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about to go to nashville lads

the fuck is on her foot? a wine stain?

Did that when the clocks went forward and just blamed it on that

is this the long-awaited return of toast wanker?

Did it though

Pooed myself once on holiday, never at school. Knew a girl who had a wee in assembly though

Are we gonna get to see the footage of the jeremy kyle 'cide show at all lads?

That would be kino af

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Oi lads send me a tenner for a dra

Safe

youtu.be/schQzpocuos

Based Anglo lad taking out the bogwog trash.

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youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU

Don’t remember anyone shitting themselves.
Remember one kid got caught wanking in chemistry class though

Art class was a bludge in every school I attended

remember every friday we all used to meet up on some derelict alotments that you could sneak into and we coined it ‘shit pit’ cos there was dog shit everywhere, for about 3 years (13-16) we’d all meet up there drinking white lightning caestrol supers smoke mayfairs unironically lost my virg to a grim chavette there in year 9

Yes.

the fuck do you think?

Now this is proper scrapping this

I did it once but thankfully I was on break and managed to get to the office and phone home for new pants before anyone could see.

no im just an alcoholic so i spend all my money on booze and don't get to buy much food

i once ate rice and bisto for dinner

post details bruv I've got you

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ITV aren't going to air it, best we can hope for is someone leaking it. Apparently there was a lot of crying and the guy who had a 'cide fell to the floor in despair when the lie detector results came in.

Lads now dream market is gone where do I go to buy shrooms?

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And yet you’ve never raised a fist in your life you wetwipe

I once knew a girl,
Or should I say, she once knew me...
Sat in assembly,
Then suddenly, she's done a wee...
I took a big sniff,
Isn't it good? Sniff sniff sniff sniff...

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here comes the terror
here comes the storm
here comes the terror
here comes the storm

the lad filming looks half paki

they never taught you anything remotely related to art theory anyway
least they could do would be to give you a basic grounding

anyone else have to take dance lessons at secondary school from year 7-9?

Don't have a strop will you lad? not like you know him

here comes the sun

any major supermarket, even Tesco has them fancy long ones these days

The inner crackhead in me wants to take the risk

No.

Ah yes, northerners

yeah mate remember when the teacher would dish out eccies as well? good times

JFC, how many Lurpaks do you go through in a month, lad?

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Remember at the International School I attended one of the girls had to get her stomach pumped from drinking too much. She would have been 14 or something at the time.

Keep living vicariously through some scummy chav on youtube you sad little boy

here come the drums
here come the drums

released as 'The Jeremy Kyle Show too sick for TV' the ultimate never before seen box set with extended eps in ten years time.

Bubbling.

Remember one girl in the year below with the second name Fish had a pic of her hairy vag sent all around the school.
She got labelled “fishy fanny” after that, her mum was an administrator who worked at the school so even she found out about it lmao.

Did anyone else have 1-2 muslim lads in primary school who always had to leave assembly early because you always sung vaguely christian songs like "Don't Be Grumpy" and they weren't allowed to sing along?

Just remembered the time the fat lad in school sat on a stool in science and the legs literally banana peeled out like a cartoon because he was so fat.

Cannot be trusted to work on my own lads. Cannot stop cramming bickies in my gobhole and tippy typing away on the /brit/phone

All it takes is a suicide to get a show taken off the air.

youtube.com/watch?v=d_T_LAmYOuY

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why would you buy them? shroom seasons not too far now and unless you’re a city runt its 1000x better to go picking and they grow fucking everywhere, if you cant wait until then buy a grow kit

When I worked night shifts I used to just blaze weed and sleep

No wonder network rail is such a shambles

Was the only person manning the line at night

Reckon bare peeps died

followed through on a fart once in school lunch time, was so embarrassed I didnt tell anyone and just say through double art with a pooey bum. Fuck knows how it didnt smell and I didnt get found out but I made it and nobody knows about it to this day

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Same I’m straight on my phone as soon as I’m left unsupervised

Got called hoity-toity at Selfridges

Remember a girl who got shagged by two boys at once and bragged about it in 8th grade. She wasn't even a slaggy type, just dorky and probably overcompensating.

Stocked up for the week.

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Where??

Sounds pretty comfy at least

lass from our school had a solo vid getting spread around of her doing some awkward strip tease that ended with her finger blasting her self with some very unflattering close ups

literally every lad was trying to hit on her after

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Quite guy at my uni killed himself today, literally nobody in my course cares.

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bit inappropriate

she loves me
she loves me not

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They grow in fields with a lot of cow shit pretty well, especially on hills.

Was ultimate comfy

Made like £13 hr to sleep

Will never find a job as good as that again

i know you’re lying cos i work for national rail and drug tests are mandatory

how will the world end?

Now imagine how different it would be if he were a girl

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this says a lot about our society

I have allergic reactions to hazel nuts
Just swollen lips and a tight throat itchy

Based Owen Jones for once.

Call centre isn’t ran by NR themselves

It’s 100% true

Used to get reports of u lads being drunk on the job

>tfw city runt
although I have heard they grow in richmond park although I am not sure, How do you find them anyway?

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I stand with Jezza Kyle

Really enjoy yank-free threads.
Just imagine how they would have barged in with school stories about guns and racial hatred. Truly don't belong here.

just go picking with someone who knows what they’re doing

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If more Conservatives respected Jeremy Corbyn like they do Jeremy Kyle...

only just discovered the Stickies app
find it really useful

>tfw 2 muslims kids in whole of primary school
>tfw 1/3 of my year is muslim in secondary

Always amuses me how ideologues are capable of taking a reasonable and accurate point then extropolating it's meaning with little-to-no good reasoning into something that fits their political ideology.

Shor's bones, got a great gout of wind trapped in the bowels all of a sudden

We all need to savour these moments. There literally isn't a single yank in the thread - its madness.

once pissed my pants while we were queuing up for music and everyone could smell and people were going "WHO PISSED THEMSELF"
tall girl straight up sniffed my crotch and shouted that it was me but no-one believed her and they all kept looking around and asking lmao

do you only pick psychotic mushrooms or ones for cooking as well?

only just discovered the Grindr app
find it really useful

nah they helped us dance better

>I agree with Owen Jones

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How is he so based?

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ugh chad leave me alone!!! I'll tell my big bro on you chad and h-h-he's got a g-g-gun!!