How do i get an Jow Forums bf?
How do i get an Jow Forums bf?
by kissing me
faggots are fucking annoying
Tell your experience of how you started to like men Jow Forums
be me, 3rd year in college
just got out of 5th college relationship (6th if you include my one from high school that broke up with college)
girlfriend broke up with me like all my other girlfriends
cry to my best friend
he comforts me
something “clicks” in me and I decide to just hug him
the hug feels nicer than others and he just goes with it
let go of him
swear to not date again till I’m sure I found “the one”
spend time with best friend way more than I used to when I had my gf
view him in a different light that I’m unaware of
invite him to more unorthodox shit like movies
ask him to be my prom replacement since former gf had a new prom date and I had a spare ticket
he accepts and I slightly forget about it
keep hanging out with best friend more and more
finally jokingly “kiss” him as a joke
eventually prom hits and we both wear our suits and talk with our one other friend
he asks if we’re dating and I said no while he says yes
I blush and try and deny it
turns out my best friend had similar views about me as I did him but was willing to admit it
we talk in private and he confesses he’s gay
I confess I have feelings for him which were not normal for me
we decide to leave prom early before the couple dance and head home in his Suburu
we decide to make a light pit stop as I had to pee
pee on the side of the road and he joins me
look at his dick and feel flustered while I’m peeing
eventually have a fucking hardon by the time I finish pissing
after some tired shit we decide to jerk each other off in his car
that jerkoff later ends in him leaning into me
we decide to head into the backseat of his car
he had no condom and neither did I, but he had lube in his glovebox
tfw I get raw’d by my best friend
tfw I lost my virginity to my best friend
mfw I enjoyed every second of it
mfw walked funny for the next week
you still with him?
Yes, he’s visiting his parents in Spain right now though, so I feel extra lonely
this. why are there so many gays on Jow Forums?
By posting legs.
I wish I knew
Otherwise cute story, mine was basically just jerking off to straight porn until I noticed I was focusing almost entirely on the guy and I couldn’t get off to lesbian porn at all
why does Jow Forums attract social outcasts
We called it Prom for some reason. It was more like a “Dance” but Prom sounds more romantic in my head
announcing a report
See you in three days, Zhang.
Faggots are socially accepted in every modern country, far more accepted than the genuine anons here.
Fuck off and die, you obnoxious cunts.
don't feel lonely
he'll come back soon
browsing Jow Forums
see people calling finns gay
start fagposting ironically for (You)'s
have a few laughs, nothing serious
eventually start getting turned on by the posts
start sticking fingers in my butt
start fapping to sissy hypno on /gif/
become an actual fag
FUCK OFF CUNTS
not true at all but ok whatever you say
Mèxico is a third world shithole, how would you even know?
third world yeah, but it's modern
I live in a town which forcibly expels and disowns people for showing a hint of gay