN INVASION

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

need a qt catholic gf

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

wish i could be on permanent holiday de lads

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

rekt

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Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

cool some single moda are better by far.They are homely,listening, caring and understandable than nowadays mgbeke wey go suck u dry

you're truly blind.

Thats like saying fat women are kind. THEY HAVE TO BE KIND because they don't have anything else to compete wth.

Single mothers by nature are loving because they themselves know they are USELESS.

just like broke guys love more. And ugly guys fvck harder. It's a marketing strategy. All these are WORTHLESS.

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

Did you know lads, that the right to silence and protection agianst adverse inferences is also implicit under ECHR article 6 but SOME adverse inferences are indeed possible

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

cool some single moda are better by far.They are homely,listening, caring and understandable than nowadays mgbeke wey go suck u dry

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

I try but it’s incredibly boring without

tfw no gf to steal tights from

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Colton Lopez
Colton Lopez

Dunno lad cause I’ve never done calisthenic stuff, if you stick around on /brit/ or the house for much longer you’ll end up getting a bag. Go for a jog or take a cold shower and read a book.

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

I enjoy a nice glass of white or rose on a Summer's day as much as the next man, but I generally default to beer

What to Frenchoids do?

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

Dunno what youre on about but 's mam is a top shag

James Anderson
James Anderson

Who actually liked it

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

Getting into Xanies would be far worse for you than weed.

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

mental how every day i wake up with one side of my nose blocked and it doesn't unblock itself until i take a shower

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

FUCK THAT FÁM SAY NADA

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Julian Davis
Julian Davis

Started cold showers, p based.

Live central tho so going for a jog might scare whiteys

Will have a search

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

If USELESSNESS of a lady makes her a LOVING woman, don't you think all you ladies should become useless then, cos we [guys] prefer loving girls?
To your last statement - so, u come to that conclusion from what you have experienced? cos u typed it confidently and authoritatively, like that's how it is.

wow, I like your views.

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

summer days: rosé/white/red with lunch/dinner. we drink also beer but usually not with food. like as an appetizer I guess

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

But I hate being sober :/

Crack?

Sox is a hobo lmao

Sound lad tho

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

so how about that jeremy kyle getting cancelled eh
*exhales large vape cloud*

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

a lot can be drawn from this poster

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

based

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

dont care about his steeze mans got bars

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

yeah desu we don't tend to drink beer with food unless it's at a pub or very casual restaurant

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

cheers la
*polishes off my schooner*
*walks home to catch up on seasideMark videos*

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

steeze

Brethren

Feel like I’m the only man that still uses that word

Clearly not

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

If you feel you have to be high you might as well go back to weed, anything else will be a lot worse for you long term

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

my n word

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Henry Harris
Henry Harris

Why is /brit/ so divided from liking seasidemark and hating him?

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

solving a captcher

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

what do you drink with food then? from the replies I got, it seems like you generally don't drink much wine (see the bent comments) so what do brits drink whilst eating

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

*takes a little bite of my chocolate bar*
*looks at you*
*takes a big draught of my pint*

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

for me its water

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

beer

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

willer is hard

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

Water

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 27% (-)
CON: 20% (+1)
BREX: 20% (-)
LDEM: 13% (-1)
CHUK: 6% (-1)
GRN: 4% (-1)
UKIP: 4% (+1)

via @ComRes, 10 - 12 May
Chgs. w/ 9 May

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Brody Martin
Brody Martin

see

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

Would give you a pass irl

My guy

In reality I’m just broke, soon as I get back working I will be cheifing erryday

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Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

Sometimes start to think that the jf regulars here are just like us cos they make such normal decent posts
Then they start torking about having wine with their lunch

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

bums bleeding again

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Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

sorry about that x

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

Idea: Warwick Davis posting, but with Banksy instead

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

Mum never allowed us to drink anything during meals. She said it would spoil our appetites.

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

GP lad

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

can i breed you with my poz seed?

