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Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

Edition: Anne Frank

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Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

hello anne

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

is /brit/ local?

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

Bad edition by a bad poster

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

Yeah I live quite near

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

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Same reason many men go into psychology and the same reason it’s been meme’d to the high heavens, they see it on CSI or Law and Order and think hmmm that looks interesting and enrol for psychology and now it’s an oversaturated degree full of unemployable runtoid pseuds

Psychiatry is the real degree, psychology is for floundering pseudo-intellectuals

Elijah Perez
Elijah Perez

youtube.com/watch?v=AIJyBd4JgAw&t=89s

Crigger Nacker Films

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

haters gonna comfort-ate

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

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Skate 3 was the best vidya of all time

Objectively

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

Biscuit pic has inspired me. Going to steal away to the toilkitchens and acquire a packet of digestives.

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

Psychology
Ahhh so you were too stupid for law?

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

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Evan Harris
Evan Harris

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Relevant, the gender pay gap cafe in Melbourne closed its doors recently after two years in business.

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Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

Law
Physics
Further maths

Masterrace

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

fucking split posters
can I get an honest answer to this very serious question:
what's the situation with Israel?

are they illegally occupying land? what's the history of the region and the Palestinians? is there a viable solution or will this conflict just go on forever?
and anything else you'd like to add

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Edition: Anne Frank

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

It’s all bullshit anyway most of it isn’t even provable

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

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Carter Baker
Carter Baker

Mental how I've been a heavy internet user since 2002-ish but never lost an argument or been proven wrong.

William Miller
William Miller

Israel is based and you should stand with them like I do

James Carter
James Carter

you'll never be a comfy sumo wrestler

Why live?

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Austin Martin
Austin Martin

ah yes

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

People who enrol for psychology literally get all their knowledge surrounding the subject from American TV and have a very rudimentary understanding of what it is

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

your A levels
for me, it was Maths, Further Maths and Physics
the incel trifecta

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

youtu.be/dhKd18Bmtu4?list=PLtiZDRhVuHtc_nI2-okLRW8gIiYNUaMcZ

Fucking kek the mum of this nonce lets the hunters into her house and they read out the chatlogs in their fucking living room.

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Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

Wanted to be a plastic surgeon after watching Nip/Tuck 2bqh.

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

0 friend online

Xbox dead

Michael Martin
Michael Martin

didn't she kill herself after her bf was arrested?

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

Holy fuck how have you hung yourself yet?

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

The Belt and Road Initiative, the “modern Silk Road”, is expected to cost up to $8 trillion and is being built along six main economic corridors to be completed by 2049. This series of Infrastructure, trade, and investment projects is going to link China to more than 70 countries, accounting for more than a third of world GDP, two thirds of the world’s population and three quarters of all known energy reserves.

Italy joined a few months back, New Zealand just last week.

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Blake Wood
Blake Wood

Israel is a violent ethnostate sponsored by the Americans to keep the wider region divided and unstable

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

It's a literal psuedo-science. Psychiatry, Psychology, Therapy and everything else relating to the human mind.

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Listen to The Martyrmade podcast series on it, it’s about 15 hours but it’s the most in depth and unbiased account I’ve seen.
Came out thinking birth sides are just as bad as one another but if anyone is to blame it’s us.

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

psychology is an academic field in crisis
they need to burn it down and start over

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

Tochi's year la

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

Sigmund Freud was the biggest fraud in the 20th century

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

How dry are your ovaries, he asked

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Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

Brethren

I know I get memed for being a dumb nig but I honestly got an A* in physics without dropping a single mark

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

based

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

remember years ago during my time on /b/ there was this idea for us all to make fake facebook accounts and raid facebook groups. I remember one of the fake facebook profiles had a profile with very similar pics, all looking like this anne frank girl except the profile was a lot older than all of the other Jow Forums profiles and we would speak for ages and I just could never tell if I was actually speaking to a girl or not. Although now that I think about it, it definitely was a girl and I wish I attempted to sling one up her.

