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>getting married in a church
DEMAND a latina gf
gréggs haute cuisine
what does this have to do with american culture?
lLad I have a child and was a top shagger
Trust me. Women offer nothing of value
Whish there was an alternative that wasn’t fucking gay
Ah yes, the drunken missus having a meltdown at 3am
Got called a nonce in Toys 'R' Us again lads
we get it ur not 190
all i see is 'melt'
Run
One user vehemently thinks contrary
>has a child and posts on /brit/
oh no no no
fuck off you cunt
baka desu senpai
WOAH...
I don’t see the child cam on
Realised 23 was a bit young to be a da
:P
that's cute desu
the toilman's complexion
very tsundere
Accidentally revealed my power level when a colleague saw me type without having to look at the keyboard at work today ;/
business idea: harry potter but everyone is a wog
Lmao no it fucking isn’t
Bet you’ve never had a gf
Psychotic women are good shags but nothing more
Do not wife.
how are you "supposed" to type then? to be socially acceptable
Me as r Hazza
why yes, I did officially resign from toil this week
after being to my fair share, I can say weddings without a church are just glorified parties
it's a religious ceremony at the end of the day, why bother if you're not doing it properly?
so fucking bored what the fuck do I do
*Wils and kate and all the lads die in a plane crash*
Arise, King Archie.
index fingers only
neck at 90 degrees
I have had several, many have text me drunk late at night saying they love me, is cute
you sound like a delinquent little runt, don't respond to me ever again
Me.
Want to play some Apex (Xbox)?
>it's a religious ceremony at the end of the day
bizarre opinion to hold
Who is this semen demon?
I like psycho women cause I'm a bit psycho myself ygm?
This doopin' cottage pie needs to HURRY UP
cor imagine
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Mog my toilmates into oblivion on the typing front. Matey wants me to be a court stenographer. Mum has always wanted me to write a novel. I don't care what I do, because nothing I do will ever, ever rend justice unto Nigwit.
>demon
good description
I'm an old-fashioned, traditional bloke
bizarre to have a secular "wedding"
like what's even the point?
>it's a religious ceremony at the end of the day
poo is a bit messier than i would have liked
>girl text you in the middle of night drunk to say she loves you
95% chance she just cheated on you and was trying to quell feelings of guilt
No
100%
I'd say who hurt you but it's pretty obvious haha
this is 4channel and NOT Jow Forums
NSFW material is strictly prohibited
lets all laugh at russia
a tv series
I really have to agree with G-Zizz on this one
youtube.com
the girlfriend
LUCIEN ON MY VISON THATS THE ONLY THING THATS TRAN
It literally is, mong
I cheated on the gf and did exactly this
Shaggers would know, honestly
if it were up to me, bent "marriage" would still be called civil partnership
atleast 25 of the posts in this thread have been 190
Was there any country that had gay marriage in the ol' days? I know japs in the past had samurai with their personal boytoys to shag when the mood took them but I don't think they actually married them, same with spartans.
B&Rshagger
though I already have a gf, I want a black one
Na my gf does this every time shes drunk
because marriage is about bloodline and kin-bonds first and foremost historically and you can't have kids with a man
It's just a willy and baps la
Just molecules mate
Scratched my face up with a safety razor
for me? For me it's four pints, two cigs and a packet of pork scratchings
Where? Point them out so I can mpg him off
He’s literally shook
Same, miss having a black gf
No
What did happen though was pseudo-romantic same-sex relationships where girls especially would sort of court each other until they were married
idiot
Had a good wee chuckle at that haha
Why don’t you go out with her?
Maybe you’re special and you’re gf is a saint
Maybe she hasn’t literally fucked another guy
But it is 100% based on guilt
No, marriage was always purely a property arrangement - it determined the legitimacy of children and the legality of inheritance. It had absolutely nothing to do with 'love'. Homosexual relationships were the complete opposite. They had no legal standing because they obviously couldn't produce children, but were seen as superior expressions of romantic love in societies which practised them.
I've somehow regressed to being a two and a half pint lightweight again
Have lost all credibility down at the watering hole
doesnt matter rules are rules
now please apologise
Diego copes
190 seethes
Zoey projects
Amer is cringe
Emmett is schizo
>dinosaur stickers on the window at work
When's nap time.
Could you list out the pros and cons?
your gf sounds like a grim slag
Very lonely lads.
Will be trying to shag two girls this weekend.
Yet neither of them compare to Azula
What was so great about it?
Whisker... doesn't post here anymore....
Nigwit. Dead.
Usually do but sometimes she goes out with her girl friends.
I trust her though and tbf if she did cheat I wouldn’t be too fussed as she’s starting uni all the way done in Bournemouth in September so will probably break up with her then anyway.
Need to gently nurse from a mahogany breast
Where the fuck have you been?
Also I see you on the bus when I was on my hol x
Sorry
BASED
love are zoey
when I was in Australia, loads of people drank pots desu
very rarely see a half pint over here.
Schooner is a great size of glass if you ask me, perfect
He's not dead yet, but he may as well be.
Name literally one example of this.
About to tuck into one of Tesco's finest cottage pies lads
toiling
that's mad why didn't you say something lad
So you’re literally a child.
>wouldn’t be too fussed if she did cheat
Pls be joking,cuuuuuuuc
whats exactly is the connection between loneliness and sex?
Scromiting. Would assume he was some sort of crackhead squatter if I saw him in public
Uwu
>irish posters leave
>thread quality nosedives
no coincidence
too many old people tbf can't even hope for a shag this week
Glad you appreciate the Australian twist on British norms.