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

Love having an ale with my meals
Then a cigarette
Then I'm out in town
Then I'm up till 5am doing speed in some random stranger's flat

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

peng ex gf lads reeeeeeeeeeeee

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Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

you mum sounds like an idiot

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

Had a terrible bout of 'roids recently. Reckon it's worse than everything bad in the world put together. It's like everything bad in the world put together has then been covered in glue and nails and jammed up your arsehole

John Watson
John Watson

Xanax is cheap think it was £5 for 2 bars last time I brought some, that was probably last summer though.
Personally I never enjoyed the high though felt good for an hour or so then I would just feel really sleepy.

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

pop a haemorrhoid suppository up there la

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

Hey, smelly pussy, stinky ass bitch, it took you so long to give me a (you),
What were you Doing? Sucking dick? Filthy low down bitch. Go clean your smelly pussy because the smell is not making you think right. Whore

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

Dave is dead

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

Idea: Warwick Davis posting, but with Doug instead

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

ach please daddy wont you take us to the drive in all six seven of us eight nine ten

Colton Green
Colton Green

normal dinner at home on a week day? water or nothing

any dinner out - wine
any 'nice' or family dinner at home - wine

t. upper-middle middle class

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

fizzy drinks and sugary drinks do spoil your appetite, my parents told me the same. but I've always been allowed a glass of wine

Angel Howard
Angel Howard

if you are dehydrated how long does it take the water to be absorbed so that youre not anymore

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Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

hate how they never stop reminding you they're there and last so long
VERY glad i have been eating lots of fibres to avoid those bastards

Matthew Robinson
Matthew Robinson

is it me or was life so much more simpler in 2012-2014

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Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

drink a bit drink of water

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

not sure what there is to dislike desu? He's a sweetheart

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

water most times, if its something like a greasy as fry-up I'll have a cuppa

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

very lower middle class

Jason King
Jason King

thats pretty much what we do here tbf. with a bit more wine during the week days.

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

i have 30 minutes ago and my piss is still dark yellow

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

drink more then

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

I'd enjoy a cuppa during lunch too I reckon

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

saw a cat in the kfc carpark earlier
wonder if he was homeless

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

do you wank with your mates in france?

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Pee clear once a year

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

Do you want any help with how to breathe as well?

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

might go for a snooze

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

it was 750 ml. i thought it would help

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

no no no! NO!

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

when we're pissed, it happens yeah

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

down a few more pints

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

yeah if im home i'll have one with sandwiches or something. fuck using the staff room kettle its shit

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

Who's getting on the pints then in this beautiful lovely weather?

I'm going to have a few bokkles when I finish studying myself deee ladsss! Exam the morn!

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

tradies in australia earn more than anyone else

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

NEET means not in employment education or trade hahaha wtfff

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

I like a cuppa with lunch or dinner

t. 40yo+ women, probably Northern

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

tradies should be hanged

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

I fucking hate this song, lad. I'm not even from here. Nearly got into a fight with someone singing it once. Thank you.

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Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

got a routine inspection tomorrow
cleaning up my studio apartment as best as i can manage

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

Did you seriously not know that? You thick knacker cunt

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

The way it should be.

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

the ((((((((((((((((((((((((saffer))))))))))))))))))))))))

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

He’s going to get pink eye

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

Fart shart niggy. Poo arse. Felch snot bastard. Shit burger. Cum lad puddle wog. Poo fart poo fart. Poo fart poo fart. Poo fart poo shart. Sweat shag cum slip. Fat arse. The pill.

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

no drinking for me my lad. Fresh start coming on strong

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

Irish experimental rap scenes taking off Zo3

youtu.be/h1J_DVutL-w

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

Reckon it’s about time women ruled the world even if it’s just to give men a break. We’ve been carrying this species on our backs since the dawn of time

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

*walks in with a fit bird*

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

how do you provide for your kid if you're unemployed

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

Yeah, I'm a kike from Hammersmith. What now?

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

Unemployment is an endless misery that has got to be constantly palliated, and especially with tea, the English-man's opium. A cup of tea or even an aspirin is much better as a temporary stimulant than a crust of brown bread.
Milk costs threepence a pint and even ‘mild’ beer costs fourpence, but aspirins are seven a penny and you can wring forty cups of tea out of a quarter-pound packet

Camden Richardson
Camden Richardson

Fresh start for me tomorra deee lad!