Would quite like a qt Jow Forums gf

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

Ya mam's too stupid

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

Maths, physics, psychology, chemisty (dropped after first year), further maths (dropped after 2 months)

Only really regret not insta-dropping Chem and not keeping further maths going

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

Doxxable info

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

thanks for the recommendation

Mason Smith
Mason Smith

What about Lacan

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

Then how come you’re an unemployable bennie scrounging nigwit

Ayden Jones
Ayden Jones

grim stuff

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

China really is going to dominate the next few centuries. Mad to think how it’s all the yanks fault for moving all their industry to China giving them a Hugh boost.

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

I for one welcome our Chinese overlords

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

remember at school they used to hold me down and drool into my mouth until i cried

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

zoey just got told to jog on and blog on in the old thread

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

Maths (A*), Chemisty (A*), Physics (A) and Economics (A*).

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

sick

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

Britain gave Mandatory Palestine to the jews, Nazi Germany wrote an agreement to send them there (Haavara Agreement), etc.

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

Used to get stabbed in the neck with chisels quite a lot at school

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

What's her name, lad?

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Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

So many STEMcels ITT

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

How insecure is she?

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

reminder trump's dad sent him to military school because of undiagnosed autism that gave him a dangerous combination of a seeming lack of empathy and sperg strength

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

what

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

We only had one rule in my schoolyard
1. No powershots on the first volley
Simple as

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

haha fucking M*n cannot handle the fact of a strong successful woman

David Campbell
David Campbell

Don't know if I even did A levels haha just wanted to get a degree innit

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

Ever notice that every single protest women do is literally just them bragging under a veil of social justice?

I'M A DR. NOT A MISS.
I GET SLUT SHAMED FOR BEING ATTRACTIVE
TEAR DOWN THE PATRIARCHY BECAUSE MEN GO WILD WHEN THEY SEE ME AND START HOOTING AND HOLLERING LIKE ANIMALS CUZ IM SO HOT

Joshua Mitchell
Joshua Mitchell

Genuinely rather incensed by how the yanks got hold of Norf FC memes and ran them inti the ground within weeks

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

non-stem gimps should be arrested

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

*enters thread*

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Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

Going to be making a post about potties and snotties in the next 8 minutes.

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

Used to have this really fucking fit teacher and I remember how she would flirt with me, used to do debating and stuff and she would take us up, she would sometimes grab my arm and squeeze it or feel me up (I was built then, I still am) some other way when we were joking about. Wish I fucked her, she was married with kids.

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

AHhhhh yes, everyone on /brit/ got top marks on their a level exams and ended up failed normies! Classic! Love this episode *grabs the popcorn*

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

Aussie lads: what does 'never dog your mates' mean? Never grass or never backstab or something?

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

Our rule was simply "no blasters" but once the goalkeeper lad started bringing keeper gloves, blasters were back on the menu.

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

having a guava rubicon

Connor Barnes
Connor Barnes

Gonnae pop off tae th' wee tesco lads want anything

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

Hello Luke Skywalker haha

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

China really is going to dominate the next few centuries. Mad to think how it’s all the yanks fault for moving all their industry to China giving them a Hugh boost.

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Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

four lads held me down and drooled what seemed like litres of spit into my mouth until i was crying or sick was literally spewing out the side of my mouths onto their hands, this happened like once a month

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

STEMcels should be imprisoned

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

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Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

Never happened mate, no way anybody could get away with something severe like that, you’d just report it.

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

Didn't realize but there was always an air of disingenuity about those *brap*

David Rogers
David Rogers

Ayy

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Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

Yeah more or less, it also means to make sure you join when the lads go out

But it's also about not doing dog acts in general like make sure you shout your mate a round at the pub if he's done the same for you

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

Used to do bully beatdowns on a lad simply because his dad used to make him carry all his schoolwork in a gay littlr briefcase rather than an Eastpak rucksack.

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

What makes her strong?

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

you’d just report it.
snitches get stitches

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Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

Have sex mate

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

did a wank to a girl wanking last night then wanked to a boy wanking this morning. what does it mean lads

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

Me in the audience top left

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

no idea

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Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

That's awful, for some reason I thought you meant teachers.

Yeah so fucked lad sorry to hear, don't think that would have ever happened at my school

Brandon White
Brandon White

Cheers Bruco

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

If some lads drooled a litre of saliva into my mouth at school (they wouldn’t dare, I was a predatory animal who silenced my enemies through the art of violence) you’d better believe I’d report it

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

Genuinely belive History is the most important subject and should be emphasised more than Maths or the Sciences
If you want to have any understanding of the world today you need to know your history.

Too bad the history curriculum in this country is pozzed to shit, why the fuck we are taught about the American civil rights movement here when we have so much of our own history is beyond me

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

The Chinese century will begin any year now

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

means you're a perverted freak and should get cancer and die

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

Refuse to believe this happened, too bizarre and disgusting.

James Miller
James Miller

the palestine state was established after WW1 when britain and france carved up the lands the Ottomans lost when it collapsed. In WW1 a rothschild zionist jew asked the PM if he could have some land to create a jewish ethnostate or something similar so they were given a bit of palestine. Now in ancient texts its isreal to the jews but on the map it was palestine home to muslims who had lived there for centuries under ottoman rule.

The jews were only given a little bit of land and they had to be friendly with the muslims but after WW2 jews swarmed israel and their settlements were growing larger but britains mandate to control palestine was over by 1947(?) so the jews and muslims went to war a few times which israel won each time cementing their control and dominance further each time. Really the isrealis want the muslims out altogether but obviously nobody else considers that a viable solution so for the foreseeable future it looks like it will just go on

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

have a polo just like that

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

and they had this fucking game called "Silly Jims" or something where they would come up behind me and wiggle a pinky as far up my ass as possible literally horrendous pain

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

F

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

Me?
I got mediocre alevels but ended up studying at third best uni for my highly competitive field through pure finesse

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

Just shut the fuck up lad, stop the LARP. You are a timid freak

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

Me in the pink

William James
William James

would team up with

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

Read an interesting in the economist I can't seem to find now, but it gave me a different perspective that's stayed with me. In most of human history, China/India/the far east have been the leaders of civilisation, culture, technology, the most populous, the most affluent.

The last few hundred years, particularly with the industrial revolution starting in Europe, put the west much further than them, but this coming century is seeing us sort of return to the status quo. They seem to have missed the industrial revolution by a few hundred years.

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Eli Miller
Eli Miller

Dont get this joke because I was playing football instead of watching Star Trek like a nerd lol

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

Your bare arse? We used to go up behind people and shove a pen or bottle up their arse but they had their trousers on obviously

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

no worries

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

If you want to have any understanding of the world today you need to know your history.
why the fuck we are taught about the American civil rights movement
Practice what you preach, simpleton

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

We used to dack eachother and laugh at whoever didn't have boxers on

William Bell
William Bell

dont care

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

Lads now dream market is gone where do I go to buy shrooms?

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Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

reporting the weedman: snitch
reporting abuse and violence: not snitch
simple as

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

love girl cummies and boys cummies. . drown me in it

Henry Long
Henry Long

I’m not LARPing, battered many lads in my schooldays, sort of calmed down around A levels because all my rowdy pals got dropped after GCSE. I’m sorry your mouth got spat in mate.

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

people in power know how powerful history can be which is why its so prominent, yet also so full of half truths and hearsay to support the public agenda

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

reporting abuse and violence: not snitch

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Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

anglo wimp afraid of an unrestrained Gaelic warhound

Jack Price
Jack Price

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Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

Just stop the fucking larping mate nobody cares blog on and jog on

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

remember that lad who was held down and got repeatedly toe punted in the bollocks until he started getting testicular torsions and panic attacks

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

only because we self handicapped ourselves
if we used the same policies they did we’d far and away ahead of them

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

I was the changing rooms undisputed boxing champ

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

is this the single most embarrassing video on the internet?