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

*Walks out with some runt's fit bird*

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Honestly why is the rest of the UK like 20 years behind england (whomst are 5years begins the Americans) when it come s to music/fashion

Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell

almost revealed my power level at toil

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

Really really really really want some chocolate

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

cor you've earned it la onyaaaaa
get IN there my son get itttttt

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

:^)

I wasn’t when she lived with me

used to work in banking (mortgages)
worked for network rail (emergency line)
performed music at nightclubs across cunt

Fast forward 6 months

can’t get out of bed

Life.

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

Unironically done this to my mate when he went home and left her at the club Lol

Brayden Moore
Brayden Moore

american fashion pmsl

Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

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Parker Powell
Parker Powell

Ireland’s not part of the UK you thick cunt

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

started quoting Carlyle at the monthly toilconference

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

:)

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

american fashion

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Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

TIL: I had almost 5 billion dollars in crypto for a moment

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

twitter.com/Lewpluss/status/1128391354210451458

This is what I imagine the Irish lad looks like (him on the right)

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

Irish remind me of Celtic fans who claim Rangers don’t exist

(5years begins Korea/Japan)

I buy all my clothes from SK

David Cook
David Cook

basically is tbf

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

What a scholar and a gent yer mate is haha

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

need a gf who exposes herself to strangers and gropes me in public

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

*pours bleach on your crotch*

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

toilberg gave me a voucher and there's £0.00 on it

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

I don't get it

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

Need a wife who I will correspond with purely through sexually charged handwritten letters.

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

I was just trying to get some work done and someone's come up and poured bleach on my lap.

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Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

No it isn’t

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

hey wh*Te subhumans, this guy called me a n*gger on the train so i fucked his wh*Te ass up, reminder real life isnt /pol/ wh*Tes

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Evan Smith
Evan Smith

Behind

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

Reading this carefully
fairwork.gov.au/employee-entitlements/bullying-and-harassment

Kayden Gutierrez
Kayden Gutierrez

Alright then what do you call the cluster of islands of the coast of France?

Honest

British isles?

Albion?

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

Bono is the only Irish person I know

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

Wish I knew Bono

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

Does beer alcoholism lead to the worst haemorrhoids?

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

He's a cunt...

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

have a good day de lads

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Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

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Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

im a famous actor lads

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

I don’t cluster them together, there’s the island of Ireland and the island of Britain

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

cheers you too

Robert Watson
Robert Watson

Ireland (British Dependency)

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

Mark reminds me of a baby chimpanzee

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

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Carter Hill
Carter Hill

Anyone have the old /sp/ shitizen pics?

Whish had my old HD

Had a 5gb folder of Chloe Moretz :/

Based

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

off the chart, me

Jayden White
Jayden White

Hmm I still reckon there should be a word for the group of islands

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

cheers de lad

Ryder Perez
Ryder Perez

For me its a 2 litre bottle of Tesco sugarfree cola with every meal x.

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

Hey retard the word for the group of islands as a geographical term would be the British Isles but the United Kingdom is a political union that the Republic of Ireland is not apart of, can you get that into your minuscule wog brain?

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

Had a 5gb folder of Chloe Moretz :/
should've hosted it online like I did
currys.co.uk/gbuk/household-appliances/refrigeration/fridges/333_3127_30214_xx_xx/xx-criteria.html

Chase Wood
Chase Wood

There is... Islands lol

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

Wonder how the pepsi max lad is doing

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

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Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

[spoiler]desuarchive.org/int/thread/105598576/[/spoiler]

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

Honestly knock me sick, fuck off.

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

For me it was 2006-7
None of that great recession, labour government with loads of gibs, world cup, two scorching summers

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

Would batter you into the next dimension if you dared to even breathe in my vicinity.

Landon Green
Landon Green

why is it always the manager that's barely ever in thats based lads..
ask for help on "training"
guy helps
catch him mock banging his head against the shelves like
find out later he isn't even a manager just a knob

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

What in that single drivelling post did he mean?

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

northern freak

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

should have slapped her

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

wow........................not a single one of them is hot

Not even the cheerleader effect is working on them
wUT

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