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

we used to still lads towels and laugh at their chodes haha

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Yer mam says its a different story when she gets ravaged by me in the bedroom

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

doing kraut duolingo lessons at toil

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

You demonstratively care sweetie x
Sorry if my nostalgiac school anecdotes brought back traumatic memories of you getting spat on and beat up lol

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

Snapping towels at eachother, good days

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

Cant remember the name of the game we played but people would clasp both hands together but with the index and middle fingers extended and would jab people's gooches. One lad did it to a fit woman teacher and almost got expelled haha there was a word you'd say when you did it but I've forgot it

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

It’s important but it shouldn’t be given priority over our own history. The British Empire isn’t mentioned once in our current secondary school curriculum.
For most people secondary school history is all they learn

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

you need sectioning

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

We had this mad little game where someone would stealthily get on all 4s behind an unsuspecting lad, then whoever he was talking to would be mandated to push him backwards so he fell on his arse. Turned out to be all fun and games on the pitches, but if you do that on concrete you can put people in hospital with cracked skulls.

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

utterly based

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Parker Ward
Parker Ward

blog on and jog on nobody cares

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

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Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

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Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

tinted windows in the back of the whip that's good money spent

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

shes dead mate

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

Me personally? Was the undisputed mercy champion of New South Wales. Duel me and get your fingers bent back, simple as.

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

an interesting fellow

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

yer mam doesn't think so

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

This. Peoples “feelings” should not be deciding policy

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

in PE we used to go behind lads and pull their shorts and undies down and laugh at their small penis

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

Ah Shit, Here We Go Again

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Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

Potty snotty dotty
Gotty rotty plotty
Drotty flotty spotty

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

i am the walrus

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

you bent a lot of lads through the years mate?

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Ah yes I know this game well, never heard of it being done to a teacher. When I first came into the school there was a rampaging bull called tony who choked a female teacher against a wall for confiscating his iPod.

Just love recounting my school days.

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

wee chinless roaster

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

Some girl did this to me once but I'm hung and have been my whole life so I actually got compliments. Most succesful I've ever been with women

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Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

Just really hate Doug

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

JFC. Imagine unironically wearing that tache.

Jose King
Jose King

yeah remember that happening all the time, but usually they'd just pull shorts down so it was just undies

The one time it happened and the lad wasn't wearing undies everyone went mental

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

the best part about being a manlet is watching towering trannies visibly seethe with jealous rage at how small you are

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Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

Yeah.
Had a lot of gay sex with them too.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

Humming wee goth

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

I think it looks very classy.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

yer mam's got no chin

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

Just remembered my IT class making up some rumour that everyone else was getting out of classes because it was the last day or something and the fit IT teacher asked me if it was true because I was the quiet, shy slacker that she trusted. Got all the lads out of class for 2 hours but I had no friends to go to so I stayed with the teacher and chatted for those 2 hours. She was really nice and pretty.

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

Reckon anything'll happen?

James Torres
James Torres

Bet I'm shorter than you

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

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Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

when i was in primary school some lad kept knocking my food out of my hand every lunchtime so my dad told me to punch him in the face
ended up scrapping with your man and we both got suspended

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

was friends with teachers
Absolutely no surer sign of a strumstrum

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

In primary school a lad in our class was talking to a group of girls in the playground and somebody bagged him and everyone started pissing themselves at his minuscule baby primary school pre pubescent willy

I’m cracking up so hard thinking about it, the lad literally let out an autistic yelp and chased the other kid about hahaha

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

Lad got expelled for telling the teacher that his sister had "nigger nipples" once haha

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

Anne Frank's house was a big letdown for me last year I went. I expected a more disturbing place surrounded by ancient memories

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

someone had this happen to them during the first mixed-genders sex education lesson in my school

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

Me? Definitely. The US will false-flag some attack and then go in guns blazing. Lots of dead Americans, lovely propaganda.

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

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Asher Carter
Asher Carter

dunno but Germany and Netherlands are pulling out their missions from Iraq too

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

Gearoid

James James
James James

bit gay

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

yeah the old school days

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

My 8th grade music teacher had an arm tattoo of written in the Elvish language from LOTR.

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

Fucking hell, nigger nipples, that got a laugh out of me

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

well I'm 5'7
but today on my travels I saw 5 trannies, all towering over me, one of them was at least 6'4

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Adam Watson
Adam Watson

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Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

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John Flores
John Flores

Hope you got out a guitar and played the chorus of Psycho Killer

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

Feel sorry for lads who’s school life was hellish, I loved it. Time of my life.

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

oh, shit

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

here we all are
the lads

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Adam Scott
Adam Scott

william

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

just won £2750 on pokerstars and i feel nothing

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

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you wake up in britain

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

Although I had a good laugh at school I certainly don't miss waking up at 7am every day and being stuck there for 6 hours. Especially since you had teachers that were just plain cunts on a power trip

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

his minuscule baby primary school pre pubescent willy
I’m cracking up so hard thinking about it
nonce

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

what a character

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

Don't have a musical bone in my body sadly
They called me Off Key Kevin

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

5'2 me
Used to be 5'1
Well obviously I used to be a matter of inches when I was born but I was 5'1 until a few years ago
Nobody I've asked can explain it

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

yeah school was great craic I used to love going in

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

when is this bullshit fad gonna die? when the fat, dumb, bitches get old and lazy?

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

yikes imagine peaking in primary school

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

But that’s what was so funny it was literally an inch and a half if even

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

yer mam had the time of her life last night when we both reached climax

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

I'll take it off your hands if you don't want it

nah jk mate enjoy your cash

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

Like his beard tbf

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

Remember when a cocky little toad of an irish kid joined the school, acting like he was the big I AM, and we bullied him relentlessly til his parents moved house for a different school district. It was the girls getting in on the bullying that really broke him.

Justin King
Justin King

MOooOoOooVvee you horrible cunt

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James Moore
James Moore

brilliant

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

Wish I was dumb af

Life would be ez

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

sober from weed today, feel all sad and teary, keep thinking about my ex gfs and how i miss being with them. need weed asap

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Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

ah wait they've just suspended training not pulled out embassy staff

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Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

Never really had the issue of a power tripping teacher, a couple weirdo control freaks but for the mostpart if I got told off it was completely warranted.

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

I certainly don't miss waking up at 7am every day and being stuck there for 6 hours.
sounds like toil

I know this gay chav drug dealer who's about that height
massive powertwink

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

"yeah haha fucking hell lads i really loved school haha definitely wasn't picked on lmao thank god i wasn't a virgin freak that got picked on?"

Jesus wept, these Irish lads are trying so hard aren't they?

Ryan Morgan
Ryan Morgan

mate that was an exceptional webm thank you for sharing

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

was 6’ in year 9
grew facial hair at 14

why did i age so quick lads?

Benjamin James
Benjamin James

where can you see that many trannies? good lord

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

Did you concoct this fantasy before or after the lads held you down and spat in your mouth?

Brody Gonzalez
Brody Gonzalez

good thing your parents had the foresight to christen you that

James Scott
James Scott

Is the Irish lad who's sixth form teacher got sparked out at leavers by some other lads present? My fucking god, that was the funniest shit. Something similar happened at my sixth form leavers when we were getting drunk

Juan Green
Juan Green

give us a tenner lad

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

Your evolution decided now was your best chance to knock up a girl and pass on your jeans

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

I wish I was born in any other Western European country

Connor Green
Connor Green

5’2
refuse to believe this is even possible
are you asian

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

that’s hottttt

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

Difference between school and toil is that at least toil pays you and with effort you can progress to hold some sort of authority of your own

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

youtube.com/watch?v=KBV0thnbfYY

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Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

howling

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

Remember making a reference to fisting to my fit English teacher and she smirked. Rode that high for months.

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

I can understand why having a good time at school would be inconceivable to a virgin outcast such as yourself, I’m being completely genuine m8

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

ahah

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

right mate I'm placing you under a citizens Arrest under section 24A for this comment .

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

Start watching sumo.

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Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

pass on your jeans
Classic lad nice one

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

You're just exaggerating it to the point of disbelief though, I don't understand it... School was shite

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

Memememememe

Don’t do it tho lad

Women are trash

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

Actually enjoyed secondary school for the most part, don’t think I will ever laugh so hard again.
Could be shit at times though but I made some solid friends for life

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

got these through the door

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Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

My history teacher sparked out a homeless cunt for trying to harass the lads at the bus stop. He was already everyone's favourite teacher but after that people were making Facebook pages dedicated to his right hook and he leaned right into the joke, the absolute lad.

Kayden James
Kayden James

It's the most watchable combat sport I think
Quick, to the point, easy to understand, lots thrills and spills.

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

can't get laid so I'm just gonna donate my levi's to the nearest Dorothy House

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

Ehhh what have I exaggerated? I haven’t exaggerated anything, why don’t you just fuck off and stop hounding others you obsessive little freak. It was shite because you got bullied mercilessly and that’s why you’re spouting cheeky subversive vitriol on /brit/ like a little bitch.

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

Agree with this post but yeah glad to have moved on regardless

You don't want to peak in high school anyway

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

school was class I used to go in there and just have a laugh with the boys

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

manchester

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

All the black and Asian kids (about 15) in my year formed a gang

We were also the first year at our school as it was brand new

Was based

Levi King
Levi King

i hope boston wins the cup this year

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

unironically didn’t turn up for a day of school throughout year 8 and 9, had social services at my house numerous times as well as counsellors but they let me off cos i was depressed

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

Year 7-9 were too awkward and hormonal for me
Year 10 and 11 were absolutely amazing

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

Would vote for Tommy for a laugh, not like my vote matters.

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

A motley pack of rubbery lipped wogs and stinking curry niggers

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

lol

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Sebastian James
Sebastian James

what was it like coming back for year 10 then

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

No just genetically disadvantaged

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

Sounds like prison

Miss the lad banter

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

fake name and supports israel, can't vote for him

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

Did my best laughing at uni with a girl I met there but then she asked me out and it went to shit in a hurry and led to me cutting her from my life despite her attempts to stay in touch after uni ended haha she always talked about how she regrets ever telling me about her feelings because it ruined our friendship haha

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

Coz you're making it out to sound like you had this spectacular experience when really everyone else after and before you has had similar experiences all over the world? Everyone has done something similar and loves to reminicse anyway.

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

are you currently peaking?

Levi Price
Levi Price

How many suicides (and mandatory anti-suicide school assemblies after the fact) did your school have?

Angel Roberts
Angel Roberts

Based and sumopilled

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Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

And we called ourselves Black Gang lmao

Anyone could get it

We ran the school

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

That's a good question

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

I loved school. Fun times with the mandem. Good times with the galdem. Mint camaraderie sharing the yoke of Teachberg. Shagging, smoking, pinting. What an era.

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

was alri i had mates at school n that i was just an ADHD little mong that hated being confined in a classroom

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

My mate actually saw his fit college teacher down the pub one night a few years after finishing.
The madman actually went up to her and said he had always found her hot and asked if she was single.
She replied “awww thank you user you are a bit young for me, but you were lovely and I would have considered it if you were older”
Made his night

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

And what of it? Why are you contesting that you utter mule? Fuck off and get off my back you little know it all creep?

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

Christian kid got ran over after church and the whole school pretended they were his best friend

His older brother was in my year, sound as fuck lad

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

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Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

0 interestingly enough

We did have a bunch of anti-suicide assemblies cause other schools in the area had suicides and the school knew they had friends there

Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

brand new school
One of the walls in our school was full of names etched throughout history. Literally a century old "signature". Love history.

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

I hope it ruins your day x

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

None

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

What else is she going to say? Be a bit awkward if she went on him. Can tell you were the daft little sperg virgins of school

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

one lad burned to death with his entire family at their home literally a month or two after graduation

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

Personal belief is that the people on here who always say 'everyone who posts about banter and having fun at school is larping because they were bullied' were theirselves bullied and are projecting. Don't bully me for this, lads: it's my tuppence, and I'll stick by it.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

you fucking bitch MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY

David Hall
David Hall

Wouldn’t have liked getting mogged by yr 11s whilst in yr7 tho

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

Why? Cause your school stories sound utter dogshit and we've heard it all a million times before you bogtrotting Green clover picking tosser

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

risky eight clicks but it paid off

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

Had a bio teacher who only lasted half a term, if that.
Was a proper lad's man, he was from somewhere North, definitely not a southerner or Londoner, but he loved Spain and would always go off on tangents talking about it.
He was also one of those old school misogynists as well. Not the malicious kind, but the looking down on women as not really belonging in the sciences, not as smart as men etc etc
Eventually had to leave because all the girls in class complained about him and he got in a fight with the physics teacher who was an uptight older woman from the south I think, accent bordering on RP. Called her an ignorant woman or something.
All the guys in class loved him though.

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

drop 1 min in

youtube.com/watch?v=I0wgco7-NW8

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Mason Flores
Mason Flores

wow very hot take there sherlock

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

REMINDS me our school had a 'gang' made up of the Sudanese refugee blokes and the Indians. They called themselves BST (Brown Side Thugs) and wrote raps and stuff, but their leader was this skinny slav lad with eczema.

Mental thinking back

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

The spanish teacher tried to hang himself but thats it really

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

You’re not wrong

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

This 100%

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

worst part of school was the schoolwork and the hours upon hours of sitting half asleep or working on pointless assignments, which everyone always forgets about years post-grad

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

I warned you. Don't be rude to me or there'll be consequences.

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Na we all lost our virginity’s around 14/15 like normal people

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

I ran a lucozade selling operation when I was at school
could make at least £150 a day from that
school had to crack down on it though because apparently "it's illegal"

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

It didn't but thanks for being polite about it there la

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

can't believe how british this /brit/ thread is
a very rare sight indeed

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

the nigger didn't experience first year day
Absolute state

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

Lmaoooo we had the eczema paki as well but they were bottom of the rung

blacks and mixed
Indians
couple wigs
POWER GAP

pakis

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

dogshit
And there’s our culprit, unironically get your head checked out you fucking wingnut, you have mental problems

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

*pulls my kegs down and flashes my arse in your general direction*
wahay

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

Ahhhhh ahah course you fucking did.... Shagging each other were yous?

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

My school was 99% white so didn’t have any of these weird ethnic gangs you lads are on about.
Had two black kids and they were both brother and sister that’s it.

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

Yeah my whole year was also full of self entitled little cunts because of which

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Went to a very characterful school - half tarq, half povvo, reflected in my being half-tarq and half-povvo - and therefore have oodles of incredible stories, but daren't share a one in case any of my academates are here, which I've always suspected

Christopher White
Christopher White

tis such a pleasure to see you down the local perchance professor, you complete me fine lady

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

Culprit? What the fuck are you on about you wee fucking nutter? You're the one that needs to get his head checked, ginger pubed rat

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

Jeremy Kyle Show: 1 suspected suicide in 3320 episodes - ITV cancel it indefinitely.

Love Island: 2 suspected suicides in 148 episodes - not cancelled by ITV.

All about views and money.

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

Surely you've got some broad-stroke stories that wouldn't identify you personally?

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

Broad City is my guilty pleasure, mmm

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

How many lads shit themselves at your school? Can think of 2 that shit themselves and one of them shit himself twice. The one who shit himself just the once had borrowed the teacher's textbook and she asked for it back and he just fucking chucked it at her because he couldnt stand up. He missed her and she demanded he pick it up off the floor and he had to expose his shit stained arse bending over haha

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

I ran an arse selling operation when I was at school could make at least £150 a day from that.
school had to crack down on it though because apparently "it's bent"

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

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desuarchive.org/int/thread/105600642/Jow Forumsthread/105600642#p105600642
desuarchive.org/int/thread/105600642/Jow Forumsthread/105600642#p105600642
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Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

This one fat scruffy ginger spacker that nobody liked, shit his kegs and never heard the end of it for the entirety of year 11

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

must have been funny in hindsight that gang

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

biggest ethnic divide at my school was Irish vs Italians since it was a catholic school and most people were in one camp or the other

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

they were both brother and sister
would be a bit weird if only one of them was
like looking like one of The Pretenders

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

remember every friday we all used to meet up on some derelict alotments that you could sneak into and we coined it ‘shit pit’ cos there was dog shit everywhere, for about 3 years (13-16) we’d all meet up there drinking white lightning caestrol supers smoke mayfairs unironically lost my virg to a grim chavette there

Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

was

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

holy fucking PENG

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